Do a Deer ...
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Do a Deer ...
From one of the most expensive schools in Phnom Penh, Cambodia ...
"We, the sons of John Company, have arrived"
Yeah, good spot.
"Shall I do my impression of a rabbit?"
"No. Do a deer."
But ... doe, dough, so, mow ... English is crazy.
Rough
Bough
Cough
Through
Though
Hiccough
"Shall I do my impression of a rabbit?"
"No. Do a deer."
But ... doe, dough, so, mow ... English is crazy.
Rough
Bough
Cough
Through
Though
Hiccough
Ha ha ha ....
funny though..... Mo LI Hua? never heard that chinese title.
Do a deer? ... does that mean... eat a deer or fuck a deer?
Officially dismiss the children? ... better say... dispose the children.
Just funny
funny though..... Mo LI Hua? never heard that chinese title.
Do a deer? ... does that mean... eat a deer or fuck a deer?
Officially dismiss the children? ... better say... dispose the children.
Just funny
Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men.
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That thread reminds me of the best indian joke ever (told to me by an PP indian resident btw, so no flaming about it being racist joke please )
This indian dude leaves India for the first time ever, going to the USA. The flight goes smoothly, he fills his immigration card before landing and wait for his turn behind the yellow line.
Once the immigration officer starts reviewing his passport and card he tells him that he must have done a mistake as for the sex/gender section he crossed both male and female options.
The indian guy makes big eyes and big smile and goes " yes yes yes mr officer, I like both !
The officer goes "no you don't understand sir, it is about your gender, are you a man a woman..."
Big eyes, big smile again "I like everything mr officer... "
"No no you don't understand it is about your nature like you could be a dog or a cat.."
"Yes yes yes ! I like everything ! I like animals too !" With a huge grin on his face.
"Oh dear !" Goes the officer
To that the traveler stop smiling and says "Oh no ! Deer cannot ! Runs too fast, cannot catch !"
This indian dude leaves India for the first time ever, going to the USA. The flight goes smoothly, he fills his immigration card before landing and wait for his turn behind the yellow line.
Once the immigration officer starts reviewing his passport and card he tells him that he must have done a mistake as for the sex/gender section he crossed both male and female options.
The indian guy makes big eyes and big smile and goes " yes yes yes mr officer, I like both !
The officer goes "no you don't understand sir, it is about your gender, are you a man a woman..."
Big eyes, big smile again "I like everything mr officer... "
"No no you don't understand it is about your nature like you could be a dog or a cat.."
"Yes yes yes ! I like everything ! I like animals too !" With a huge grin on his face.
"Oh dear !" Goes the officer
To that the traveler stop smiling and says "Oh no ! Deer cannot ! Runs too fast, cannot catch !"
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You have to think about one shot. One shot is what it's all about. A deer's gotta be taken with one shot.
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Why?Petrol Head wrote:You have to think about one shot. One shot is what it's all about. A deer's gotta be taken with one shot.
ירי ילדים והפצצת אזרחים דורש אומץ, כמו גם הטרדה מינית של עובדי ההוראה.
It's fer the wee burns sake
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"Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman. Believing what he read made him mad."
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Every time he comes up, he's got no knife, he's got no jacket, he's got no pants, he's got no boots. All he's got is that stupid gun he carries around like John Wayne.
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Dude, if you can do better, please post good ones.Petrol Head wrote:Every time he comes up, he's got no knife, he's got no jacket, he's got no pants, he's got no boots. All he's got are those stupid puns he carries around like John Wayne.
ירי ילדים והפצצת אזרחים דורש אומץ, כמו גם הטרדה מינית של עובדי ההוראה.
Two is pussy.vladimir wrote:Why?Petrol Head wrote:You have to think about one shot. One shot is what it's all about. A deer's gotta be taken with one shot.
vladimir wrote:Dude, if you can do better, please post good ones.Petrol Head wrote:Every time he comes up, he's got no knife, he's got no jacket, he's got no pants, he's got no boots. All he's got are those stupid puns he carries around like John Wayne.
vlad: Alright you guys, whoever took my boots, I want them back.
Petrolhead: I got a boot for you, vlad, right up your ass!
vlad: Hey C2, lemme borrow your spears, eh?
C2: No, vlad.
vlad: No? What do you mean no?
C2: Just what I said, no. No means no.
vlad: Some fuckin' friend. You're some fuckin' friend, you know that?
C2: You gotta learn, vlad. Every time you come up here, you got your goddamn head up your ass.
Petrolhead: Maybe he likes the view from up there.