You know you’ve been in Cambodia too long when...
You say 'Yes' at the end of every spoken sentence you make. Baht/Cha.
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- spitthedog
- Is the World Outside still there ?
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You tie a T shirt around your face for sun protection.
You really start to like bitter gourd stuffed with minced pork.
You really start to like bitter gourd stuffed with minced pork.
"I don't care what the people are thinking, i ain't drunk i'm just drinking"
- ផោមក្លិនស្អុយ
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Never! Food straight from the pit of hell.spitthedog wrote: You really start to like bitter gourd stuffed with minced pork.
- Jamie_Lambo
- Internet Addiction: it is real
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you roll up your shirt to prevent back sweat, whilst giving the exposed belly a little rub
Mean Dtuk Mean Trey, Mean Loy Mean Srey
Punchy McShortstacks School of Hard Knocks
Punchy McShortstacks School of Hard Knocks
You're wearing a nice warm wool hat for months after you've given birth.
You consider hands-free sets a waste of money for your 2018 series Landcruiser Prado.
You participate in Khmer traffic without sheer fear or anger.
You stop cutting the longest hairs growing on your face.
You show up for a noon appointment at 4PM and wonder what they're all excited about.
You find yourself sipping ricewine for breakfast.
You consider hands-free sets a waste of money for your 2018 series Landcruiser Prado.
You participate in Khmer traffic without sheer fear or anger.
You stop cutting the longest hairs growing on your face.
You show up for a noon appointment at 4PM and wonder what they're all excited about.
You find yourself sipping ricewine for breakfast.
You spot an accident on the opposite side of the road, do a u-turn to have a look. Extra credits for taking some camera shots/videos/selfies.
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- khmerhit
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when you left nearly twenty years ago, and you are still on K440--------that's when ya know you were there too longgggg
Joined: '03; Member 39. Funny Quote: Prince Phillip to a driving Instructor in Scotland: "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them to pass the test?"
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khmerhit wrote:when you left nearly twenty years ago, and you are still on K440--------that's when ya know you were there too longgggg
"We, the sons of John Company, have arrived"
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Is that not considered the done thing anymore ?Watchdog wrote:When you start masturbating in public
"We, the sons of John Company, have arrived"
.when you walk the Riverside, asking other barangs for money.
- Lucky Lucan
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...you think the ideal way to dispose of a dead rat is to toss it into the middle of the road.
Romantic Cambodia is dead and gone. It's with McKinley in the grave.
- Wayward Woods
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When you don’t think children need life jackets or car seats, because, you know, Cambodia.
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