Freshie Boys. I hate them.
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Freshie Boys. I hate them.
So driving home at a nice leisurely pace with the post rush hour traffic this evening, I noticed some degenerate freshies whipping in and out of traffic from behind.
Nothing new there.
But tonight was a new freshie low - these particular freshies were whipping each motorcyclist they sped by with a leather belt and deriving great mirth. Those pencil necked fucks pulled this hit and run on about 4 or 5 motos on Mao before they used freshie hyper evasion tactics to GTFO. Not that it really mattered, most of the victims pulled over to the side in shock anyway.
They were making no attempt to steal anything. Their only mission was to whip innocent riders from behind at great pace.
What a bunch of emasculated, emaciated, Korean mirroring cunts.
Nothing new there.
But tonight was a new freshie low - these particular freshies were whipping each motorcyclist they sped by with a leather belt and deriving great mirth. Those pencil necked fucks pulled this hit and run on about 4 or 5 motos on Mao before they used freshie hyper evasion tactics to GTFO. Not that it really mattered, most of the victims pulled over to the side in shock anyway.
They were making no attempt to steal anything. Their only mission was to whip innocent riders from behind at great pace.
What a bunch of emasculated, emaciated, Korean mirroring cunts.
Haha - my money’s on Playboy
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^ I know I look like an asshole when I'm stopped with everyone at the light and a Freshy decides to go through a crowded red light.
They can all hear me muttering come on, come on, coming, crash muthafucka! ...." And when nothing happened I exhale loudly with a, "huff... Nothing happened..." And have a disappointed look on my face.....
They can all hear me muttering come on, come on, coming, crash muthafucka! ...." And when nothing happened I exhale loudly with a, "huff... Nothing happened..." And have a disappointed look on my face.....
A tale to tell. Awhile ago I was approaching a glowing red stoplight when a bike with 2 Freshie Boyz blew past me. Seeing that there was no alternative they then proceeded to slide and crash (somewhat gently thankfully) into 2 or 3 stopped motorbikes jolting their drivers but not toppling them.
The light turned green as this all unfolded in front of me - almost in slow motion. I drove past the 2 Freshies sprawled on the pavement (scrapped up but unhurt) and spit the biggest wad of mucous I could muster on one of them. It remains one of the best experiences I have ever had in many years in SE Asia.
The light turned green as this all unfolded in front of me - almost in slow motion. I drove past the 2 Freshies sprawled on the pavement (scrapped up but unhurt) and spit the biggest wad of mucous I could muster on one of them. It remains one of the best experiences I have ever had in many years in SE Asia.
I love fish and chips with vinegar in newspaper!!!
Then this will amuse you - back in 1990 I bought a CBR RR, very quick little bike. One night I had been out with the wife and we were going home. It was late and nothing much on the road. A couple of freshy boys tried to race us, and at every intersection when I anchored up to check for traffic they just kept the revs up and tried to overtake. Eventually when I hit another intersection I again braked and they shot past, both turning their heads to look at us, and went SPLAT into the side of another moto going down the other road. By that time I was going slow enough to carefully circumnavigate the carnage.cambod wrote:^ I know I look like an asshole when I'm stopped with everyone at the light and a Freshy decides to go through a crowded red light.
They can all hear me muttering come on, come on, coming, crash muthafucka! ...." And when nothing happened I exhale loudly with a, "huff... Nothing happened..." And have a disappointed look on my face.....
Couple of weeks ago I was heading home, going north past Calmette. It was rush hour, the road was chaos. I was travelling quite quickly, when a couple of kids screamed past and headed for a small gap between a tanker and a number of bikes. I thought no way! The're going to have an acc.... BANG. They hit two girls on a moto who were crossing the road, just in front of the tanker and heading for Calmette. (no jokes about girls going to hospital please!)
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Dagenham wrote:A tale to tell. Awhile ago I was approaching a glowing red stoplight when a bike with 2 Freshie Boyz blew past me. Seeing that there was no alternative they then proceeded to slide and crash (somewhat gently thankfully) into 2 or 3 stopped motorbikes jolting their drivers but not toppling them.
The light turned green as this all unfolded in front of me - almost in slow motion. I drove past the 2 Freshies sprawled on the pavement (scrapped up but unhurt) and spit the biggest wad of mucous I could muster on one of them. It remains one of the best experiences I have ever had in many years in SE Asia.
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Someone should make a cute "kh440 hate freshie boys" sticker. I would buy one for each of our vehicles.
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+1Barang_doa_slae wrote:Someone should make a cute "kh440 hate freshie boys" sticker. I would buy one for each of our vehicles.
I tend to sleep in the nude. Which isn't a bad thing except for maybe on those long flights.
OK. But it could add that...Kh440 LOVE Freshie Girls! Legal - of course!Barang_doa_slae wrote:Someone should make a cute "kh440 hate freshie boys" sticker. I would buy one for each of our vehicles.
I love fish and chips with vinegar in newspaper!!!
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I would normaly + 1 on that but as the years go by, from freshie girls acutely trained, my eyes tend to change focus onto young professional milfs. The kind that not so long ago, used to be only seen in Bangkok, is nowadays becoming a more common sight in Cambodia.Dagenham wrote:OK. But it could add that...Kh440 LOVE Freshie Girls! Legal - of course!Barang_doa_slae wrote:Someone should make a cute "kh440 hate freshie boys" sticker. I would buy one for each of our vehicles.
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Couple of years ago, sitting out on the balcony at Riverhouse. Two freshie boys on a moto came racing up the riverfront, weaving through traffic, misjudged and rear-ended a car that stopped short. They hit the pavement, then writhed in pain with what appeared to be a broken arm and a filleted face. I reflexively blurted "Ha, Score!" mostly to myself, but the tourists sitting nearby gave me an evil look for my schadenfreudeish exclamation. I didn't bother to explain. Just sipped my whiskey and smiled with satisfaction.
LTO wrote:... but the tourists sitting nearby gave me an evil look for my schadenfreudeish exclamation. I didn't bother to explain...
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+1LTO wrote:Couple of years ago, sitting out on the balcony at Riverhouse. Two freshie boys on a moto came racing up the riverfront, weaving through traffic, misjudged and rear-ended a car that stopped short. They hit the pavement, then writhed in pain with what appeared to be a broken arm and a filleted face. I reflexively blurted "Ha, Score!" mostly to myself, but the tourists sitting nearby gave me an evil look for my schadenfreudeish exclamation. I didn't bother to explain. Just sipped my whiskey and smiled with satisfaction.
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