Bum gun etiquette
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I think the size of ones arse is a huge factor whether you spray from the front or the back. I aint got much room back there to get my hand behind and be able to spray at the right angle.
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No, no, that's tits and is patently untrue.kansaicanuck wrote:More than a handful is just a waste isn't it?
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Am I the only person who goes from both angles? Front first, then a switch to rear attack.
I too, have become a recent convert, from paper to the gun. After 4 years of living here no less!
I always thought going in from the rear was best. Get a good angle, a nice spray to clear out the remaining shit. But yeah, your balls are covered in spray and possible shit droplets...
So I just tried from the front. But all I did was spray up over the toilet seat and over my hands holding the gun underneath
So I'm gonna have to say that I think spraying from the back is best.
I always thought going in from the rear was best. Get a good angle, a nice spray to clear out the remaining shit. But yeah, your balls are covered in spray and possible shit droplets...
So I just tried from the front. But all I did was spray up over the toilet seat and over my hands holding the gun underneath
So I'm gonna have to say that I think spraying from the back is best.
I nominate bipolar bear as the current 440 resident expert on bum gun strategybipolar bear wrote: Am I the only person who goes from both angles? Front first, then a switch to rear attack.
Even though we haven't heard yet of a potentially powerful challenger, namely Gavinmac.
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beebo wrote: I always thought going in from the rear was best. Get a good angle, a nice spray to clear out the remaining shit. But yeah, your balls are covered in spray and possible shit droplets...
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When sit on the toilet the ball is hang into the water so have to pull up when taking the shit. Asia food is hard little bit for skandenavian stomachs and sometime the shit is spray every where on the ball and need to clean
Don't you just love the graphic details from our resident poet ?linus wrote:When sit on the toilet the ball is hang into the water so have to pull up when taking the shit. Asia food is hard little bit for skandenavian stomachs and sometime the shit is spray every where on the ball and need to clean
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Use toilet paper like an educated westerner ... unless you like the feelin!ផោមក្លិនស្អុយ wrote:Chatting with some friends last night this topic came up. It seems that there are varying approaches for using the old bum gun.
Females (albeit a small sample size) seem to be set on approaching from the front however males seem split on whether they approach from the front or behind.
Personally, I approach from the front - it had never crossed my mind to go from behind. I think the nozzle shape lends itself better to a frontal approach. This topic was much more animated than I expected. Each side was convinced that their method was correct.
Another point raised was how often do you clean your bum gun? If my straw man poll is anything to go by - not often enough you pile of dirty buggers. This then lead on to bum guns in hotels - do you think they are ever cleaned? How many dirty assholes have they sprayed without being given a good clean?
PS: Don't worry smelly boy, no will notice if you don't wash your hands ....................... NOT!
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From the front, back, side, whatever: always test squirt against some less fragile objects first lest you come across one of those 300 pbi bum guns that not only will shred your bung hole but also remove your tonsils.
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Wow, how old are you?linus wrote:When sit on the toilet the ball is hang into the water
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I suspect Linus is using an Asian squatty and he has his arse right in the bowl.ReasonstobefearfulP3 wrote:Wow, how old are you?linus wrote:When sit on the toilet the ball is hang into the water
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ផោមក្លិនស្អុយ wrote:I suspect Linus is using an Asian squatty and he has his arse right in the bowl.ReasonstobefearfulP3 wrote:Wow, how old are you?linus wrote:When sit on the toilet the ball is hang into the water
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