Name Your Cambodian School Generator
Name Your Cambodian School Generator
After reading Camkids International Academy, I remembered that these school directors have a limited imagination. Here's how to name your new school in 3 easy steps...
Mine is Happy House Language School... what's yours?
1. Month You Were Born (1= January etc.)
1. Happy
2. Cam
3. ASEAN
4. Golden
5. New York
6. USA
7. New
8. Modern
9. Smart
10. English
11. Home
12. International
Your Birthday day
1. Gate
2. Bridge
3. House
4. American
5. English
6. Home
7. Kids
8. International
9. Language
10. Advanced
11. Literature
12. Standard
13. One
14. Cambodia
15. Cam
16. Oxford
17. Harvard
18. Oxford
19. House
20. International
21. Advanced
22. Learner
23. Canadian
24. Institute
25. Westminster
26. ASEAN
27. Australian
28. World
29. Khmer
30. Knowledge
31. Google
Your Mother’s Birth Month (1- January etc.)
1. International School
2. Academy
3. Institute
4. Language School
5. School of excellence
6. American School
7. Kids
8. House
9. For Learners
10. College
11. Funzone
12. Education Center
Mine is Happy House Language School... what's yours?
1. Month You Were Born (1= January etc.)
1. Happy
2. Cam
3. ASEAN
4. Golden
5. New York
6. USA
7. New
8. Modern
9. Smart
10. English
11. Home
12. International
Your Birthday day
1. Gate
2. Bridge
3. House
4. American
5. English
6. Home
7. Kids
8. International
9. Language
10. Advanced
11. Literature
12. Standard
13. One
14. Cambodia
15. Cam
16. Oxford
17. Harvard
18. Oxford
19. House
20. International
21. Advanced
22. Learner
23. Canadian
24. Institute
25. Westminster
26. ASEAN
27. Australian
28. World
29. Khmer
30. Knowledge
31. Google
Your Mother’s Birth Month (1- January etc.)
1. International School
2. Academy
3. Institute
4. Language School
5. School of excellence
6. American School
7. Kids
8. House
9. For Learners
10. College
11. Funzone
12. Education Center
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USA Khmer Language School
Mean Dtuk Mean Trey, Mean Loy Mean Srey
Punchy McShortstacks School of Hard Knocks
Punchy McShortstacks School of Hard Knocks
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I'm assuming Genius Potentials of Kindergarten. B.A.D. Language School, Angry Birds and Milky Way can be blamed on leap years.
ירי ילדים והפצצת אזרחים דורש אומץ, כמו גם הטרדה מינית של עובדי ההוראה.
New English Funzone
Meum est propositum in taberna mori,
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
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When I saw the thread title, I though it was a list of names one would use to curse the generator when the power went out.
One school I know installed a generator. So the power goes out, and they sit without lights for 4 hours. They explain that no one knows how to switch it on.
That unexpected hiccup gets taken care of a week later, then the handyman takes leave...with the key...a week of blackouts.
We ask why they don't phone him, the response is ...cannot..on leave.
Locksmith suggestions are met with looks that kill.
One school I know installed a generator. So the power goes out, and they sit without lights for 4 hours. They explain that no one knows how to switch it on.
That unexpected hiccup gets taken care of a week later, then the handyman takes leave...with the key...a week of blackouts.
We ask why they don't phone him, the response is ...cannot..on leave.
Locksmith suggestions are met with looks that kill.
ירי ילדים והפצצת אזרחים דורש אומץ, כמו גם הטרדה מינית של עובדי ההוראה.
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Modern Home Institute
Like Potato Stars on facebook. We're likable...
https://www.facebook.com/potstars1
...and make your ears hate you by listening to us here
https://soundcloud.com/falcon-randwick
https://www.facebook.com/potstars1
...and make your ears hate you by listening to us here
https://soundcloud.com/falcon-randwick
- ផោមក្លិនស្អុយ
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This is pedros' clever way of stealing your ID.
Now you have unwittingly given up your birthdate, he'll invoke phase 2 which will extract your mothers maiden name, the name of your first pet and the first car you owned.
Then suddenly you'll find that *someone* has max'd out several credit cards in your name.
All badged up as a fun Khmer school name game...
Now you have unwittingly given up your birthdate, he'll invoke phase 2 which will extract your mothers maiden name, the name of your first pet and the first car you owned.
Then suddenly you'll find that *someone* has max'd out several credit cards in your name.
All badged up as a fun Khmer school name game...
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ផោមក្លិនស្អុយ wrote:This is pedros' clever way of stealing your ID.
Now you have unwittingly given up your birthdate, he'll invoke phase 2 which will extract your mothers maiden name, the name of your first pet and the first car you owned.
Then suddenly you'll find that *someone* has max'd out several credit cards in your name.
All badged up as a fun Khmer school name game...
call me paranoid but that's exactly why I won't be doing it.
The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled.
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All valid Cambodian school names.ali baba wrote:There's some overlap in the lists so you could get;-
International international international school
Home home house
ASEAN ASEAN American school
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I doubt pedros would sink to that level.ផោមក្លិនស្អុយ wrote:This is pedros' clever way of stealing your ID.
Would he?
I mean he's scobienz's buddy, and they've never broken confidentiality.
Right?
ירי ילדים והפצצת אזרחים דורש אומץ, כמו גם הטרדה מינית של עובדי ההוראה.
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New Google Academy... what?
இ லொவெ ம்ய் டௌக்ஹ்டெர்ஸ் மொரெ தன் அன்ய்தின்க் இன் தெ வொர்ல்ட்
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Completely off-topic, (well, remotely linked to word generators):
In another life, many years ago, I used to run adult sex-chat SMS services in the UK. One of the services offered was hot tips about the latest location to go 'dogging' (look the definition up - its a British thing...).
Rather than actually get off my backside to go and research the locations where this activity occurred, I used a random word generator to generate the text message sentence from 'chunks' of separate words or phrases, such as:
Tonight/this evening/later today
look out for a/watch out for a /you gotta check out this/
fat woman/ugly cow/sexy student/
blowing jobbing/fcuking/taking it up the arse/
The car to watch for is a
red/blue/black/green/white
escort/cortina/capri/metro
park in the
Shell petrol station (location), national trust car park at (location)
at
7pm/8pm/11pm
etc etc etc
I actually had about 300 people subscribe to this service at 1-50 GBP per message per day ==> 45 GBP per month x 300 = 13,500 GBP/month revenue (I shared this revenue 70:30 with the mobile network).
It was a good earner, and I often wondered how many innocent fat women in red cortinas got a shock as a hord of dirty old men dribbled all over her newly-washed windscreen......
In another life, many years ago, I used to run adult sex-chat SMS services in the UK. One of the services offered was hot tips about the latest location to go 'dogging' (look the definition up - its a British thing...).
Rather than actually get off my backside to go and research the locations where this activity occurred, I used a random word generator to generate the text message sentence from 'chunks' of separate words or phrases, such as:
Tonight/this evening/later today
look out for a/watch out for a /you gotta check out this/
fat woman/ugly cow/sexy student/
blowing jobbing/fcuking/taking it up the arse/
The car to watch for is a
red/blue/black/green/white
escort/cortina/capri/metro
park in the
Shell petrol station (location), national trust car park at (location)
at
7pm/8pm/11pm
etc etc etc
I actually had about 300 people subscribe to this service at 1-50 GBP per message per day ==> 45 GBP per month x 300 = 13,500 GBP/month revenue (I shared this revenue 70:30 with the mobile network).
It was a good earner, and I often wondered how many innocent fat women in red cortinas got a shock as a hord of dirty old men dribbled all over her newly-washed windscreen......
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