Poems about Cambodia
Gsm rental had potential
Too much yaba to little dental
It started gentle ended mental
The fucking sex was monumental
Think im getting sentimental
God i miss that gsm rental.
Too much yaba to little dental
It started gentle ended mental
The fucking sex was monumental
Think im getting sentimental
God i miss that gsm rental.
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- OneTrickPony
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Id love them as well, if they were mine id never get any work done.
Violet! I will have to delete that as this thread is Poems of Cambodia , and not once did you refer to anything on topic.
I did personally like it though.. Touching.
I did personally like it though.. Touching.
- violet
- Suspicious Little Mad Woman
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Um... Jep
Does one have to spell it out in order for it to be obvious? It is about some Cambodian women and some expat men.
Does one have to spell it out in order for it to be obvious? It is about some Cambodian women and some expat men.
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The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled.
- Plutarch
- Plutarch
- batshitcrazyweirdo
- Batshit Crazy Weirdo
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Now what did I do? Stop treatin me like poo.
That’s batshit, I say, makin poems every day.
I post to make you laugh and pee,
So you should let Batshit roam free.
I love bitches n gonna fuck Texas and the USA+ right up their god damn ass! Hallelujah!
- springrain
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I can't resist just one more as I'm sure many other male posters might have had a similar thing happen to them:
The Hoppit
While strolling down the street one day
A voice behind me shouted:‘Hey,
I know you, you are ABC,'
(‘Am I,’ I thought, ‘That’s news to me’.’)
Then she gave me a look so flirty,
Made me feel, well, not yet thirty
In truth, she really had a way.
(I have to write this down some day!)
In that instant, tall time stood still,
Fear appeared with its cruel chill.
What does she really want? Until
She said ‘Come with me, and fill
A void I have that just won’t go.’
Her smile stretched from tip to toe.
(I hear you say, I told you so,
But have you ever felt that glow?)
I met a Barang who gave me this locket,
Nice man, with such an endless pocket,
Just give me your life and sign this docket.
And then, I came to my senses.
Sorry, no money, my pockets are bare,
I turned, but there was no one there.
The Hoppit
While strolling down the street one day
A voice behind me shouted:‘Hey,
I know you, you are ABC,'
(‘Am I,’ I thought, ‘That’s news to me’.’)
Then she gave me a look so flirty,
Made me feel, well, not yet thirty
In truth, she really had a way.
(I have to write this down some day!)
In that instant, tall time stood still,
Fear appeared with its cruel chill.
What does she really want? Until
She said ‘Come with me, and fill
A void I have that just won’t go.’
Her smile stretched from tip to toe.
(I hear you say, I told you so,
But have you ever felt that glow?)
I met a Barang who gave me this locket,
Nice man, with such an endless pocket,
Just give me your life and sign this docket.
And then, I came to my senses.
Sorry, no money, my pockets are bare,
I turned, but there was no one there.
'History is a set of lies agreed upon.'
Attributed to Napoleon
Attributed to Napoleon
Khmer 440 poetry !
Your muffin lid is pure delight
(next poster to insert finishing line....)
(same poster as above to insert new starting line )
and so on
They make me want to masturbateI not gay but love ya Man boobs mate
Your muffin lid is pure delight
(next poster to insert finishing line....)
(same poster as above to insert new starting line )
and so on
Rated R for Ricecakes
What kind of a Wildlife Park would K440 be without them 3 idiots.!
A Zoo with a terrible Ringmaster? The mind boggles.
I like you the most Migs. You are soo easy going cool dude. I mean that. Scobiez was a Hardliner, firm, but fair. kinda took care of me.Respect.
KiR was over the top whipped us good, fell outta bed dropped dead.
but I don't give a hoot, you'll are a bunch of good Cunts now.
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