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What do you have in common with your Missus?

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 1:20 pm
by RickyBobby
It's such a lovely dynamic, her and I, we have a lot of fun and laugh a lot, yet we really don't have much in common. We still enjoy each others company, and I just accept this as kind of normal, but is it really?

Re: What do you have in common with your Missus?

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 1:59 pm
by YaTingPom
How long have you been together?
At some point in my flight from the UK I turned from a middle aged, blind douche to a hilarious sex symbol. All the local girls thought I was bloody hilarious and sexy. Go figure.

Re: What do you have in common with your Missus?

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 2:11 pm
by kinard
RickyBobby wrote:... yet we really don't have much in common...
Now that's not entirely true, is it? You both have a ling tauch. :P

Re: What do you have in common with your Missus?

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 2:13 pm
by RickyBobby
YaTingPom wrote:How long have you been together?
At some point in my flight from the UK I turned from a middle aged, blind douche to a hilarious sex symbol. All the local girls thought I was bloody hilarious and sexy. Go figure.
About 5 years now.

Re: What do you have in common with your Missus?

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 2:14 pm
by Alexandra
Only one year until she looks like she's 18 then, congratulations.

Re: What do you have in common with your Missus?

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 2:42 pm
by Lol Nol
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I was sure there was a dedicated thread for Pork Pie Porn and new kid to extol the virtues of their brides.

Re: What do you have in common with your Missus?

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 2:43 pm
by Jep
I can't fathom why some guys marry girls from poor families. thats a recipe for financial disaster. sick buffaloes.

Re: What do you have in common with your Missus?

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 3:00 pm
by batshitcrazyweirdo
Jep wrote:I can't fathom why some guys marry girls from poor families. thats a recipe for financial disaster. sick buffaloes.
Oh, that's usually fer fine poontang. But in Ricky Booby's case ........... could be a good hammerin. Just sayin.

Re: What do you have in common with your Missus?

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 3:59 pm
by YaTingPom
She laughs a lot in the bedroom.

Re: What do you have in common with your Missus?

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 4:14 pm
by LaudJohn
What do we have in common?

Standard male/female relationship commonalities:

I make a mess, she cleans it.

I wear the clothes, she washes them,

She cooks I eat it,

I make the money, she spends it.

Re: What do you have in common with your Missus?

Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 5:20 pm
by Alex
The family name. Next.

Re: What do you have in common with your Missus?

Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2018 12:03 am
by GMJS-440
We enjoy the same shows and movies, it’s a huge deal being able to agree on what to watch.

We like to playfully annoy each other, we laugh a bunch.

She doesn’t like to drink so can be the driver.

Re: What do you have in common with your Missus?

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2018 5:56 pm
by spitthedog
GMJS-440 wrote:We enjoy the same shows and movies, it’s a huge deal being able to agree on what to watch.
So you sit on the sofa together holding hands watching Scooby Doo and Oggy & the Cockroaches then or what?? And listening to Westlife, Justin Bieber and Shania fuggin Twain?

We just want to be together!!

Tell me its not true mate? Please tell me.

Re: What do you have in common with your Missus?

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2018 11:04 pm
by GMJS-440
spitthedog wrote:
GMJS-440 wrote:We enjoy the same shows and movies, it’s a huge deal being able to agree on what to watch.
So you sit on the sofa together holding hands watching Scooby Doo and Oggy & the Cockroaches then or what?? And listening to Westlife, Justin Bieber and Shania fuggin Twain?

We just want to be together!!

Tell me its not true mate? Please tell me.
Titanic all day everyday! That bitch could have fit Jack on the plank at the end instead of freezing him to death

Re: What do you have in common with your Missus?

Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 5:46 pm
by crazyjohn
We both drink to excess. And still play pool together. But she prefers women to men now. Such is life.