Ah. See it now.bipolar bear wrote:I know there is a lot of gender fluidity these days, so much so who knows what the fuck anyone is regardless of how they title themselves. However, I think there is a clue at the tail of that shrill, hysterical and over-dramatised OP.Edwardo wrote:Why do you think "Laurie" is a guy?
Yours faithfully
Mr. Laurie Collins
More thieving on Virak Bunthem buses
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This is the missing phone. maybe it wasn't stolen, merely "lost".simon44 wrote:I blame the complainant - Laurie Collins. Crying foul in public is a great alibi for his subsequent insurance claim after he hid his own phone up his backside.
Dumbcunt Twatpacker should have kept the valuables instead of leaving them on the bus. What a bell.
When I'm traveling I'll always carry my smartphone, passport and money wherever I go. No exceptions.
The rest I'm not fussed about.
On the 90s I was relived of my travelers cheques on the bus from Bangkok to Suret Thani. It wasn't until I was settled in Samui that I noticed and assumed I'd been robbed from my room.
It wasn't till years later it dawned on me it was in fact the Australian couple behind me on the bus who'd I cheerfully told I'd taken a sleeping pill to! They took them from my skin travel belt whilst I dreamt about ladyboys and Sang Thip.
Moral of the story - don't befriend Australians (they actually dislike English), don't take sleepy pills, don't bum ladyboys. Or drink cheap whiskey like Mekong.
The rest I'm not fussed about.
On the 90s I was relived of my travelers cheques on the bus from Bangkok to Suret Thani. It wasn't until I was settled in Samui that I noticed and assumed I'd been robbed from my room.
It wasn't till years later it dawned on me it was in fact the Australian couple behind me on the bus who'd I cheerfully told I'd taken a sleeping pill to! They took them from my skin travel belt whilst I dreamt about ladyboys and Sang Thip.
Moral of the story - don't befriend Australians (they actually dislike English), don't take sleepy pills, don't bum ladyboys. Or drink cheap whiskey like Mekong.
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Untrue.. we love you idiotsMoral of the story - don't befriend Australians (they actually dislike English),
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bellend shouldnt have left his phone un attended on a bus famous for thefts, thick cunt
if he had ordered me off the bus id of told his snowflake ass to piss off
if he had ordered me off the bus id of told his snowflake ass to piss off
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The gigantic knob aspect gives it away.Edwardo wrote:Why do you think "Laurie" is a guy?
Romantic Cambodia is dead and gone. It's with McKinley in the grave.
He's actually fortunate that his Galaxy Grenade got stolen otherwise it might have blasted him into puberty.
Then he'd be really confused.
Then he'd be really confused.
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bipolar bear wrote:Dear Mr Laurie Collins,
You sound like a fucking idiot who shouldn't leave the safety of your own back garden without escort. Your family and friends should have intervened to try to stop you traveling abroad, you are unsuited to the rigours and perils of transiting Asia.
Yours Faithfully
Mr bipolar bear
Dear Mr Bipolar Bear
Not only your family but law enforcement and a combined force of your country's and this Kingdom's authorities should intervene to not only try to stop you, a bipolar animal who could wreak havoc anytime anywhere, but to actually (and not just try) stop you from coming to Asia. We Asians do not need self-entitled foreign idiots who think someone else's loss is justified and deserved.
Your immature comments make you unsuited to provide suitable and helpful travel-related advice or anything incidental thereto or connected therewith. However, being bipolar, it's perhaps understandable that you have been weighed on the scales and found wanting.
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Not to be picky, but wouldn't someone who was bipolar balance the scales quite nicely? Ying & Yang, so to speak?antiparasite wrote:being bipolar, it's perhaps understandable that you have been weighed on the scales and found wanting.
Are you from the Indian sub-continent or China? I find the majority of Asians are from one or the other.antiparasite wrote:We Asians.
Sounds more like an American, I've yet to meet an Asian talking about "we Asians".RobW wrote:Are you from the Indian sub-continent or China? I find the majority of Asians are from one or the other.antiparasite wrote:We Asians.
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