Expats 2.0 vs 1.0
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I am considering entering my award winning short poem about women's periods, entitled;
The Missus is On The Blob
(and being a bitch)
I'm off to my safe space, the pub
See you in three days.
The End.
The Missus is On The Blob
(and being a bitch)
I'm off to my safe space, the pub
See you in three days.
The End.
"We, the sons of John Company, have arrived"
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Mèo Đen, I have to confess that that $500 bottle of whiskey was even better than that last bottle of Whiskey that you and I shared
"We, the sons of John Company, have arrived"
I can imagine but I bet it doesn't clean your engine half as well.
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Meanwhile, back to the topic of Expat 2.0, it is possible that we have discovered the power source of their fatiguing optimism - and the reason that they all seem to act like the sun shines out of their arses ...
It may also explain the unnatural interest in yoga ...
It may also explain the unnatural interest in yoga ...
"We, the sons of John Company, have arrived"
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Reminds me what I was telling my wife the other day.
The best way to my heart………is through your anus.
The best way to my heart………is through your anus.
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will never be able to watch this in the same way anymore
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How long before anyone would notice if you start reading exerpts of Mein Kampf in German?
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I think the main difference between expat 1.0 and 2.0 is right there: expat 1.0 managed to survive without being fed by FB, found the best girlie bar without step-by-step routing from Maps.me, got a good meal in without following TripAdvisor, and knew what supermarkets stocked without asking on a forum.
Don't get me wrong, I use all of the above, but not for the inane questions that get posted on expat pages every goddamn farking second.
Don't get me wrong, I use all of the above, but not for the inane questions that get posted on expat pages every goddamn farking second.
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Does the Fat, Drunk and Crippled Men’s Yoga Group use FB or other forms of social media to promote itself, one wonders?
Yes they do, but it's disguised as a "Furred Friendship Group" so no one will know it's them.Dallow Spicer wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 2:15 pmDoes the Fat, Drunk and Crippled Men’s Yoga Group use FB or other forms of social media to promote itself, one wonders?
I refuse to go out with nothing more than a whimper followed by a small farting sound and a shit stain on my bed sheets..
Just thought I'd share that with you.
Just thought I'd share that with you.
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Maps.me?? My god man, it's called google maps! I'm sure your kids can download it onto your phone for you.Hanno wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 1:32 pmI think the main difference between expat 1.0 and 2.0 is right there: expat 1.0 managed to survive without being fed by FB, found the best girlie bar without step-by-step routing from Maps.me, got a good meal in without following TripAdvisor, and knew what supermarkets stocked without asking on a forum.
Don't get me wrong, I use all of the above, but not for the inane questions that get posted on expat pages every goddamn farking second.
So expat 1.0 used free travel maps and read Lonely Planet instead of Trip Adviser?
I think that everyone here will call me a 2.0, but I also was an expat before the proliferation of Facebook and Smart phones. I too was an expat without a cellphone, lived in a town without internet, and didn't give a fuck if lunch had been out on the counter with the flies for two days before eating it.
So, is the real difference that I never shagged a Sophies girl? Maybe that should be the litmus test.
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