by pedros » Sun Apr 15, 2018 2:50 pm
I'm bored, pissed and hungry, so rustled up a few things from the garden and the old lady who sells veg over new year, the results are good, so thought I'd share.
Pedro's mango coconut curry:
1kg chicken (I killed a 2.5kg cock yesterday for the monks, kept 1/2)
2 onions
Some mangoes
Shit ton of garlic
500ml coconut milk (used old coconuts from the tree, tinned easier)
few spoons of turmeric
Few spoons of curry powder
Few spoons of garam masala
A load of fresh ginger
Little bit of vinegar
Chillies
Fresh coriander
1. Put 1 onion, some coriander, chillies and a shit ton of garlic in a blender with some water. Whizz the crap out of it.
2.heat some oil,or probably better ghee (which is freebasing butter) in large pan.
3. add the whizzed stuff and put in garam masala, turmeric and curry powder. Heat slowly, turning it until a thick paste is formed. Put paste aside.
4. mash up.a chicken into a few bits, fry with diced onion and a shit ton more garlic. Once browned chuck in a bit of water and stir in curry paste. Throw in a bit of vinegar.
5. throw in some peeled mangoes. Simmer for a bit, at least an hour to let the chicken come away from the bone and the bone to get the marrow out.
6. chuck in the coconut milk and cook.the fucker longer. Test it and throw in salt, pepper or anything else for taste.
7. garnish with coriander and eat the cunt with rice.
For best results, allow to cool, strip the bones of any meat still on and throw them to a dog. Remove mango stones and reheat.
I'm bored, pissed and hungry, so rustled up a few things from the garden and the old lady who sells veg over new year, the results are good, so thought I'd share.
Pedro's mango coconut curry:
1kg chicken (I killed a 2.5kg cock yesterday for the monks, kept 1/2)
2 onions
Some mangoes
Shit ton of garlic
500ml coconut milk (used old coconuts from the tree, tinned easier)
few spoons of turmeric
Few spoons of curry powder
Few spoons of garam masala
A load of fresh ginger
Little bit of vinegar
Chillies
Fresh coriander
1. Put 1 onion, some coriander, chillies and a shit ton of garlic in a blender with some water. Whizz the crap out of it.
2.heat some oil,or probably better ghee (which is freebasing butter) in large pan.
3. add the whizzed stuff and put in garam masala, turmeric and curry powder. Heat slowly, turning it until a thick paste is formed. Put paste aside.
4. mash up.a chicken into a few bits, fry with diced onion and a shit ton more garlic. Once browned chuck in a bit of water and stir in curry paste. Throw in a bit of vinegar.
5. throw in some peeled mangoes. Simmer for a bit, at least an hour to let the chicken come away from the bone and the bone to get the marrow out.
6. chuck in the coconut milk and cook.the fucker longer. Test it and throw in salt, pepper or anything else for taste.
7. garnish with coriander and eat the cunt with rice.
For best results, allow to cool, strip the bones of any meat still on and throw them to a dog. Remove mango stones and reheat.