YaTingPom wrote:
Beard. No footwear. Hipster clothing?
And.
Hitchhiking! Really!
No luggage. Not sure what that means. Either dirty or not going far. Even had cardboard signs. Didn't look what they said but probably "We are clueless. >smiley face<"
Hipster alert - the resistance starts
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Maybe some kind of new crossbreed - Hipsties?
I've worked out what they're up to and I'm in.
For a couple of weeks I was more than usually on the piss and didn't get round to shaving or perhaps had the Michael Parkinsons so badly of a morning it would have been inadvisable.
Then I had to fly to China and forgot my razor. In addition needed a haircut so that the only way to look respectable was to comb into a school boy side parting.
Result: I have had the phone numbers of four super hot, rich Chinese girls in their twenties thrust upon me. Twice I have had restaurants refuse my money as long as they can take my photo with them pointing at their business signs. Once I have had a 5 star hotel ask if they could photo me at their bar drinking beer. I was drinking whisky at the time but they picked up the tab so fuck it.
Everywhere people have gone on about handsome and movie star. Now I've been in and out of China almost monthly for a decade and nobody that didn't want my money has called me handsome for almost as long.
They're shagging, the fuckers. They're shagging everything that moves. It seems a dirty beard and a school boy hair cut and you're in like fucking Flyn.
Tomorrow I'm going to buy a beard trimmer not a razor.
For a couple of weeks I was more than usually on the piss and didn't get round to shaving or perhaps had the Michael Parkinsons so badly of a morning it would have been inadvisable.
Then I had to fly to China and forgot my razor. In addition needed a haircut so that the only way to look respectable was to comb into a school boy side parting.
Result: I have had the phone numbers of four super hot, rich Chinese girls in their twenties thrust upon me. Twice I have had restaurants refuse my money as long as they can take my photo with them pointing at their business signs. Once I have had a 5 star hotel ask if they could photo me at their bar drinking beer. I was drinking whisky at the time but they picked up the tab so fuck it.
Everywhere people have gone on about handsome and movie star. Now I've been in and out of China almost monthly for a decade and nobody that didn't want my money has called me handsome for almost as long.
They're shagging, the fuckers. They're shagging everything that moves. It seems a dirty beard and a school boy hair cut and you're in like fucking Flyn.
Tomorrow I'm going to buy a beard trimmer not a razor.
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China, eh, old boy. Sounds like a plan.
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Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
Comb that hair of yours over to the side, nerd style, and we'll need to dip our walking sticks in fecal matter to keep 'em at bay.Felgerkarb wrote:China, eh, old boy. Sounds like a plan.
Congratulations. It's called avuncular charm.RobW wrote:I've worked out what they're up to and I'm in.
For a couple of weeks I was more than usually on the piss and didn't get round to shaving or perhaps had the Michael Parkinsons so badly of a morning it would have been inadvisable.
Then I had to fly to China and forgot my razor. In addition needed a haircut so that the only way to look respectable was to comb into a school boy side parting.
Result: I have had the phone numbers of four super hot, rich Chinese girls in their twenties thrust upon me. Twice I have had restaurants refuse my money as long as they can take my photo with them pointing at their business signs. Once I have had a 5 star hotel ask if they could photo me at their bar drinking beer. I was drinking whisky at the time but they picked up the tab so fuck it.
Everywhere people have gone on about handsome and movie star. Now I've been in and out of China almost monthly for a decade and nobody that didn't want my money has called me handsome for almost as long.
They're shagging, the fuckers. They're shagging everything that moves. It seems a dirty beard and a school boy hair cut and you're in like fucking Flyn.
Tomorrow I'm going to buy a beard trimmer not a razor.
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TheGrimReaper wrote: ↑Mon Sep 02, 2019 1:45 pmSlavedog, you do not belong on this forum as you talk too much sense.
Up ya.slavedog wrote: Congratulations. It's called avuncular charm.
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It's 'cause I'm a clearly with it hipster. Hipsters are shagging non-stop and I'm one of them now.
I pity you with your stinging shaved chops.
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Lol Tony certainly didn't mince words.YaTingPom wrote:
Reminds me of another hipster douch who came into Charlie Harpers Bar in SHV.
We were at the bar with Tony (RIP) standing behind - with his arms resting on the bar taking up a large space, as he did - chatting about stuff and a young hipster comes in phone in hand and asks for the WiFi password;
"You going to by a beer?" Tony asks. obviously he had been watching him walk from Virak bus station straight over
"How much is a beer?" the hipster asks suspiciously
Tony does that "WTF?" look and says "Fuck off!"
Hipster slinks off
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i'd rather pay a bird to fuck me than walk around looking like a hipsterRobW wrote:Up ya.slavedog wrote: Congratulations. It's called avuncular charm.
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It's 'cause I'm a clearly with it hipster. Hipsters are shagging non-stop and I'm one of them now.
I pity you with your stinging shaved chops.
Mean Dtuk Mean Trey, Mean Loy Mean Srey
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Don't worry, contrary to specious claims, I'm sure that's what, in reality, transpired.Jamie_Lambo wrote:i'd rather pay a bird to fuck me than walk around looking like a hipsterRobW wrote:Up ya.slavedog wrote: Congratulations. It's called avuncular charm.
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It's 'cause I'm a clearly with it hipster. Hipsters are shagging non-stop and I'm one of them now.
I pity you with your stinging shaved chops.
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Too bad Playboy didn't get the memoRobW wrote:It seems a dirty beard and a school boy hair cut and you're in like fucking Flyn.
Tomorrow I'm going to buy a beard trimmer not a razor.
Since when did chin fuzz qualify as a beard ?Playboy wrote:Beards are sooooooooo last month.
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Competitive Vaping or Cloudchasing
http://digg.com/2015/competitive-vaping
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloud-cha ... cigarette)
http://digg.com/2015/competitive-vaping
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloud-cha ... cigarette)
pew, pew, pew, pew!
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I'm glad to see that this vaping contest vid is a couple of years old already and it hasn't caught on much since.
I like the way this thread has tailed-off in the last few months. It seems this city just isn't as hip as it was in 2015.
I like the way this thread has tailed-off in the last few months. It seems this city just isn't as hip as it was in 2015.
Romantic Cambodia is dead and gone. It's with McKinley in the grave.
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