Cambodian Pie
Can you guess the tune?
Well you took a course for a week or 2
and now you know it all
got the basic tools
and learned the rules
for everything grammatical
a few brain cells lacking
from the suitcase packing
for a 14 hour flight away,
Bragging how you know
shit's gonna be so dope
For at least a year you plan to stay....
It's time to wreck you're whole career,
Andy in Asia doesn't want you here
brace yourself for 50cent beer
brace yourself for 50 cent beer
It's a TEFL job in Cambodia,
It's tough kid, but it's life
It's a TEFL job in Cambodia,
You might bag yourself a wife
You're a cheap tie wearing creep
who's living real cheap
and hang around with others like you
Working like a bitch
As the director gets rich
and all the the kids are richer than you
Well you'll work all shifts with sweat on your back
for 50 bucks a day
post on the Twitter how you're living like a king
but still waiting for last month's pay
Now you can go where teaching is fun,
Now you can try to get things done
what you need my son,
what you need my son,
Is a TEFL job in Cambodia,
Where standards are quite slack
A TEFL job in Cambodia,
Where you'll cop tons of flack
Beltei, Western, Beltie, Western, Beltei, Western, Beltie, Western,Beltei, Western, Beltie, Western,Beltei, Western, Beltie, Western, etc
YEAH it's a TEFL job in Cambodia,
You'll do it anyway
It's a TEFL job in Cambodia,
You're gonna have to staaaaaaaay
BELTEI!
Well you took a course for a week or 2
and now you know it all
got the basic tools
and learned the rules
for everything grammatical
a few brain cells lacking
from the suitcase packing
for a 14 hour flight away,
Bragging how you know
shit's gonna be so dope
For at least a year you plan to stay....
It's time to wreck you're whole career,
Andy in Asia doesn't want you here
brace yourself for 50cent beer
brace yourself for 50 cent beer
It's a TEFL job in Cambodia,
It's tough kid, but it's life
It's a TEFL job in Cambodia,
You might bag yourself a wife
You're a cheap tie wearing creep
who's living real cheap
and hang around with others like you
Working like a bitch
As the director gets rich
and all the the kids are richer than you
Well you'll work all shifts with sweat on your back
for 50 bucks a day
post on the Twitter how you're living like a king
but still waiting for last month's pay
Now you can go where teaching is fun,
Now you can try to get things done
what you need my son,
what you need my son,
Is a TEFL job in Cambodia,
Where standards are quite slack
A TEFL job in Cambodia,
Where you'll cop tons of flack
Beltei, Western, Beltie, Western, Beltei, Western, Beltie, Western,Beltei, Western, Beltie, Western,Beltei, Western, Beltie, Western, etc
YEAH it's a TEFL job in Cambodia,
You'll do it anyway
It's a TEFL job in Cambodia,
You're gonna have to staaaaaaaay
BELTEI!
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pedros wrote:Can you guess the tune?
Is a TEFL job in Cambodia,
Where standards are quite slack
A TEFL job in Cambodia,
Where you'll cop tons of flack
Beltei, Western, Beltie, Western, Beltei, Western, Beltie, Western,Beltei, Western, Beltie, Western,Beltei, Western, Beltie, Western, etc
YEAH it's a TEFL job in Cambodia,
You'll do it anyway
It's a TEFL job in Cambodia,
You're gonna have to staaaaaaaay
BELTEI!
nice. at first i thought of hotel california but upon the attempt to sing to it utterly failed so guess that's not it.
Had a 700km drive last week with no tunes, but this in my head.
On the number 4 highway, drivin as fast as I dare
Smell of burning plastic, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, a neon light starts to blink
My head grew heavy and my throat grew dry
I had to stop for a drink.
There she stood on the wood step;
I heard a small kid yell
And I was thinking to myself
'This could be heaven or this could be Hell'
Then she lit up an ARA red and she showed me the way
There were voices from the rice fields,
I thought I heard them say
Welcome to the Beer Garden Kampuchea
Such a fucked up place (such a fucked up place)
Such a sárt face.
Plenty of room at the Beer Garden Kampuchea
Always open here (Always open here) except Khmer new year
Her mind is Sreyleak-twisted, she got the Range Rover Sport
She got a lot of pretty, pretty ladyboys, that she calls ch’kort
How they dance in the bungalows, sweet meth-head sweat
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget
So I called the off duty policeman,
'Please bring me my Youen wine'
He said, 'we haven't had that spirit here since nineteen eighty-nine'
And still wrong numbers are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to go “Bong Aay"
Welcome to the Beer Garden Kampuchea
Such a fucked up place (such a fucked up place)
Such a sárt face.
They livin' it up at the Beer Garden Kampuchea
What a bunch of lies (what a bunch of lies), bring your alibis
Mirrors on the Scoopy,
The country boys on ice
And she said, 'we are all just prisoners here, of our own easy visa device'
And around a circular table,
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely cleavers,
But they just can't kill the beast
Last thing I remember, I was
Falling on the floor
I had to find the dirt track back to the place I was before
'Chul moy' said the policeman,
'We are programmed to aid receive.
You can take the bus to Ponchentong,
But you can never leave!'
Welcome to the Beer Garden Kampuchea
Such a fucked up place (such a fucked up place)
Such a sárt face.
Plenty of room at the Beer Garden Kampuchea
Always open here (Always open here) except Khmer new year
On the number 4 highway, drivin as fast as I dare
Smell of burning plastic, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, a neon light starts to blink
My head grew heavy and my throat grew dry
I had to stop for a drink.
There she stood on the wood step;
I heard a small kid yell
And I was thinking to myself
'This could be heaven or this could be Hell'
Then she lit up an ARA red and she showed me the way
There were voices from the rice fields,
I thought I heard them say
Welcome to the Beer Garden Kampuchea
Such a fucked up place (such a fucked up place)
Such a sárt face.
Plenty of room at the Beer Garden Kampuchea
Always open here (Always open here) except Khmer new year
Her mind is Sreyleak-twisted, she got the Range Rover Sport
She got a lot of pretty, pretty ladyboys, that she calls ch’kort
How they dance in the bungalows, sweet meth-head sweat
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget
So I called the off duty policeman,
'Please bring me my Youen wine'
He said, 'we haven't had that spirit here since nineteen eighty-nine'
And still wrong numbers are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to go “Bong Aay"
Welcome to the Beer Garden Kampuchea
Such a fucked up place (such a fucked up place)
Such a sárt face.
They livin' it up at the Beer Garden Kampuchea
What a bunch of lies (what a bunch of lies), bring your alibis
Mirrors on the Scoopy,
The country boys on ice
And she said, 'we are all just prisoners here, of our own easy visa device'
And around a circular table,
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely cleavers,
But they just can't kill the beast
Last thing I remember, I was
Falling on the floor
I had to find the dirt track back to the place I was before
'Chul moy' said the policeman,
'We are programmed to aid receive.
You can take the bus to Ponchentong,
But you can never leave!'
Welcome to the Beer Garden Kampuchea
Such a fucked up place (such a fucked up place)
Such a sárt face.
Plenty of room at the Beer Garden Kampuchea
Always open here (Always open here) except Khmer new year
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Some local band needs to start playing these, giving full credit of course such well done lyrics.. I'm in awe!
With apologies to Jimi Hendrix, "Crosstown Traffic":
You walk out in front of my car as if you want to die,
80 Ks an hour is the speed the bong thoms fly,
You tell me it's alright, you don't worry bout a thing,
You know the cops will do anything for a bribe.
I HATE THIS
Phnom Penh traffic-Can't make any sense of you.
Phnom Penh traffic-Seen more logic in a zoo,
Phnom Penh traffic-Selfish vendors slow me down,
So hard to get to the other side of town.
How come the cops can't find young kids accused of hit and run.
A well connected Daddy means that you can say you're not the one.
The assholes take no notice when the lights they turn from green to red.
Move slowly watching both ways or the chances are you'll end up dead.
Repeat Chorus.
You walk out in front of my car as if you want to die,
80 Ks an hour is the speed the bong thoms fly,
You tell me it's alright, you don't worry bout a thing,
You know the cops will do anything for a bribe.
I HATE THIS
Phnom Penh traffic-Can't make any sense of you.
Phnom Penh traffic-Seen more logic in a zoo,
Phnom Penh traffic-Selfish vendors slow me down,
So hard to get to the other side of town.
How come the cops can't find young kids accused of hit and run.
A well connected Daddy means that you can say you're not the one.
The assholes take no notice when the lights they turn from green to red.
Move slowly watching both ways or the chances are you'll end up dead.
Repeat Chorus.
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Since engrish isn't my native language, i'd like to challenge anyone at K440 to do " Dirty Old Town- The Pogues " about Poi Pet
Can't be too hard me thinkz...
Can't be too hard me thinkz...
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I don't want to be pedantic, but Dirty Old Town was written by Ewan MacColl in 1949, before any members of the Pogues had their first taste of Guinness. Even Rod Stewart recorded the song in the 60s.boomer wrote:Since engrish isn't my native language, i'd like to challenge anyone at K440 to do " Dirty Old Town- The Pogues " about Poi Pet
Can't be too hard me thinkz...
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