You people need Jesus.
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I've seen to have misplaced my moral compass.violet wrote:^is that a joke about rape?
My posts are just jokes, maybe they're rude, offensive, and politically incorrect. They're not my opinion, viewpoint, idea, or judgement, but they're just fucking jokes so lighten up.
I'm told it's called a struggle snuggle in the modern parlance.violet wrote:^is that a joke about rape?
Garry Crabtree wrote:Hey, Jesus told us all to love everybody. But he never said it had to be consensual.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Family_In ... ving_Jesus"Loving Jesus"
This is a term TFI members use to describe their intimate, sexual relationship with Jesus. TFI describes its "Loving Jesus" teaching as a radical form of bridal theology.[25] They believe the church of followers is Christ's bride, called to love and serve him with wifely fervor. But they take bridal theology further, encouraging members to imagine Jesus is joining them during sexual intercourse and masturbation. Male members are cautioned to visualize themselves as women, in order to avoid a homosexual relationship with Jesus.
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I've often wondered, if you have sex with a GSM hooker without her permission, is it rape, or just shoplifting?RobW wrote:I'm told it's called a struggle snuggle in the modern parlance.violet wrote:^is that a joke about rape?
My posts are just jokes, maybe they're rude, offensive, and politically incorrect. They're not my opinion, viewpoint, idea, or judgement, but they're just fucking jokes so lighten up.
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Lets be a bit more fair to Jesus here. Most of the people who have experienced or been victimized by sexual abuse within the church were not old enough to consent anyway.Garry Crabtree wrote:Hey, Jesus told us all to love everybody. But he never said it had to be consensual.
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Ah yes, Good Father Bohab and his Singing Swallow Boys Choir....
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Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
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Jesus' blood never failed me yet...
Romantic Cambodia is dead and gone. It's with McKinley in the grave.
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I think I need me some of this. Where do you get your Jesus blood. Is it available in any of the major supermarkets, or do I need to send the missus round to a local one. I guess I could order from Cambo Quick, but it probably takes a few weeks and costs a lot more. Maybe Ann Snow could package it in one of her cute mugs!
Does Muhammad blood work the same? I'm not picky.
Does Muhammad blood work the same? I'm not picky.
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It is invisible so difficult to market. Jesus bleeds all over the place so that's easy.chkwoot wrote:I think I need me some of this. Where do you get your Jesus blood. Is it available in any of the major supermarkets, or do I need to send the missus round to a local one. I guess I could order from Cambo Quick, but it probably takes a few weeks and costs a lot more. Maybe Ann Snow could package it in one of her cute mugs!
Does Muhammad blood work the same? I'm not picky.
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Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
You'll have to send her to Malawi for that. http://www.orakonews.com/jesus-blood-on-sale/chkwoot wrote:I think I need me some of this. Where do you get your Jesus blood. Is it available in any of the major supermarkets, or do I need to send the missus round to a local one.
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Wait, what? You had a fan stolen but we need Jesus? Fuck me, which one of the 3 wise men got the hooker pregnant? Men do not suddenly appear with gifts at someone's birth without a reason, well unless you're the doctor. Great fairytale though.songtansally wrote:As I grow older, I try to improve myself physically, emotionally, ethically, and spiritually. It is clear that you lot do not. What a lot of miserable cunts you all are. No one should be subject to the banality of your existence, yet your loud drunken voices demand to be heard.
We should become better as humans as we get older, but the bottom level comes to Cambodia.
Yes, my fan got stolen. Yes, I asked some manc who couldn't fight his way out of a second round to collect on it. I guess I should forgive Brunt the runt for being a piece of crap example of a human being.
But you bitches are just nasty.
It's never too late to be nice, unless you die.
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not me
There are people who cannot imagine that there are other ways of life than their own life.
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