Bum gun or paper
Bum gun or paper
Heated debate at our table now.
Would you rather:
Bum gun and no paper
Or
Paper but but no bum gun
Would you rather:
Bum gun and no paper
Or
Paper but but no bum gun
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No brainier newbies question. I confirmed the correct answer before you.
It’s the bum gun combined with a squatty potty unicorn poop edition. I can get hold of one if you need.
Did I ever tell you about the time I went 4 months without a shit when I was living in Saigon?
No? Get down to AC’s anytime between 4pm and 10pm and I will tell you all about it.
See you soon lads.
It’s the bum gun combined with a squatty potty unicorn poop edition. I can get hold of one if you need.
Did I ever tell you about the time I went 4 months without a shit when I was living in Saigon?
No? Get down to AC’s anytime between 4pm and 10pm and I will tell you all about it.
See you soon lads.
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The correct answer is both.
Bum gun for for the cleaning,
The paper for the confirmation, drying and chamois off.
Bum gun for for the cleaning,
The paper for the confirmation, drying and chamois off.
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Yes but you need the squatty potty unicorn poop as well as bum gun chamois for the perfect turd.
I am am expert.
I am am expert.
Bum gun, I’ve installed them in my home in USA.
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Credit Jacked Camry & LTO
When you’ve drank too many liter bottles of tiger and that double dragon come around. It’s nice to have the bum gun for your mouth.
I installed bum guns in my apartment in Vietnam and have done same now back in Australia. Using dunny paper is fucking rank. I'd imagine would be like shaggin a white chick.
Pure perversion.
Pure perversion.
Rated R for Ricecakes
The flip side to this is how do you show your partner how to use toilet paper and not smear shit all over her arse.
I refuse to go out with nothing more than a whimper followed by a small farting sound and a shit stain on my bed sheets..
Just thought I'd share that with you.
Just thought I'd share that with you.
Why would you? The bum gun is superior in almost every way, apart from still having to pat one's pudenda dry.
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After many years of living in the capital it sometimes comes as a shock when visiting such fine establishments such as The Sofitel and Le Royal to notice that they only have paper. It seems kind of gross but then the sprayers are hardly ideal either.
That jet spray of water splashes all sorts of stuff everywhere. There's also the issue that most of the population don't actually have access to the municipal water supply with its buffing pressure, they just scoop dubious water out of a trough of well water. So in my opinion they are one of the greatest things ever invented. However, in icy climes a wet patch on your pants could result in frost-bite and death within hours.
So all in all, is gently smearing it until it is no more, even though wasteful, worse than hosing it until it splatters all over the place? Not all of those fecal coliforms end up disappearing down the drain. even if they are hit with enough power to cut sheet steel. Within your own household it is safe to assume that you all share the same germs, but that is not true for everywhere.
I think it could be compared to strip mining Vs open pit dynamite mining. One just scrapes the surface and gradually collects while the other just smashes it up and blasts much of it into the atmosphere.
That jet spray of water splashes all sorts of stuff everywhere. There's also the issue that most of the population don't actually have access to the municipal water supply with its buffing pressure, they just scoop dubious water out of a trough of well water. So in my opinion they are one of the greatest things ever invented. However, in icy climes a wet patch on your pants could result in frost-bite and death within hours.
So all in all, is gently smearing it until it is no more, even though wasteful, worse than hosing it until it splatters all over the place? Not all of those fecal coliforms end up disappearing down the drain. even if they are hit with enough power to cut sheet steel. Within your own household it is safe to assume that you all share the same germs, but that is not true for everywhere.
I think it could be compared to strip mining Vs open pit dynamite mining. One just scrapes the surface and gradually collects while the other just smashes it up and blasts much of it into the atmosphere.
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You lost me at "confirmation."bipolar bear wrote: ↑Sat Jul 06, 2019 7:26 amThe correct answer is both.
Bum gun for for the cleaning,
The paper for the confirmation, drying and chamois off.
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