Wednesday shit joke thread
- ផោមក្លិនស្អុយ
- Daylight, I need Daylight !?!
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If the baker was French, would that be "pain au chocolat"?ផោមក្លិនស្អុយ wrote:Why did the baker have smelly hands?
He kneaded a poo.
My posts are just jokes, maybe they're rude, offensive, and politically incorrect. They're not my opinion, viewpoint, idea, or judgement, but they're just fucking jokes so lighten up.
Redneck: What's long and black? The queue at KFC.
Black guy: What's long and white? Not much.
Black guy: What's long and white? Not much.
Sid's husband George had just been cremated.
Caught eating his ashes, Tom asked why?
I just wanna feel him slip out of my ass one more time.
Caught eating his ashes, Tom asked why?
I just wanna feel him slip out of my ass one more time.
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My first game of football was a lot like losing my virginity. Afterwards I was tired and sore, but at least my dad came.
What's red and invisible?
No tomatoes.
Two monkeys getting in the bath. One says 'oo-oo-oo.'
The other one says 'well put some cold in.'
Two parrots on a perch.
One said 'can you smell fish?'
No tomatoes.
Two monkeys getting in the bath. One says 'oo-oo-oo.'
The other one says 'well put some cold in.'
Two parrots on a perch.
One said 'can you smell fish?'
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What do you call a Fly when you pull off it's wings?
A Walk.
A Walk.
Never mind
Did you hear about the Irish hobbit who had 15 kids? He refused birth control because condominiums were too pricey.
oh dear
we are struggling
we are struggling
My Three Mothers Tell Me I'm An Attention Whore.. I Love My Mums
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Shit joke day is Wednesday. All other days are dire joke days.bigphatt wrote:oh dear
we are struggling
The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled.
- Plutarch
- Plutarch
I met a girl with 12 nipples today
Sounds like fun
Dozen tit
Sounds like fun
Dozen tit
My Three Mothers Tell Me I'm An Attention Whore.. I Love My Mums
how do you make a hormone? don't pay her
I think my parents hated me. my bath toy was a toaster
my wife is attached to a life support machine. Its called a fridge
Have you heard of Tempura House? its a shelter for lightly battered women.
What's the difference between Trump and the Hindenburg?
One is a flaming gas bag, the other a zeppelin.
How do you know you're roommate's gay? His penis tastes like feces
I think my parents hated me. my bath toy was a toaster
my wife is attached to a life support machine. Its called a fridge
Have you heard of Tempura House? its a shelter for lightly battered women.
What's the difference between Trump and the Hindenburg?
One is a flaming gas bag, the other a zeppelin.
How do you know you're roommate's gay? His penis tastes like feces
A shroud has no pockets
How does Mohamed know that his little sister is having her period?
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His father's cock doesn't taste the same.
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His father's cock doesn't taste the same.
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