Can American "legal advisor" Keith McCarter get you Cambodian citizenship, work permit, teaching job, and apartment?

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Re: Can American "legal advisor" Keith McCarter get you Cambodian citizenship, work permit, teaching job, and apartment?

Postby gavinmac » Sat Oct 07, 2017 1:45 pm

I was hoping to get someone to translate the Khmer here:

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Re: Can American "legal advisor" Keith McCarter get you Cambodian citizenship, work permit, teaching job, and apartment?

Postby gavinmac » Sat Oct 07, 2017 1:48 pm

This ad from "Phnom Penh Keith" speaks for itself.

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Re: Can American "legal advisor" Keith McCarter get you Cambodian citizenship, work permit, teaching job, and apartment?

Postby Alexandra » Sat Oct 07, 2017 2:18 pm

Learn English with an American [removed] Lawyer. Learn how to Find a [removed] boyfriend.

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Re: Can American "legal advisor" Keith McCarter get you Cambodian citizenship, work permit, teaching job, and apartment?

Postby RobW » Sat Oct 07, 2017 2:54 pm

Does he teach them any aspects of the amatory arts to make them more attractive to the foreign boyfriend, [removed] or otherwise?
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Re: Can American "legal advisor" Keith McCarter get you Cambodian citizenship, work permit, teaching job, and apartment?

Postby gavinmac » Sat Oct 07, 2017 2:58 pm

I have been told that the Khmer part of the ad says he will teach them to show love and affection in English.
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Can American "legal advisor" Keith McCarter get you Cambodian citizenship, work permit, teaching job, and apartment?

Postby ផោមក្លិនស្អុយ » Sat Oct 07, 2017 3:06 pm

It is a bit strange the the skin colour is mentioned in English and Khmer.
Is it a pride thing - like the MOBO’s? Is he a LOBO?
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Re: Can American "legal advisor" Keith McCarter get you Cambodian citizenship, work permit, teaching job, and apartment?

Postby Londo » Sat Oct 07, 2017 3:20 pm

"That was probably Londo...He is always shitty." - Marvin
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Re: Can American "legal advisor" Keith McCarter get you Cambodian citizenship, work permit, teaching job, and apartment?

Postby violet » Sat Oct 07, 2017 3:34 pm

Ooooh. Don't tell me. This is batshitcrazyweirdo, isn't it?


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Re: Can American "legal advisor" Keith McCarter get you Cambodian citizenship, work permit, teaching job, and apartment?

Postby Dahon » Sat Oct 07, 2017 4:57 pm

I like the second package, $100 one. Wonder if it is US or Zimbabwean dollars.

"foreign friend search training and introductions".....hmmmm, shall we guess that the techniques and wording are similar to those
employed by friend finders in a certain west A[beeeeeep]an nation known as N[beeeeeeep]ia and which figures a lot in global scams.

The fact that he mentions the reflexivity of his appearance is maybe to avoid embarrassing scenes when prospects turn up at lesson and
start stuttering something straight out of the scene in Lethal Weapon 2 where Danny Glover wants to apply for an ER in South Africa.
Immigration official: "-But, but.....but....You're...[DELETED!]"
Cambodia - tickets booked, moved on to mission planning DONE
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Re: Can American "legal advisor" Keith McCarter get you Cambodian citizenship, work permit, teaching job, and apartment?

Postby logos » Sat Oct 07, 2017 5:23 pm

Haha I love his sales pitch

After you find a boyfriend he can pay for your English lessons


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make sure he's not a member on Khmer 440, they are all cheap bastards
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Re: Can American "legal advisor" Keith McCarter get you Cambodian citizenship, work permit, teaching job, and apartment?

Postby logos » Sat Oct 07, 2017 5:41 pm

His MO is clear and to the point. He's some sort of Cambodia Wikipedia

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Re: Can American "legal advisor" Keith McCarter get you Cambodian citizenship, work permit, teaching job, and apartment?

Postby Miguelito » Sat Oct 07, 2017 5:42 pm

logos wrote:Haha I love his sales pitch

After you find a boyfriend he can pay for your English lessons


He should add
make sure he's not a member on Khmer 440, they are all cheap bastards


I wonder if the classes are broken up into topics, such as "how to get your boyfriend to buy your family a cow," and "different ways the boyfriend can send money from abroad".
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Re: Can American "legal advisor" Keith McCarter get you Cambodian citizenship, work permit, teaching job, and apartment?

Postby violet » Sat Oct 07, 2017 5:56 pm

I have a question. Does a person putting as much effort into alledgedly scamming as this thread indicates require much positive reinforcement? How many are handing over their money? Having said that, some alledged scammers have superior scamming skills and would likely get my money way too easily :-D

All this posted on here takes a lot of man hours. Motivation?
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Re: Can American "legal advisor" Keith McCarter get you Cambodian citizenship, work permit, teaching job, and apartment?

Postby pedros » Sat Oct 07, 2017 6:05 pm

Scammers are like fishermen, one bite a time......
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Re: Can American "legal advisor" Keith McCarter get you Cambodian citizenship, work permit, teaching job, and apartment?

Postby logos » Sat Oct 07, 2017 6:05 pm

Actually Violet you might want to register at his next intake.

You'd learn a thing or two (special techniques?) about hooking up with a nice boyfriend and have him pay for your education, of course.
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