Congratulations. It's called avuncular charm.RobW wrote:I've worked out what they're up to and I'm in.
For a couple of weeks I was more than usually on the piss and didn't get round to shaving or perhaps had the Michael Parkinsons so badly of a morning it would have been inadvisable.
Then I had to fly to China and forgot my razor. In addition needed a haircut so that the only way to look respectable was to comb into a school boy side parting.
Result: I have had the phone numbers of four super hot, rich Chinese girls in their twenties thrust upon me. Twice I have had restaurants refuse my money as long as they can take my photo with them pointing at their business signs. Once I have had a 5 star hotel ask if they could photo me at their bar drinking beer. I was drinking whisky at the time but they picked up the tab so fuck it.
Everywhere people have gone on about handsome and movie star. Now I've been in and out of China almost monthly for a decade and nobody that didn't want my money has called me handsome for almost as long.
They're shagging, the fuckers. They're shagging everything that moves. It seems a dirty beard and a school boy hair cut and you're in like fucking Flyn.
Tomorrow I'm going to buy a beard trimmer not a razor.
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