When was the last time you took a toot on a zoot?
@ Mig - High honey! I'd like to try that.
Didn't really see the bees smothered in pollen. When growing outdoors, it's not uncommon to find little insects trapped on the sticky colas.
Didn't really see the bees smothered in pollen. When growing outdoors, it's not uncommon to find little insects trapped on the sticky colas.
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As the newly designed 'Target Number One' of Khmer440, you will be classified by posters as what they dislike and derise the most - or the one that provides the most entertainment for the hoi polloi.Miguelito wrote:Wait, I thought I was supposed to be conservative?kinard wrote:Was just thinking how this thread has been allowed to roll, Scobie would have locked it on page 1. So, good to see a more liberal attitude.
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Miguelito wrote:OK guys, this thread has been turning a little into the "where to get drugs" thread, and it's been a longstanding forum liability policy that while generally discussing drug use and prostitution is acceptable, discussing specifics about how to procure is not allowed. I also deleted a few posts that seemed as instructions on how to take hash.
General stories about usage, or funny stories like the time RobW nearly escaping a firing squad in Indonesia or wherever, are fine, but please don't ask where to procure, how to use, or specific costs in Cambodia.
good lord... instructions on how to take hash....
people need instructions???
and, it's hardly like instructions on taking meth, heroin or ... committing murder or suicide. Just ridiculing - not criticising.
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Then I realised I'd put the Rohypnol in the wrong drink.
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From a toot on a zoot to jerkin your gherkin
From a toot on a zoot to jerkin your gherkin
Never mind
I was having an innocent preamble, when I chanced across some locals who invited me posthaste to imbibe a few beverages. Now these scallywags are known to I, and indeed many moons ago hast one enjoyed a blast on the bamboo pipe with them. This fine day, I politely declined, but the curr in question did take me post hast to his fine plantation secreted behind his humble abode.
The cannabis indica plant, notwithstanding personal views regarding it's consumption is, verily, a beauty to behold, and so I did admire, running my palms along the pungent stalks a fair aroma did arise.
Reluctantly I accepted a few bowls from the bamboo pipe, as a guest, it would be most unbecoming to refuse, and as a parting gift I humbly accepted a package of herbaceous matter.
Basically without taking it further, I've just cooked a banging Indian curry, and in my pissed up state threw a load of the good stuff in with the coriander. Is it morally acceptable to feed it to the peasants? A Khmer techno versionof the Birdy song is playing next door, so fuck em....
The cannabis indica plant, notwithstanding personal views regarding it's consumption is, verily, a beauty to behold, and so I did admire, running my palms along the pungent stalks a fair aroma did arise.
Reluctantly I accepted a few bowls from the bamboo pipe, as a guest, it would be most unbecoming to refuse, and as a parting gift I humbly accepted a package of herbaceous matter.
Basically without taking it further, I've just cooked a banging Indian curry, and in my pissed up state threw a load of the good stuff in with the coriander. Is it morally acceptable to feed it to the peasants? A Khmer techno versionof the Birdy song is playing next door, so fuck em....
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