The unfortunate life of a Khmer road divider
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The unfortunate life of a Khmer road divider
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Last edited by boomer on Sat Jul 09, 2016 4:38 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Put the picture up of the 15 dearly departed bollards that were taken out by the power sliding SLS!
Haha - my money’s on Playboy
Well they keep putting those dividers up in the wrong places, the centre of the road. Don't these traffic planners realise that Khmers have the right to drive on both sides of the road, especially when drunk.
The erection of these road dividers has only served to highlight the insanely high degree of dumbcuntfuckery that Khmer urban planners are capable of. For example over near where I live they have completely blocked the entrance into Wat Samsonkosal off of 271 St. It is a major road into Boeung Tumpun and now everyone simply goes to the end of the barrier and does a u turn thereby fucking up the traffic flow completely. Similar story near Wat Toul Tom Pong to get to Russian Market off Mao Tse Tung etc etc.
The people who made these decisions should have road dividers shoved up their fucking arseholes and then cement barriers dropped on them from great heights.
The people who made these decisions should have road dividers shoved up their fucking arseholes and then cement barriers dropped on them from great heights.
Rated R for Ricecakes
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Ken,ken svay wrote:Well they keep putting those dividers up in the wrong places, the centre of the road. Don't these traffic planners realise that Khmers have the right to drive on both sides of the road, especially when drunk.
I just had a mental image of that poor unfortunate injured girl lying pinned under your pick up truck whilst you sat in the drivers seat listening to - Big Girls Don't Cry, by the Beach Boys at full volume.
"I don't care what the people are thinking, i ain't drunk i'm just drinking"
An impossible scenario, as Big Girls Don't Cry was recorded by the Four Seasons, not the Beach Boys.
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The first didn't involve any dividers, but it was a bit special ...
The second, not such great imagery of the poor road divider, but here you go:
The second, not such great imagery of the poor road divider, but here you go:
Meum est propositum in taberna mori,
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
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Thank you Spigzy. I've stopped asphyxiating now.
To the dearly departed bollards, crushed so callously by Sindelfingen's finest, I salute you.
RIP
To the dearly departed bollards, crushed so callously by Sindelfingen's finest, I salute you.
RIP
Haha - my money’s on Playboy
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Dat passenger safety cell. Standing as erect as a phallic totem.
A two fingered salute to the fallen.
No respect.
A two fingered salute to the fallen.
No respect.
Haha - my money’s on Playboy
I think investing in a body repair shop, might not be a bad idea
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Aluminum capable body shop may even be better
Haha - my money’s on Playboy
Every fucking time when I drive from Norodom to the Monivong bridge I have to do a u- turn. Whoever designed this overpass misses his true role of a fertilizer in the fields, as some claim KR did in Takaev. I so much hate traffic here, it was even slower with the car.
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