Damn monks
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Damn monks
So today was blessing day at my office. Now, I'm really not a religious person, but I do tolerate ridiculous superstitions as long as they don't interfere with my life and work.
Anyway, I went to the loo, and when I came back, my computer was sprayed with water. My Khmer colleagues looked like they just had a tiny orgasm, "holy water!", "holy water!" they kept on shouting. Well, my Mac is really fucking blessed now. Two keys aren't working anymore. Talked to the management (Khmer) and they don't care cause tomorrow is my last day, plus the monks are not actual employees, it was my duty to protect my computer and I should respect cultural differences.
Fuck that.
Anyway, I went to the loo, and when I came back, my computer was sprayed with water. My Khmer colleagues looked like they just had a tiny orgasm, "holy water!", "holy water!" they kept on shouting. Well, my Mac is really fucking blessed now. Two keys aren't working anymore. Talked to the management (Khmer) and they don't care cause tomorrow is my last day, plus the monks are not actual employees, it was my duty to protect my computer and I should respect cultural differences.
Fuck that.
Make them your slave monks, collect money (which they do shamelessly anyway) until your lap top is paid for.Khmerized wrote:So today was blessing day at my office. Now, I'm really not a religious person, but I do tolerate ridiculous superstitions as long as they don't interfere with my life and work.
Anyway, I went to the loo, and when I came back, my computer was sprayed with water. My Khmer colleagues looked like they just had a tiny orgasm, "holy water!", "holy water!" they kept on shouting. Well, my Mac is really fucking blessed now. Two keys aren't working anymore. Talked to the management (Khmer) and they don't care cause tomorrow is my last day, plus the monks are not actual employees, it was my duty to protect my computer and I should respect cultural differences.
Fuck that.
And give each of them two hard slaps, just because.
assholes,most monks in these country are beggers,bums,and thieves,back hand them both.ignorant bloody savages,but,you have to learn not to leave any thing valuable unattended when khymers are around,that goes for maids,gardners,employees.
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keith wrote:assholes,most monks in these country are beggers,bums,and thieves,back hand them both.ignorant bloody savages,but,you have to learn not to leave any thing valuable unattended when khymers are around,that goes for maids,gardners,employees.
“Much better hang wrong fellow than no fellow.” ― George Orwell, Burmese Days
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You should've rained down savage blows to their skulls all the time shouting "holy fists, holy fists!"
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More dismal comments from our resident fuckwit Keith. How's it going on the ladyboy dating sites?keith wrote: khymers
Romantic Cambodia is dead and gone. It's with McKinley in the grave.
Lmfao!Lucky Lucan wrote:More dismal comments from our resident fuckwit Keith. How's it going on the ladyboy dating sites?keith wrote: khymers
2moro is ur last day? Convert to Buddhism and bless ALL the other computers 2moro! ! !
Are the majority of posters on this board sad old cunts, or just the vocal ones? Thank god I've only met the cool ones (Handy, JM)...
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No, some of them are young and full of the joys of spring, like calves getting fattened for slaughter. BTW who is this Handy?antifa7 wrote:Are the majority of posters on this board sad old cunts, or just the vocal ones? Thank god I've only met the cool ones (Handy, JM)...
Romantic Cambodia is dead and gone. It's with McKinley in the grave.
Keith, I'm a bit worried that you might of forgot to express yourself fully.keith wrote:assholes,most monks in these country are beggers,bums,and thieves,back hand them both.ignorant bloody savages,but,you have to learn not to leave any thing valuable unattended when khymers are around,that goes for maids,gardners,employees.
Is there anything else you might of wanted to say but didn't ??
I refuse to go out with nothing more than a whimper followed by a small farting sound and a shit stain on my bed sheets..
Just thought I'd share that with you.
Just thought I'd share that with you.
Im with keith and the purple turtle on this one.
Great quote turtle,I squirted a mouthful of mekong/coke over my acer when reading orwells quote.
I am a very happy old cunt but I dont have much time for monks or thieves.
Great quote turtle,I squirted a mouthful of mekong/coke over my acer when reading orwells quote.
I am a very happy old cunt but I dont have much time for monks or thieves.
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the good thing about those damn monks, is that they all wear orange, so easy to locate, especially in the mornings, if planning on a killing spree.. good luck!
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