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Re: This is a totally serious question!

Postby Jep » Mon Oct 15, 2018 4:53 pm

violet wrote:
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kinard wrote:The realistic thing to do is visit a few times and check out what's what.

Kina!! didn't you read what Miggles wrote. walk in to a bar and will be offered it. Its easy to get, if all else fails ask a tuk tuk dude. Christ sakes man. Kina,,were you born in a shell?

An iron bar?

sorry V ,enter a bar he wrote ,my wrong.
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Re: This is a totally serious question!

Postby the chicken » Mon Oct 22, 2018 10:52 am

I know a few regularly visit Battambong and buy them by the bags.
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Re: This is a totally serious question!

Postby Jep » Mon Oct 22, 2018 1:47 pm

the chicken wrote:I know a few regularly visit Battambong and buy them by the bags.

Shut Up. Final warning.
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Re: This is a totally serious question!

Postby Youn Hoo Fatt » Mon Oct 22, 2018 10:21 pm

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Jep wrote:Chew,. don't expect it to be even half as good as what you smoke at home.

You got that right. I'm currently vaping some finely-aged Jock Horror (JHO), home-grown with seeds from Nirvana, Amsterdam. I'll be giving all that up and smoking whatever the locals smoke. It' still a fair trade, given how totally sick of the US I am right now.

doesnt seem to be working given that you still want to leave
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Re: This is a totally serious question!

Postby Lucky Lucan » Tue Oct 23, 2018 12:17 am

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Re: This is a totally serious question!

Postby Barang_doa_slae » Tue Oct 23, 2018 1:46 am

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kinard wrote:Was alluding to the overall experience of relocating to Cambodia, not just the weed. 5 years gone is not a short time, things change.


V,.i think he has lived behind Iron bars. :lol:


I doubt that he said Las Vegas not Florida..
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Re: This is a totally serious question!

Postby Orichá » Tue Oct 23, 2018 12:18 pm

Sir, I suggest you collect some seeds of your favorite chronic, put them inside the back liner of a plastic CD case and mail it to yourself "Post Restante" in Cambodia, either PP or small Kampot; pick it up and grow your own... (That is what I used to do, back in the day, living in Taiwan -- I ordered it online from Gypsy Nirvana and that was his preferred shipment method from the U.K. I grew it for genuine medical reasons: at the time, I was suffering from chronic ulcerative colitis, and so I started growing about 8 or 12 females every winter, and it lasted a whole year, I barely had to smoke one joint a week to keep my colitis in full remission... I never ever again had to return to the hospital for colonoscopies or further sulphate suppositories, etc, etc... My colitis disappeared entirely! It is truly beyond me why and how it took so long for the positive medicinal values of maryjane to be recognized by our supposedly intelligent and informed society...)

Here in Cambodia, it is not hard to find little houses here and there with little gardens around many places in Cambodia, just have to keep it out of sight... I suggest a rural area like Pailin -- lots of sun, or maybe even Mondulkuri, which is higher up and you can probably get nice cheap land there, or a small cottage in the country with privacy; best weather in Cambodia, too! I am thinking of moving there if SKV deteriorates much more. Either there, or Sri Lanka...

Anyway, sometimes there is quality weed available, it is hit and miss... But the thing you must understand that it is still officially ILLEGAL to use weed here; for example, there are many police forces in Cambodia, traffic, civil and military. The official role of the military police, as many people may or may not be aware, is actually to prevent contraband from crossing borders of Cambodia, especially weaponry, hardwood timber and drugs; also, the military police are responsible for stopping locals from growing weed, and they do regularly burn down weed crops in Takeo and on the side of Bokor mountain -- whenever they take the trouble to find it -- which isn't too difficult. So, just put a piece of translucent camouflage netting over your garden and surround your flowers with nice big potted palm plants and ivies...

Ganja is cheap here, but the quality is not always great, although chronic is available. I don't smoke often, and in my years here, have only bought a few bags, only to make cookies with cinnamon, cloves, honey, butter, oatmeal and raisins -- this is much healthier... Weed is great for writing poetry, but I lose a lot of sleep singing loudly at 3 in the morning, and look a hangdog after a few days of that kind of shit... I really really don't know HOW you chronic users can do it without dying of heart attacks, hahaa... But I guess some of you do -- die -- after all ... of heart attacks? ...Hahahaha...
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Re: This is a totally serious question!

Postby batshitcrazyweirdo » Tue Oct 23, 2018 12:43 pm

^Damn! Just damn!

I wouldn't go mailing anything to yourself tho. Don't do dat!
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Re: This is a totally serious question!

Postby batshitcrazyweirdo » Tue Oct 23, 2018 1:07 pm

Orichá wrote:Sir, I suggest you collect some seeds of your favorite chronic, put them inside the back liner of a plastic CD case and mail it to yourself "Post Restante" in Cambodia, either PP or small Kampot; pick it up and grow your own... (That is what I used to do, back in the day, living in Taiwan -- I ordered it online from Gypsy Nirvana and that was his preferred shipment method from the U.K. I grew it for genuine medical reasons: at the time, I was suffering from chronic ulcerative colitis, and so I started growing about 8 or 12 females every winter, and it lasted a whole year, I barely had to smoke one joint a week to keep my colitis in full remission... I never ever again had to return to the hospital for colonoscopies or further sulphate suppositories, etc, etc... My colitis disappeared entirely! It is truly beyond me why and how it took so long for the positive medicinal values of maryjane to be recognized by our supposedly intelligent and informed society...)

Here in Cambodia, it is not hard to find little houses here and there with little gardens around many places in Cambodia, just have to keep it out of sight... I suggest a rural area like Pailin -- lots of sun, or maybe even Mondulkuri, which is higher up and you can probably get nice cheap land there, or a small cottage in the country with privacy; best weather in Cambodia, too! I am thinking of moving there if SKV deteriorates much more. Either there, or Sri Lanka...

Anyway, sometimes there is quality weed available, it is hit and miss... But the thing you must understand that it is still officially ILLEGAL to use weed here; for example, there are many police forces in Cambodia, traffic, civil and military. The official role of the military police, as many people may or may not be aware, is actually to prevent contraband from crossing borders of Cambodia, especially weaponry, hardwood timber and drugs; also, the military police are responsible for stopping locals from growing weed, and they do regularly burn down weed crops in Takeo and on the side of Bokor mountain -- whenever they take the trouble to find it -- which isn't too difficult. So, just put a piece of translucent camouflage netting over your garden and surround your flowers with nice big potted palm plants and ivies...

Ganja is cheap here, but the quality is not always great, although chronic is available. I don't smoke often, and in my years here, have only bought a few bags, only to make cookies with cinnamon, cloves, honey, butter, oatmeal and raisins -- this is much healthier... Weed is great for writing poetry, but I lose a lot of sleep singing loudly at 3 in the morning, and look a hangdog after a few days of that kind of shit... I really really don't know HOW you chronic users can do it without dying of heart attacks, hahaa... But I guess some of you do -- die -- after all ... of heart attacks? ...Hahahaha...


I guess my question would be ... why are you still in Takeo, when you are promoting Pailin? Yup, that would be my question. Or are you moving for the purposes you described?
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Re: This is a totally serious question!

Postby Ot Mean Loi » Tue Oct 23, 2018 1:55 pm

IF you do return it may be prudent to bring a pocket full of seeds of your favourite cultivar/s with you and cultivate very small quantities at a time of your personal preference/s for personal consumption.

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Re: This is a totally serious question!

Postby batshitcrazyweirdo » Tue Oct 23, 2018 2:01 pm

Where did Bubble T's post go???? That was funny as shit.

I don't condone anything illegal. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: This is a totally serious question!

Postby Jep » Tue Oct 23, 2018 2:08 pm

I was thinking about the fantastic sweet smell a big stunky plant lets off when budding, you'rd need a damn secure rodent netting surround to protect them beauties.
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Re: This is a totally serious question!

Postby Jep » Tue Oct 23, 2018 2:12 pm

batshitcrazyweirdo wrote:Where did Bubble T's post go???? That was funny as shit.

I don't condone anything illegal. :lol: :lol: :lol:

It broke a law here. Deleted.

..but if you saw it,..well..very good info... My lips are sealed.
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Re: This is a totally serious question!

Postby Bubble T » Tue Oct 23, 2018 3:09 pm

Jep wrote:
batshitcrazyweirdo wrote:Where did Bubble T's post go???? That was funny as shit.

I don't condone anything illegal. :lol: :lol: :lol:

It broke a law here. Deleted.

..but if you saw it,..well..very good info... My lips are sealed.


Actually I deleted it as I felt it contained more detail than it probably should have and would just lead to people arguing about why anyone would choose to pay higher than US dispensary prices for herb here (which is what you'll do if you want to get that kind of quality, or brand name vape cartridges).

But yeah, illegal stuff is illegal so don't do it. :roll:
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Re: This is a totally serious question!

Postby Starving Pelican » Tue Oct 23, 2018 5:09 pm

Bubble T wrote:
Jep wrote:
batshitcrazyweirdo wrote:Where did Bubble T's post go???? That was funny as shit.

I don't condone anything illegal. :lol: :lol: :lol:

It broke a law here. Deleted.

..but if you saw it,..well..very good info... My lips are sealed.


Actually I deleted it as I felt it contained more detail than it probably should have and would just lead to people arguing about why anyone would choose to pay higher than US dispensary prices for herb here (which is what you'll do if you want to get that kind of quality, or brand name vape cartridges).

But yeah, illegal stuff is illegal so don't do it. :roll:


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