The two of them may end up side by side.logos wrote:I nominate bipolar bear as the current 440 resident expert on bum gun strategy
Even though we haven't heard yet of a potentially powerful challenger, namely Gavinmac.
Bum gun etiquette
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In that what-will-forever-be-a-non-eventuality, the most efficient and effective strategy would be to squirt each other, in a totally fraternal, no homo fashion.maven wrote:The two of them may end up side by side.logos wrote:I nominate bipolar bear as the current 440 resident expert on bum gun strategy
Even though we haven't heard yet of a potentially powerful challenger, namely Gavinmac.
However, that will forever remain a theory as I suspect that he, as I, is averse to the proximity of another human when merely pissing, let alone crapping.
Even Vlad couldn't have come up with thislinus wrote:have you see in Nord Korea get shot when defecate
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I'll bet you a plate of fried noodles and duck egg that she uses it to spray the floor of the bathroom when mopping and never thinks about cleaning the bum gun itself.Miguelito wrote: I just presume (hope) it's part of my maid's cleaning routine. I certainly make sure to wash my hands thoroughly after ever touching one though.
As a separate point on cleaners (or maids if you will Migs) - I have had 4 or 5 through homes and workplaces... is it anyone else's experience that the cleaners clean everything below eye line but anything above that is ignored? Cobwebs on the ceiling or gecko crap on the walls never seem to be cleaned.
100% both at work and at home - so I don't have one. If you want a job done properly, do it yourself, just takes some discipline.ផោមក្លិនស្អុយ wrote:As a separate point on cleaners (or maids if you will Migs) - I have had 4 or 5 through homes and workplaces... is it anyone else's experience that the cleaners clean everything below eye line but anything above that is ignored? Cobwebs on the ceiling or gecko crap on the walls never seem to be cleaned.
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tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
Etiquette is a code of polite behaviour amongst a group of people. Unless one is defecating in public, i don't think there can be such a thing as bum gun etiquette. Protocol maybe but even that really implies someone is observing what you are doing. Bum Gun technique would be better.
Yeah but etiquette sounds so much cooler than a lowly technical matter as it refers to a whole lifestyle ecosystem.
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So you don’t crap with an audience?QED wrote:Etiquette is a code of polite behaviour amongst a group of people. Unless one is defecating in public, i don't think there can be such a thing as bum gun etiquette. Protocol maybe but even that really implies someone is observing what you are doing. Bum Gun technique would be better.
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ផោមក្លិនស្អុយ wrote:I'll bet you a plate of fried noodles and duck egg that she uses it to spray the floor of the bathroom when mopping and never thinks about cleaning the bum gun itself.Miguelito wrote: I just presume (hope) it's part of my maid's cleaning routine. I certainly make sure to wash my hands thoroughly after ever touching one though.
As a separate point on cleaners (or maids if you will Migs) - I have had 4 or 5 through homes and workplaces... is it anyone else's experience that the cleaners clean everything below eye line but anything above that is ignored? Cobwebs on the ceiling or gecko crap on the walls never seem to be cleaned.
Never had a cleaner that fitted the description.
They sort of pretend then piss off.to the province after.a while.
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