I'd be happy for my freeloading daughter who has been sponging off me for 43 years to marry Jack the Ripper just to get her off my hands.
A warning to shane the thug. Stay away from me and my family
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Cor blimey is an old cockney expression used to show amazement similar to wow. Cor blimey trousers are probably big and baggy or are dungerees as worn by Dick Van Dyke and a thousand other actors trying to portray cockney workers. Think thumbs in straps.YaTingPom wrote: ↑Fri Aug 30, 2019 11:31 am
Oh, my old man's a dustman
He wears a dustman's hat
He wears cor blimey trousers
And he lives in a council flat
He looks a proper narner
In his great big hob nailed boots
He's got such a job to pull em up
That he calls them daisy roots.
(Never been clear what cor blimey trousers are though)
k440, something to do when you're pissed.
What are on about? Dick Van Dyke is British 100% with some Dutch maybe. His American accent (he puts on for films and interviews) is as good if not better than a Native American speaker, like Hugh Laurie and Damian Lewis for example.horace wrote: ↑Fri Aug 30, 2019 3:03 pmCor blimey is an old cockney expression used to show amazement similar to wow. Cor blimey trousers are probably big and baggy or are dungerees as worn by Dick Van Dyke and a thousand other actors trying to portray cockney workers. Think thumbs in straps.YaTingPom wrote: ↑Fri Aug 30, 2019 11:31 am
Oh, my old man's a dustman
He wears a dustman's hat
He wears cor blimey trousers
And he lives in a council flat
He looks a proper narner
In his great big hob nailed boots
He's got such a job to pull em up
That he calls them daisy roots.
(Never been clear what cor blimey trousers are though)
pew, pew, pew, pew!
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Not only that, but he was employed as a speech coach in "My Fair Lady" to ensure that the English accents were all correct and tickity boo.
Sleep, those little slices of death — how I loathe them.
Cor blimey, good thread this. Stan Laurel And Charlie Chapman were English too of course.
Time to put the boot into Shane it seems. I recall when Fletch and Shane caught the tuk tuk back from Snookyville and had a dispute over the fare. Shane slashed the seats with a knife!
The boys at Bogies did have one good initiative though, trying to clean up 136. They wanted all their neighbours to use rubbish bins and have a regular collection. No one was interested of course.
And of course the dollar cocktails on Sundays. They were an odd couple.
Time to put the boot into Shane it seems. I recall when Fletch and Shane caught the tuk tuk back from Snookyville and had a dispute over the fare. Shane slashed the seats with a knife!
The boys at Bogies did have one good initiative though, trying to clean up 136. They wanted all their neighbours to use rubbish bins and have a regular collection. No one was interested of course.
And of course the dollar cocktails on Sundays. They were an odd couple.
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And as we all know, Stan Laurel was the father of Clint Eastwood and a descendant of the Queen of Sheba.
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What are you on about?YaTingPom wrote: ↑Fri Aug 30, 2019 3:56 pmWhat are on about? Dick Van Dyke is British 100% with some Dutch maybe. His American accent (he puts on for films and interviews) is as good if not better than a Native American speaker, like Hugh Laurie and Damian Lewis for example.horace wrote: ↑Fri Aug 30, 2019 3:03 pmCor blimey is an old cockney expression used to show amazement similar to wow. Cor blimey trousers are probably big and baggy or are dungerees as worn by Dick Van Dyke and a thousand other actors trying to portray cockney workers. Think thumbs in straps.YaTingPom wrote: ↑Fri Aug 30, 2019 11:31 am
Oh, my old man's a dustman
He wears a dustman's hat
He wears cor blimey trousers
And he lives in a council flat
He looks a proper narner
In his great big hob nailed boots
He's got such a job to pull em up
That he calls them daisy roots.
(Never been clear what cor blimey trousers are though)
Dick Van Dyke was born on December 13, 1925, in West Plains, Missouri, to Hazel Victoria (née McCord), a stenographer, and Loren Wayne Van Dyke, a salesman. He grew up in Danville, Illinois.
www.officialdickvandyke.com › bio...
Biography - The Official Site of Dick Van Dyke
k440, something to do when you're pissed.
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What are you on about?YaTingPom wrote: ↑Fri Aug 30, 2019 3:56 pmWhat are on about? Dick Van Dyke is British 100% with some Dutch maybe. His American accent (he puts on for films and interviews) is as good if not better than a Native American speaker, like Hugh Laurie and Damian Lewis for example.horace wrote: ↑Fri Aug 30, 2019 3:03 pmCor blimey is an old cockney expression used to show amazement similar to wow. Cor blimey trousers are probably big and baggy or are dungerees as worn by Dick Van Dyke and a thousand other actors trying to portray cockney workers. Think thumbs in straps.YaTingPom wrote: ↑Fri Aug 30, 2019 11:31 am
Oh, my old man's a dustman
He wears a dustman's hat
He wears cor blimey trousers
And he lives in a council flat
He looks a proper narner
In his great big hob nailed boots
He's got such a job to pull em up
That he calls them daisy roots.
(Never been clear what cor blimey trousers are though)
Dick Van Dyke was born on December 13, 1925, in West Plains, Missouri, to Hazel Victoria (née McCord), a stenographer, and Loren Wayne Van Dyke, a salesman. He grew up in Danville, Illinois.
www.officialdickvandyke.com › bio...
Biography - The Official Site of Dick Van Dyke
k440, something to do when you're pissed.
It wouldn't bother me in the slightest. One of my mates back home is a binman and he's of excellent character.YaTingPom wrote: ↑Fri Aug 30, 2019 11:31 amIf you have a daughter and her new boyfriend is a dustman or toilet cleaner would you be happy for her to marry him?orde wrote: ↑Fri Aug 30, 2019 1:22 amI've never understood snobby judgement of what a person does for a living. Unless it's criminal or immoral. It reflects badly on you to try to use it as an insult. You're effectively criticizing a man for having gainful employment just because you think his job is beneath you.
Out of interest, what sort of education/career do you have if you view cleaners and binmen as an untouchable caste?
I think you are missing a joke about Dick Van Dyke being thought to be English, as he is widely regarded as having performed the worst Cockney accent ever recorded while making Mary Poppins.
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The pair of them threatened to stab me in Sugar Shack because we dared raise the cost of an Anchor to over 1 dollar.crazyjohn wrote: ↑Fri Aug 30, 2019 5:14 pmCor blimey, good thread this. Stan Laurel And Charlie Chapman were English too of course.
Time to put the boot into Shane it seems. I recall when Fletch and Shane caught the tuk tuk back from Snookyville and had a dispute over the fare. Shane slashed the seats with a knife!
The boys at Bogies did have one good initiative though, trying to clean up 136. They wanted all their neighbours to use rubbish bins and have a regular collection. No one was interested of course.
And of course the dollar cocktails on Sundays. They were an odd couple.
Ahhh, memories.
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Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
Stan Laurel And Charlie Chapman used to drink in Sugar Shack?Felgerkarb wrote: ↑Fri Aug 30, 2019 7:16 pmThe pair of them threatened to stab me in Sugar Shack because we dared raise the cost of an Anchor to over 1 dollar.crazyjohn wrote: ↑Fri Aug 30, 2019 5:14 pmCor blimey, good thread this. Stan Laurel And Charlie Chapman were English too of course.
Time to put the boot into Shane it seems. I recall when Fletch and Shane caught the tuk tuk back from Snookyville and had a dispute over the fare. Shane slashed the seats with a knife!
The boys at Bogies did have one good initiative though, trying to clean up 136. They wanted all their neighbours to use rubbish bins and have a regular collection. No one was interested of course.
And of course the dollar cocktails on Sundays. They were an odd couple.
Ahhh, memories.
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Oh for fuck's sake.Felgerkarb wrote: ↑Fri Aug 30, 2019 7:16 pmThe pair of them threatened to stab me in Sugar Shack because we dared raise the cost of an Anchor to over 1 dollar.crazyjohn wrote: ↑Fri Aug 30, 2019 5:14 pmCor blimey, good thread this. Stan Laurel And Charlie Chapman were English too of course.
Time to put the boot into Shane it seems. I recall when Fletch and Shane caught the tuk tuk back from Snookyville and had a dispute over the fare. Shane slashed the seats with a knife!
The boys at Bogies did have one good initiative though, trying to clean up 136. They wanted all their neighbours to use rubbish bins and have a regular collection. No one was interested of course.
And of course the dollar cocktails on Sundays. They were an odd couple.
Ahhh, memories.
Such a cradle of complete unacceptability.
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