by scoffer » Wed Nov 07, 2018 4:09 pm
Christmas is coming and I just got off the phone after talking to my first X wife, who is the mother to my second child, but not my first born child.
I was asking her about our daughter who is expecting her 2nd child and how she was progressing.
With humor ( but no malice ) She chided me about my upcoming 3rd child and how things were progressing.
She passed comment on the fact she had offered to neuter me many years back ( using two house bricks slammed together ) and congratulated me on my ability to not reproduce with my second wife, of which I am happy to say I escaped from 11 years ago. She was however, somewhat amused by my fertility with my 3rd wife.
Now, my first non wife who is the mother of my first born along with my first born have both sent me the thumbs up about my upcoming 3rd born.
My daughter, who is my second child to my first wife and is now the Aunt to my two adopted children to my 3rd wife and will soon be the step sister to my 3rd child is about to give birth to my 2nd grandchild.
What I need you help with, how do I identify myself on the Christmas Card.
Christmas is coming and I just got off the phone after talking to my first X wife, who is the mother to my second child, but not my first born child.
I was asking her about our daughter who is expecting her 2nd child and how she was progressing.
With humor ( but no malice ) She chided me about my upcoming 3rd child and how things were progressing.
She passed comment on the fact she had offered to neuter me many years back ( using two house bricks slammed together ) and congratulated me on my ability to not reproduce with my second wife, of which I am happy to say I escaped from 11 years ago. She was however, somewhat amused by my fertility with my 3rd wife.
Now, my first non wife who is the mother of my first born along with my first born have both sent me the thumbs up about my upcoming 3rd born.
My daughter, who is my second child to my first wife and is now the Aunt to my two adopted children to my 3rd wife and will soon be the step sister to my 3rd child is about to give birth to my 2nd grandchild.
What I need you help with, how do I identify myself on the Christmas Card.