Recommend some posion
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Recommend some posion
There is a dog on my road where I live that chases me whenever I go past on my motorbike - so at least 2 times a day for the past 4 months. I have even driven into the back of a parked car as I was busy fending off the crazy mutt and not looking where I was going. I spoke to the owner about it but got nothing but a grin back at me. The dog chases everyone. I have reached breaking point.
The mutt must die.
I don't have it in me to batter the dog to death with a weapon - and he is a big bastard anyway. So it's gonna have to be poison.
What's good?
The mutt must die.
I don't have it in me to batter the dog to death with a weapon - and he is a big bastard anyway. So it's gonna have to be poison.
What's good?
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I used to have a dog near my house that gave me a lot of grief. Taking along treats a few times made it my best new friend. Try that approach first before you get into shit loads of trouble.
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Tony tony, Buy a small bag of dog biscuits give him a couple everytime you ride by. You will have a friend for life, ,(it's tea money in human terms)
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Dogs chase moving things it's instinct. Stop moving , stare at the dog , move towards dog and dog will back off. At least it works for me on a bicycle but then again I am a big ugly bastard.
k440, something to do when you're pissed.
Why stop? they mostly just like to run along side, bark with excitement.
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I will try feeding the bastard some treats. If that doesn't work he's getting a treat stuffed with rat poison. He's in last chance saloon - and he doesn't even know it.
Met a chap many years ago who lived in southern Africa in the '30s and when riding his motorcycle in the countryside he would be chased/harassed by a pack of wild African dogs, so he started to carry a piece of fencing wire to lash at them if they got close enough.
He said after a while it all became something of a game.
He said after a while it all became something of a game.
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Can't someone just poison Tony instead and then his problem will be solved?
Right?
RIGHT?
Right?
RIGHT?
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Don’t kill the dog dogs won’t attack human unless was mistreated and abused. So it’d help if you buy him treat and he’ll be your friend!
You're the farking expert, 3t.
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