by horace » Sat Apr 20, 2019 5:05 am
I drove a mini-cab in London once for about six months. I was probably the worst ever. I would happily be driving along the streets of London , blissfully shit faced , listening to music, constantly being amazed by the colours of traffic lights when I would look in the rear view mirror and see people sitting in the back seat. Sometimes I would convince myself that they weren't really there, that it was all an hallucination, but usually I would go into a panic a realize that I had no idea where I picked em up, where they wanted to go nor where the fuck I was.
Would you employ me as a driver?
I drove a mini-cab in London once for about six months. I was probably the worst ever. I would happily be driving along the streets of London , blissfully shit faced , listening to music, constantly being amazed by the colours of traffic lights when I would look in the rear view mirror and see people sitting in the back seat. Sometimes I would convince myself that they weren't really there, that it was all an hallucination, but usually I would go into a panic a realize that I had no idea where I picked em up, where they wanted to go nor where the fuck I was.
Would you employ me as a driver?