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Re: Sleep Walking.

Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2019 4:10 pm
by Stokely
Starving Pelican wrote:
Sun Jun 30, 2019 12:25 pm
Well, RobW enjoys his whiskey. Perhaps he should stick to the beers. The GageRoads range of crafts is good. They're from Perth.
Rob drinks so much that his doctor told him he has Whiskey on the brain, and that he must stop before he becomes an alcoholic.

Robs going to see another doctor for a double opinion...

Re: Sleep Walking.

Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2019 4:34 pm
by logos
Q: What is Robw's idea of a balanced diet?
A: A bottle in each hand

Re: Sleep Walking.

Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2019 8:17 pm
by Stokely
Rob knew that he had a drink problem when his urine began to smell of alcohol.

He knew that he was an alcoholic when he discovered that it tasted like it too.

Re: Sleep Walking.

Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2019 9:18 pm
by Dallow Spicer
Aren't you guys a little behind the times now? I've been led to believe he barely drinks these days, preferring to relax with yoga and a gluten free diet. This is the new RobW

Re: Sleep Walking.

Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2019 10:05 pm
by horace
Bollocks, leopards don't change their spots.
Alkies don't change their drink just their dr.

Re: Sleep Walking.

Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2019 11:04 pm
by AnassRamaIV
I was actually waiting for an interview at ACE in PP when this delectable little, rounded thing came up to me and asked if I was her IELTS teacher.

1/2 Scambodian, 1/2 Mongolian. a gook basically, but hot . all the curves in the right tight places. 18, bless.

then i got called for the interview , some wank-stain i cudnt really understnd his english sucked so bad but hey he wasn't white and a local hire so woteva. i'd worked for IDP 3 times before and knew some of the top brass so i thought i'd be a shoe in.

an'yhow, obviously, failed the interview. got back to getting my creep on with the teen mongoloid poon and along comes my old colleague, fatter and whiter and older even than the last time.

had to be polite and go out with her as arranged ( she asked me back to her flat -i was like nah, im happy with 50c beers and pizzas n shit yo)

anyhow, she was hot 8.5 probably in her Ielts exam and her hotness. id have given her a 10" in 3 holes tho

mongolian students in china were mingers, always hung out with ruskies and kazhaks, hated other gooks. go figure

Re: Sleep Walking.

Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2019 2:01 am
by horace
I guess you are confused about the difference between a Mongolian n a Mongoloid, thus further proving what a spastic you are if your English hadn't already done so.

Re: Sleep Walking.

Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2019 4:05 am
by logos
Dallow Spicer wrote:
Mon Jul 01, 2019 9:18 pm
Aren't you guys a little behind the times now? I've been led to believe he barely drinks these days, preferring to relax with yoga and a gluten free diet. This is the new RobW
The metamorphosis won't be complete until he's sporting a man bun and a short beard.

Re: Sleep Walking.

Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2019 6:03 am
by Stokely
Dallow Spicer wrote:
Mon Jul 01, 2019 9:18 pm
Aren't you guys a little behind the times now? I've been led to believe he barely drinks these days, preferring to relax with yoga and a gluten free diet. This is the new RobW
Far from if old bean. At Robs local bar they call him the exorcist. Every time he visits he rids them of spirits.

Re: Sleep Walking.

Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2019 6:16 am
by kinard
Petrol Head wrote:
Sun Jun 30, 2019 11:32 am
RobW wrote:
Sun Jun 30, 2019 10:04 am
Useless bunch of cunts.
Just don’t piss on the power socket again.
He most likely remembers that bit.

Re: Sleep Walking.

Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2019 6:18 am
by violet
Stokely wrote:
Tue Jul 02, 2019 6:03 am
Dallow Spicer wrote:
Mon Jul 01, 2019 9:18 pm
Aren't you guys a little behind the times now? I've been led to believe he barely drinks these days, preferring to relax with yoga and a gluten free diet. This is the new RobW
Far from if old bean. At Robs local bar they call him the exorcist. Every time he visits he rids them of spirits.
I thought the bars RobW visited did their best to push him back out the door before he annoyed all the staff and customers.

Re: Sleep Walking.

Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2019 1:31 pm
by Nomeog
Stokely wrote:
Tue Jul 02, 2019 6:03 am
At Robs local bar they call him the exorcist. Every time he visits he rids them of spirits.
Most of your posts drive me to thoughts of flattening your skull against the Blarney Stone...

...but this was a good one and I have to admit, I smiled. :thumbsup:

Re: Sleep Walking.

Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2019 1:32 pm
by Dallow Spicer
AnassRamaIV wrote:
Mon Jul 01, 2019 11:04 pm
I was actually waiting for an interview at ACE in PP when this delectable little, rounded thing came up to me and asked if I was her IELTS teacher.

1/2 Scambodian, 1/2 Mongolian. a gook basically, but hot . all the curves in the right tight places. 18, bless.

then i got called for the interview , some wank-stain i cudnt really understnd his english sucked so bad but hey he wasn't white and a local hire so woteva. i'd worked for IDP 3 times before and knew some of the top brass so i thought i'd be a shoe in.

an'yhow, obviously, failed the interview. got back to getting my creep on with the teen mongoloid poon and along comes my old colleague, fatter and whiter and older even than the last time.

had to be polite and go out with her as arranged ( she asked me back to her flat -i was like nah, im happy with 50c beers and pizzas n shit yo)

anyhow, she was hot 8.5 probably in her Ielts exam and her hotness. id have given her a 10" in 3 holes tho

mongolian students in china were mingers, always hung out with ruskies and kazhaks, hated other gooks. go figure

Can anyone explain what this asshat is talking about and what it has to do with Rob and his sleepwalking?

Re: Sleep Walking.

Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2019 1:54 pm
by Nomeog
Dallow Spicer wrote:
Tue Jul 02, 2019 1:32 pm
AnassRamaIV wrote:
Mon Jul 01, 2019 11:04 pm
I was actually waiting for an interview at ACE in PP when this delectable little, rounded thing came up to me and asked if I was her IELTS teacher.

1/2 Scambodian, 1/2 Mongolian. a gook basically, but hot . all the curves in the right tight places. 18, bless.

then i got called for the interview , some wank-stain i cudnt really understnd his english sucked so bad but hey he wasn't white and a local hire so woteva. i'd worked for IDP 3 times before and knew some of the top brass so i thought i'd be a shoe in.

an'yhow, obviously, failed the interview. got back to getting my creep on with the teen mongoloid poon and along comes my old colleague, fatter and whiter and older even than the last time.

had to be polite and go out with her as arranged ( she asked me back to her flat -i was like nah, im happy with 50c beers and pizzas n shit yo)

anyhow, she was hot 8.5 probably in her Ielts exam and her hotness. id have given her a 10" in 3 holes tho

mongolian students in china were mingers, always hung out with ruskies and kazhaks, hated other gooks. go figure

Can anyone explain what this asshat is talking about and what it has to do with Rob and his sleepwalking?
Well, if memory serves, Rob Dubya was connected to IDP Cambodia in some fashion.

Pretty much just the token, highly lettered white man, who, other than making the female staff uncomfortable, judged their annual spelling or speaking contest with other pedagog stalwarts of note, like AndyinAsia and anyone else they could swindle into joining the judging dais, with promises of after contest free-flow drinks.

But how his story connects to Rob, other than the tangential mention of IDP, I don't know.

Re: Sleep Walking.

Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2019 2:13 pm
by Jack Frost
Dallow Spicer wrote:
Tue Jul 02, 2019 1:32 pm
AnassRamaIV wrote:
Mon Jul 01, 2019 11:04 pm
I was actually waiting for an interview at ACE in PP when this delectable little, rounded thing came up to me and asked if I was her IELTS teacher.

1/2 Scambodian, 1/2 Mongolian. a gook basically, but hot . all the curves in the right tight places. 18, bless.

then i got called for the interview , some wank-stain i cudnt really understnd his english sucked so bad but hey he wasn't white and a local hire so woteva. i'd worked for IDP 3 times before and knew some of the top brass so i thought i'd be a shoe in.

an'yhow, obviously, failed the interview. got back to getting my creep on with the teen mongoloid poon and along comes my old colleague, fatter and whiter and older even than the last time.

had to be polite and go out with her as arranged ( she asked me back to her flat -i was like nah, im happy with 50c beers and pizzas n shit yo)

anyhow, she was hot 8.5 probably in her Ielts exam and her hotness. id have given her a 10" in 3 holes tho

mongolian students in china were mingers, always hung out with ruskies and kazhaks, hated other gooks. go figure

Can anyone explain what this asshat is talking about and what it has to do with Rob and his sleepwalking?
Think Horace cracked this Rosetta Stone, Mr Ass Ramen thought the comment about a mongol school was about people from Mongolia