Hipster alert - the resistance starts
Albro wrote:Dont go so far that you call anyone with a haircut and tattoo a hipster (even if he should get better fitting shorts). That would just tell something about yourself and how far you let yourself go cracking down on anyone who actually try to have some sort of style.Playboy wrote:Meanwhile, back on topic ...
Can I check if this is a Hipster, or just a lowly Twat ??
Given that I hate everyone, I just want to know the specifics of each individual instance
If he had a bum-beard i would agree. But shaving after the jawline is correct even if he should trim it down to 2-4mm unless shave. When it comes to the haircut i dont see the problem. Common haircut used by people in all classes of society. The successful rich as well as the tougher guys who go to war. Its not a hipster-thing on its own. It need that bum-beard too.
Looks like a dwarf to me. Those little fuckers freak me out. That's why I don't hang around with Jamie Lambo.
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He is talented...can snort coke and text at the same time...must be a hipster thing.Albro wrote:Playboy wrote:Meanwhile, back on topic ...
Can I check if this is a Hipster, or just a lowly Twat ??
Given that I hate everyone, I just want to know the specifics of each individual instance
Don't mention the Giant Panda in the room.
Beard. No footwear. Hipster clothing?
And.
Hitchhiking! Really!
No luggage. Not sure what that means. Either dirty or not going far. Even had cardboard signs. Didn't look what they said but probably "We are clueless. >smiley face<"
pew, pew, pew, pew!
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whos going to want to pick up those pair of smelly tramp looking peopleYaTingPom wrote:
Beard. No footwear. Hipster clothing?
And.
Hitchhiking! Really!
No luggage. Not sure what that means. Either dirty or not going far. Even had cardboard signs. Didn't look what they said but probably "We are clueless. >smiley face<"
theres only 1 way to hitchhike successfully
Mean Dtuk Mean Trey, Mean Loy Mean Srey
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Dumb cow is looking the wrong way!
Fit as though.
Fit as though.
pew, pew, pew, pew!
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hahaha just seen this ya cunt hahascobienz wrote: Looks like a dwarf to me. Those little fuckers freak me out. That's why I don't hang around with Jamie Lambo.
Mean Dtuk Mean Trey, Mean Loy Mean Srey
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Maybe some kind of new crossbreed - Hipsties?
YaTingPom wrote:
Beard. No footwear. Hipster clothing?
And.
Hitchhiking! Really!
No luggage. Not sure what that means. Either dirty or not going far. Even had cardboard signs. Didn't look what they said but probably "We are clueless. >smiley face<"
I've worked out what they're up to and I'm in.
For a couple of weeks I was more than usually on the piss and didn't get round to shaving or perhaps had the Michael Parkinsons so badly of a morning it would have been inadvisable.
Then I had to fly to China and forgot my razor. In addition needed a haircut so that the only way to look respectable was to comb into a school boy side parting.
Result: I have had the phone numbers of four super hot, rich Chinese girls in their twenties thrust upon me. Twice I have had restaurants refuse my money as long as they can take my photo with them pointing at their business signs. Once I have had a 5 star hotel ask if they could photo me at their bar drinking beer. I was drinking whisky at the time but they picked up the tab so fuck it.
Everywhere people have gone on about handsome and movie star. Now I've been in and out of China almost monthly for a decade and nobody that didn't want my money has called me handsome for almost as long.
They're shagging, the fuckers. They're shagging everything that moves. It seems a dirty beard and a school boy hair cut and you're in like fucking Flyn.
Tomorrow I'm going to buy a beard trimmer not a razor.
For a couple of weeks I was more than usually on the piss and didn't get round to shaving or perhaps had the Michael Parkinsons so badly of a morning it would have been inadvisable.
Then I had to fly to China and forgot my razor. In addition needed a haircut so that the only way to look respectable was to comb into a school boy side parting.
Result: I have had the phone numbers of four super hot, rich Chinese girls in their twenties thrust upon me. Twice I have had restaurants refuse my money as long as they can take my photo with them pointing at their business signs. Once I have had a 5 star hotel ask if they could photo me at their bar drinking beer. I was drinking whisky at the time but they picked up the tab so fuck it.
Everywhere people have gone on about handsome and movie star. Now I've been in and out of China almost monthly for a decade and nobody that didn't want my money has called me handsome for almost as long.
They're shagging, the fuckers. They're shagging everything that moves. It seems a dirty beard and a school boy hair cut and you're in like fucking Flyn.
Tomorrow I'm going to buy a beard trimmer not a razor.
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China, eh, old boy. Sounds like a plan.
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Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
Comb that hair of yours over to the side, nerd style, and we'll need to dip our walking sticks in fecal matter to keep 'em at bay.Felgerkarb wrote:China, eh, old boy. Sounds like a plan.
Congratulations. It's called avuncular charm.RobW wrote:I've worked out what they're up to and I'm in.
For a couple of weeks I was more than usually on the piss and didn't get round to shaving or perhaps had the Michael Parkinsons so badly of a morning it would have been inadvisable.
Then I had to fly to China and forgot my razor. In addition needed a haircut so that the only way to look respectable was to comb into a school boy side parting.
Result: I have had the phone numbers of four super hot, rich Chinese girls in their twenties thrust upon me. Twice I have had restaurants refuse my money as long as they can take my photo with them pointing at their business signs. Once I have had a 5 star hotel ask if they could photo me at their bar drinking beer. I was drinking whisky at the time but they picked up the tab so fuck it.
Everywhere people have gone on about handsome and movie star. Now I've been in and out of China almost monthly for a decade and nobody that didn't want my money has called me handsome for almost as long.
They're shagging, the fuckers. They're shagging everything that moves. It seems a dirty beard and a school boy hair cut and you're in like fucking Flyn.
Tomorrow I'm going to buy a beard trimmer not a razor.
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TheGrimReaper wrote: ↑Mon Sep 02, 2019 1:45 pmSlavedog, you do not belong on this forum as you talk too much sense.
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