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Murray wrote:Here are the first few days games in Cambodian Times.
All the games will be on Star/ESPN so should be on everywhere.
I will be showing all the games in Thida's Bar on the rooftop at Murray's Place.
GO WALLABIES!
Geez, I thought you were a Kiwi.
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vladimir wrote:this violent spectacle about to be broadcast all over the world..
broadcast and played out in the land of the best bloomin gang of muscle-bound, ace, hardcore, rugby players in the WORLD!!!! Go the All Blacks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Violet, you're mistaken. It's being held in NZ, not SA.
Don't cry, pretty baby...
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ירי ילדים והפצצת אזרחים דורש אומץ, כמו גם הטרדה מינית של עובדי ההוראה.
violet wrote:broadcast and played out in the land of the best bloomin gang of muscle-bound, ace, hardcore, rugby players in the WORLD!!!! Go the All Blacks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
At least before the start of the first match will be a rip snorter if 8 years ago was anything to go by
Sorry - got to throw these in as they are doing the rounds:
Have you heard about the All Blacks new bra?
All support but no cup.
What’s the difference between the All Blacks and an arsonist?
An arsonist wouldn’t waste five matches.
What do you call 15 guys sitting around the TV watching the Rugby World Cup final?
The All Blacks
What’s the difference between Graham Henry and Viagra?
At least Viagra gives you a semi.
Why did Graham Henry go to a ball dressed as a pumpkin?
Because he hoped when the clock struck midnight he would turn into a coach.
Why did the man go to an Adidas store and try to buy condoms?
He was too embarrassed to ask for an All Black jersey.
Graham Henry has a busy day and tells the team just to practice passing round some plastic cones for training.
After 80 minutes he sees them trudging back looking depressed.
“How did the session go lads,” he asks.
“The cones won 18-12,″ replies Richie McCaw.
There was a fire in Snow White’s cabin in the forest and she ran around desperately checking if the dwarfs were alright. There was a groan and she said “Sleepy’s fine!” and a growl and she said “Grumpy is alright” and so on, but she couldn’t find the seventh one until she heard someone say “The All Blacks are going to still win” and she said ” There – thank God – Dopey is okay!”
Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, “What is your IQ?” to which the man answers “241.”
“That’s wonderful!,” says Albert. “We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss!”
Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, “What is your IQ?” To which the lady answers, “144.”
“That is great!,” responds Albert. “We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!”
Albert goes to another person and asks, “What is your IQ?” to which the man answers, “51.”
Albert responds, “So, what do you reckon happened to the All Blacks?”
A man’s body was found in the harbour wearing an All Blacks jumper, pink panties, fishnet stockings and a dildo up his arse. Police removed the jumper to avoid any embarrassment to his family.
Did you hear NZ Post has just recalled their latest batch of stamps?
They had photos of All Blacks on them & people couldn’t figure out which side to spit on.
The NZRFU has taken the All Blacks’ Fords off them. When the All Blacks asked what they would do without them the NZRFU replied “Drive Holdens like all the other losers.”
Did you hear that thieves broke into the all Black Trophy room last night?
Police are appealing for information on the whereabouts of a glass cabinet and a carpet.
Eddie was at school one morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, Chippy, Captain of Industry etc, but Eddie was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
“My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he’ll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him.”
The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Eddie aside to ask him if that was really true.
“No” said Edward, “He’s an All Black but I was just too embarrassed to say.”
What do you do for a drowning New Zealand Rugby player?
Nothing. You could drag him to the top, but he’ll choke anyway.
Four surgeons are taking a coffee break. The first one says,
“Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up everything inside them is numbered.”
The second surgeon says, “Nah, librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”
The third surgeon says, “Try electricians. Everything inside them is colour-coded.”
The fourth one says, “I prefer New Zealand Rugby players. They’re heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and bums are interchangeable.”
Graham Henry asks Robbie Deans after the Final—”Deansy, I thought I had the journey planned, how did you beat me?”
“Pretty simple,” replied Robbie, “I picked my players for their intelligence and asked them just one question.”
“That simple?” said Henry. “Yep,”replied Deans, “pick one of my squad and see how he does.”
Henry thought for a while then nominated Nathan Sharpe. Deans called him over and asked him, “Who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister?” “Ah simple, Robbie,” says Sharpe, “it’s me.”
“Well done, Sharpie,” said Deans, and Henry was very impressed. He returned to the hotel and wondered about the intelligence of his team. He called in Richie McCaw and asked him, “Who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister?”
Richie thought and thought and couldn’t come up with the answer. “Can I think about it a bit more, Coach?—I’ll give you an answer tomorrow.”
“Of course,” said Henry, “you’ve got 24 hours. But it is very important that you come up with the answer.”
Richie went away, thinking as hard as he could, and then he called in his team-mates. Mils Muliana thought it might be his grandpa but wasn’t sure. Ma'a Nonu was certain that it couldn’t be anyone. Ali Williams refused to answer in case he was sacked for not knowing.
Isaia Toeava thought it would be an uncle in Samoa who had been adopted as a child. Tony Woodcock went into the foetal position. The rest of the team wouldn’t even hazard a guess. Twenty hours later, Richie was very worried that he still had no answer with only four hours to go. Eventually McCaw thought, “I know, I’ll ring Dan Carter—he’s bloody smart, he’ll know the answer.”
He phoned Carter. “Carts, tell me—who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister?”
“Very simple,” said Carter, “It’s me.”
“Of course,” said Richie and rang Henry. “Coach, I’ve got the answer—it’s Dan Carter!”
“No, you idiot,” said Henry, “It’s Nathan Sharpe.”
vladimir wrote:Argentina and England:
Falklands all over again!
kinglear, what's your bet?
South Africa and Wales might be a close game.
Sorry for the late reply - been out for the first time in ages. Gotta be England, coz everyone knows we and the argy - bargies don't get on. I've said before that I reckon this tournament is going to be close. Could be a really great championship! NZ, Aus, SA & England seeded to meet in the semis, but I'd never rule out France, Wales, Ireland or a surprise package from the rest.
Put a gun to my head and I'd say Australia. What a treat the next few weeks are going to be...the buzz is already building up and let's all hope for a cracker & worthy winners.
vladimir wrote:this violent spectacle about to be broadcast all over the world..
broadcast and played out in the land of the best bloomin gang of muscle-bound, ace, hardcore, rugby players in the WORLD!!!! Go the All Blacks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
NZ v Tonga by 30 points but alot of bruises Scot v Romania by 27 points Fiji v Namibia by 35 points France v Japan by 45 points
Arg v Eng by 8 points - although I hope it will be the reverese Aus v Italy by 28 points Ire v USA by 32 points
South Africa v Wales by 6 points
vladimir wrote:Chubacca, I have Argentina down to win.
The SA-WA game will be close.
I think the Ire-US game will be won by more points.
Can you imagine the shame if Italy wins? Now that would be fun!
The thing that makes me nervous about Argentina is that they generally do not play well in the southern hemisphere, while they dont mind up north as a lot of them play in the northern leagues, and I think that is reflected in their world cups to date.
think you are right re SA/Wa match - I'm only swayed toward Wales due to SA form in tri nations - can't gauge anything from their win over ABs. In saying that, if they win well against Wales, then have to reassess them as true contenders. A bit of a poison chalice though, as then they will have to retain that idiot de Villiers - would like to see SA play under a real coach, and not a nut job.
Might be surprised by Ireland US - think Declan has got a few newies in the team, and never sure with eagles as they are sometimes a nuisance.
Yes - shame indeed, but not this time, as Italy don't have their 1st or 2nd choice 5/8, it will depend on their scrum, and whether the Aussies fragile forwards can put a good one in, I'm banking that they will.
In saying that, if there is shame, I will shout you to a slab next time I'm in PP!
Watching the opening ceremony, and the Kiwis are doing a pretty damn good job! Great Haka!!!
Bring it on...............