Girl robs grave: dumps father figure for gramps

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Girl robs grave: dumps father figure for gramps

Postby porky pig » Thu Jul 19, 2012 8:31 pm

http://kohsantepheapdaily.com.kh/article/48351.html

Girl robs grave: dumps father figure for gramps

Byline: Bophear Koh

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Thursday, 19th July, 2012, 8:02 H

Kampong Cham Province: A 26 year old woman’s extra-marital affair has led to her being implicated in an imponderable adultery when she abandoned her 43 year old husband for a decrepit ( ជិតចូលមឈូស lit. almost in the coffin) 69 year old after a scene of domestic violence in which she had battered her husband, causing him serious bodily injury. The woman, Yun Lim, from Chlok Village, Suong Commune, Suong Town, viciously clubbed សំពង her husband with a length of bamboo, causing him 2 hemorrhaging head wounds in an altercation that developed during a petition to win her release from their marriage. All this transpired after the woman had had assignations on 2 previous occasions with the 69 year old fossil បុរសចំណាស់ម្នាក់អាយុ៦៩ឆ្នាំ at the Somnang Reatrey Guesthouse (ផ្ទះសំណាក់ សំណាងរាត្រី may be fast and loosely translated as “Got Lucky Tonight Guesthouse”) in Suong Town, where she was at last tracked down by her husband who summoned police to arrest her. This occurred at 5:30 on the evening of the 17th of July.

Major Leang Eng, police chief of Suong Town, stated that the incident was instigated at 6:30 in the morning of the 17th of July when the female, named Lim, viciously assaulted her husband, 43 year old Touch Toy, with a large bamboo club, causing injuries to his head (in two places), his torso, his arm and his buttocks, which resulted in his requiring hospitalization at the Tboung Khmum District Referral Hospital.

The police chief continued in his statement saying that, after attacking her husband, the woman had fled the scene seeking refuge with her relatives in their house at the Chob Commune crossroads, in Tboung Khmum District. Shortly after this time her husband, having returned home after being released from the hospital in the early afternoon of the 17th of July and not finding his wife at home, had inquired about her whereabouts and was informed that his wife was presently in room 105 at the Somnang Reatrey Guesthouse, in the company of an old man. The husband then went to confirm the matter for himself, and there found his wife intimately juxtaposed នែបនិត្យជាមួយ with a 69 year old senior citizen បុរសចំណាស់ម្នាក់អាយុ៦៩ឆ្នាំ, from Suong Town. He then lodged a complaint with the Suong Commune Administrative Police, who arrived to take his wife to the police station for questioning.

The woman, Yun Lim, a mother of 2 children, admitted to having had an ongoing affair with the old man over the last 2 months since meeting him at the Tboung Khmum District Referral Hospital where she had brought her son to be treated. She also admitted to having had sexual relations with him on 2 occasions. On the 17th of July, she had rung up her decaying lover (បុរសចំណាស់) for another assignation at the Somnang Reatrey Guesthouse, when it was interrupted by the arrival of her husband ត្រូវប្តីតាមទាន់.
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Re: Girl robs grave: dumps father figure for gramps

Postby Nasty Canasta » Thu Jul 19, 2012 9:58 pm

69 year old fossil found intimately juxtaposed at the Got Lucky Tonight Guesthouse.

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Re: Girl robs grave: dumps father figure for gramps

Postby MoodyMac » Thu Jul 19, 2012 10:06 pm

I love the turn of phrase that journalists have here.

Nasty, your avatar is boggling. If you're bored sometime and just find yourself googling aimlessly, can you head out and find me a shop that sells boxes of galvanised nails, eye hooks, bolts, screws etc.?
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Re: Girl robs grave: dumps father figure for gramps

Postby Jacked Camry » Thu Jul 19, 2012 11:26 pm

Her decaying lover.

OMG what a classic! Thanks Porky, as always.
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Re: Girl robs grave: dumps father figure for gramps

Postby kinard » Fri Jul 20, 2012 4:11 am

And husbands name is Touch Toy.. good stuff.
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Re: Girl robs grave: dumps father figure for gramps

Postby andyinasia » Fri Jul 20, 2012 7:16 am

Jacked Camry wrote:Her decaying lover.

OMG what a classic! Thanks Porky, as always.



Makes you wonder what they really think of Western men that age with their young floosies.
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Re: Girl robs grave: dumps father figure for gramps

Postby Nasty Canasta » Fri Jul 20, 2012 2:41 pm

MoodyMac wrote:I love the turn of phrase that journalists have here.

Nasty, your avatar is boggling. If you're bored sometime and just find yourself googling aimlessly, can you head out and find me a shop that sells boxes of galvanised nails, eye hooks, bolts, screws etc.?


Hey MM,
I've not seen any that I can recall but I suspect there would be some towards Toul Kork. I will have a look soon.

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Re: Girl robs grave: dumps father figure for gramps

Postby SunSan » Fri Jul 20, 2012 3:26 pm

Scroll down and see the pic with the decapitated head. I thought they weren't allowed to show those anymore?
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Re: Girl robs grave: dumps father figure for gramps

Postby khmerhit » Wed Aug 01, 2012 2:11 am

The translator deserves an award for this one. So too the journalist--kudos.

Ken has been keeping busy, I see....!

Imponderable adultery, indeed. should be a play.... reminds me of

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Re: Girl robs grave: dumps father figure for gramps

Postby Kpal » Wed Aug 01, 2012 9:56 am

I think that picture is an excellent candidate for a caption contest.
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Re: Girl robs grave: dumps father figure for gramps

Postby hedonismbot » Fri Sep 07, 2012 3:10 pm

43 year old husband must be copping a ribbing, first he can't match the charms of a "decaying" senior and then he gets beaten up by his former lover. :axe:
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