The horror! No vodka in the provinces!
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The horror! No vodka in the provinces!
It's true.
Only beer and Johnny Walker/ Chivas and other shit whisky.
I almost expected to bump into druggies here, but thankfully, none yet.
Only beer and Johnny Walker/ Chivas and other shit whisky.
I almost expected to bump into druggies here, but thankfully, none yet.
ירי ילדים והפצצת אזרחים דורש אומץ, כמו גם הטרדה מינית של עובדי ההוראה.
In the province you’re better with beer. They put the fake stuff in the liquor bottles anyway.
I’d be happy never going to the provinces again.
I’d be happy never going to the provinces again.
"Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, teach English."
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Perhaps bring a few genuine bottles yourself, and watch the party? But, true.. the boonies sxck ass long term, without a decent pension.
I’m in the province.
Bloody cockerels crowing (is that the term?) at 3am, 4am etc. This one is uncles fighting Cock and apparently quite a champ (it’s been stolen twice) so once he starts the whole neighborhood goes off!
Not had any alcohol yet since PP where I was forced to drink beer by a member who will remain nameless. He’s not a sipper which is fine by me. Whack em down!
Thankfully we’re not staying at grandmas dirt, fly infested floor shack ‘house’ as it’s partly been knocked down and they are building a proper house, which she hates.
We are staying at uncles, as I said, proper house, mattress, ceiling fan (why doesn’t everyone have one?) which my wife said she scared it’ll fall and cut our heads off so we can’t have them when we build.
So no beer. Or whiskey.
But I have got my Cuban cigar from FCC for the birth!
And I’m writing more crap on here and Facebook. Because bored.
How can anyone live in the provinces!!!
Again, we’ve been to four Pagodas (yes. I know) and I’ve been the only barang. So lots of staring and giggles etc. even a few winks and “S’art”, which I know is a lie!!!
One think I’ve noticed is, being a car lover, there’s no old classic cars around. Hidden away at the side of the house. I guess they were all repurposed or stolen by the Viets.
Bloody cockerels crowing (is that the term?) at 3am, 4am etc. This one is uncles fighting Cock and apparently quite a champ (it’s been stolen twice) so once he starts the whole neighborhood goes off!
Not had any alcohol yet since PP where I was forced to drink beer by a member who will remain nameless. He’s not a sipper which is fine by me. Whack em down!
Thankfully we’re not staying at grandmas dirt, fly infested floor shack ‘house’ as it’s partly been knocked down and they are building a proper house, which she hates.
We are staying at uncles, as I said, proper house, mattress, ceiling fan (why doesn’t everyone have one?) which my wife said she scared it’ll fall and cut our heads off so we can’t have them when we build.
So no beer. Or whiskey.
But I have got my Cuban cigar from FCC for the birth!
And I’m writing more crap on here and Facebook. Because bored.
How can anyone live in the provinces!!!
Again, we’ve been to four Pagodas (yes. I know) and I’ve been the only barang. So lots of staring and giggles etc. even a few winks and “S’art”, which I know is a lie!!!
One think I’ve noticed is, being a car lover, there’s no old classic cars around. Hidden away at the side of the house. I guess they were all repurposed or stolen by the Viets.
pew, pew, pew, pew!
Money will not help the boredom.newnewnewbie wrote: ↑Sat Sep 28, 2019 8:58 pmPerhaps bring a few genuine bottles yourself, and watch the party? But, true.. the boonies sxck ass long term, without a decent pension.
pew, pew, pew, pew!
I personally love getting away to the provinces for a week or so every now and then, disconnect from the world and just go off grid, chill out in a hammock being constantly laced with cold cans of beer and food, outdoor cooking on the fire old school, swimming and fishing in the rivers, helping out with the odd construction projects, wandering and been welcomed into strangers' homes to share beers and food, lack of traffic, early nights/early mornings, sleeping on the floor on a reed mat under a mozzie net (surprisingly good for my back), etc, etc...
I'm not a negative person, I encourage people all the time...it's usually to f**k off! But, whatever.
nice and simple.^ lovely mate. Im the opposite. I live that lifestyle in NZ but love to get involved in the madness of Thailand and Cambodia for 6 weeks/ year. My wife just tells me to wear condom if I boom boom girl.. she is very understanding'
Vladimir has no vodka. Is there anyone in the provinces who can give him a shot?
Although......for context......you are fucking camels in the desert for 12 weeks at a time so anything seems like nirvana after that,.......PSD_Kiwi wrote: ↑Sun Sep 29, 2019 12:19 pmI personally love getting away to the provinces for a week or so every now and then, disconnect from the world and just go off grid, chill out in a hammock being constantly laced with cold cans of beer and food, outdoor cooking on the fire old school, swimming and fishing in the rivers, helping out with the odd construction projects, wandering and been welcomed into strangers' homes to share beers and food, lack of traffic, early nights/early mornings, sleeping on the floor on a reed mat under a mozzie net (surprisingly good for my back), etc, etc...
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Wonder what he drinks out there in the desert.ricecakes wrote: ↑Mon Sep 30, 2019 11:13 amAlthough......for context......you are fucking camels in the desert for 12 weeks at a time so anything seems like nirvana after that,.......PSD_Kiwi wrote: ↑Sun Sep 29, 2019 12:19 pmI personally love getting away to the provinces for a week or so every now and then, disconnect from the world and just go off grid, chill out in a hammock being constantly laced with cold cans of beer and food, outdoor cooking on the fire old school, swimming and fishing in the rivers, helping out with the odd construction projects, wandering and been welcomed into strangers' homes to share beers and food, lack of traffic, early nights/early mornings, sleeping on the floor on a reed mat under a mozzie net (surprisingly good for my back), etc, etc...
I love bitches n gonna fuck Texas and the USA+ right up their god damn ass! Hallelujah!
Why.....camel sperm of course.batshitcrazyweirdo wrote: ↑Mon Sep 30, 2019 11:33 amWonder what he drinks out there in the desert.ricecakes wrote: ↑Mon Sep 30, 2019 11:13 amAlthough......for context......you are fucking camels in the desert for 12 weeks at a time so anything seems like nirvana after that,.......PSD_Kiwi wrote: ↑Sun Sep 29, 2019 12:19 pmI personally love getting away to the provinces for a week or so every now and then, disconnect from the world and just go off grid, chill out in a hammock being constantly laced with cold cans of beer and food, outdoor cooking on the fire old school, swimming and fishing in the rivers, helping out with the odd construction projects, wandering and been welcomed into strangers' homes to share beers and food, lack of traffic, early nights/early mornings, sleeping on the floor on a reed mat under a mozzie net (surprisingly good for my back), etc, etc...
Rated R for Ricecakes
Your job when you’re away must be hellish.PSD_Kiwi wrote: ↑Sun Sep 29, 2019 12:19 pmI personally love getting away to the provinces for a week or so every now and then, disconnect from the world and just go off grid, chill out in a hammock being constantly laced with cold cans of beer and food, outdoor cooking on the fire old school, swimming and fishing in the rivers, helping out with the odd construction projects, wandering and been welcomed into strangers' homes to share beers and food, lack of traffic, early nights/early mornings, sleeping on the floor on a reed mat under a mozzie net (surprisingly good for my back), etc, etc...
Anyone who enjoys the provinces, and I’m talking wooden shacks, outside cooking on pots, dirt floors, no AC, no fans (where the fuck have the fans gone!), no fridges, ice in beer (Australians love that so I’ll assume it’s your thing too), mosquitoes, flys and other things that bite, listening to the family all talking at once with a mouth full of food - there’s at least two who SHOUT when talking normally - countless visits to Wats - standing in a land giving rice to monks (done it. Twice), burning countless incense sticks and placing in the correct pot - two at a time - whilst trying not to get burnt by yours and other people’s, getting numb legs from sitting for so long ‘don’t point your feet at any religious item’ including monks, don’t say ‘Hello’, take your shoes off and then try and find the fuckers after 200 people have walked and kicked them about along with another 200 pairs (they can only go in that entrance and out the other), giving money to everyone who turns up, ‘Who are? Aren’t you the dude who owns the shop? Fine here’s 1000r for “being old” and not dying. Congratulations”, being blasted by blown speakers from chants. “What are they saying exactly?” I ask “Don’t know. Talking monk language” Really. I’m pretty sure that doesn’t exist and if it does it’s gibberish, but I get it. It’s a blessing and I’m down with that etc etc. “what’s this ‘donation for?” I ask “Oh they building a new building and if you donate they will write your name on a wall”.
“Why do the people who seem to be in charge all drive new Lexus or, the favorite, Ford Rangers in white?” I ask “Because they’re rich”, “But they don’t work?” >death stare<
But I did the things that were asked and did my blessings and preyed for the people’s I wanted to be dead (apparently that’s not how it works but one can try) and handed my wife $100s which they kindly change for us and said hello (in Khmer) to 100s of people and smiled at all the toothless old people in white, who smiled back probably because they knew they’d get some dosh.
So. I just about tolerate one holiday here a year and go along with all the guff.
My wife asked, “Don’t you prey or give blessing to your god?” I said “Not since school at the Harvest Festival where ‘we’ would donate tins of food we didn’t want. Never knew where it went because we were poor as anyone else” “Barang not poor” “In comparison no but we had an outside toilet and no heating and we didn’t own a car” >blank stare< followed by <death stare< “Then you’re not poor because you had a moto and toilet”.
Going home soon. Yey.
pew, pew, pew, pew!
Oh and sketchy 4G or ‘E’ which basically means no service. That’s it. No 3G which is just as bad as E.
pew, pew, pew, pew!
YTP, I love your recant of life in the provinces.
It's so accurate.
As for me, I enjoy my time in the provinces.
It's a wonderful escape to a different and less frantic existence.
Bugs, wooden shacks, ice in beer, burning your arm on a mis-placed incense stick and Monks babbling and looking at you as if you understand what they are chanting, all add to the charm of being there.
Perhaps I am lucky, I can eat 98% of what ever food is presented to me, I can happily sleep on a soft mattress or a concrete floor with a brick for a pillow and I don't have a problem with putting ice in a beer to cool it down.
Could I do it 100% of my time, no I'd have to escape now and again.
It's so accurate.
As for me, I enjoy my time in the provinces.
It's a wonderful escape to a different and less frantic existence.
Bugs, wooden shacks, ice in beer, burning your arm on a mis-placed incense stick and Monks babbling and looking at you as if you understand what they are chanting, all add to the charm of being there.
Perhaps I am lucky, I can eat 98% of what ever food is presented to me, I can happily sleep on a soft mattress or a concrete floor with a brick for a pillow and I don't have a problem with putting ice in a beer to cool it down.
Could I do it 100% of my time, no I'd have to escape now and again.
I refuse to go out with nothing more than a whimper followed by a small farting sound and a shit stain on my bed sheets..
Just thought I'd share that with you.
Just thought I'd share that with you.
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