Come back when you've got something better than seven lines of crap sarcasm will you sweety? I'm a busy man.baggygravy wrote:Woo-hoo! I've finally made it! Personally singled out and insulted by the legend himself!the horse wrote:whining girls like baggygravy
I must say, the scathing wit and dazzling use of the English language have left me dumbfounded. You, sir, are truly the master of the put-down.
After I had cried for, oooh, about 5 or 6 hours on first reading, I gathered myself sufficiently to realise that in fact this was a cause for celebration! So I jorked 10 yamas at once then wrote horse's name in my own shit all over town. Fucking spectacular.
Msg for Dr Seuss
The Horse is funny until you realise that his rants are basically the same regardless of the person he's addressing . . .
Dr. Suess is on occassion funny and informative, but any positive impression that such qualities might make is countered by the overwhelmingly boring, moralistic, long-winded nature of his posts . . .
Baggy is one of the most witty and interesting posters to join in a long time, despite his contributions to the most pointless thread in the boa'rd's history, "Chalk and Cheese". . .
The score so far as I've tabulated it: Horse: 0. Dr. Seuss 0. Baggy: 0. The level of interest this thread has stimulated in the majority of readers based on my own reaction: 0.
Witness the stagnation.
Dr. Suess is on occassion funny and informative, but any positive impression that such qualities might make is countered by the overwhelmingly boring, moralistic, long-winded nature of his posts . . .
Baggy is one of the most witty and interesting posters to join in a long time, despite his contributions to the most pointless thread in the boa'rd's history, "Chalk and Cheese". . .
The score so far as I've tabulated it: Horse: 0. Dr. Seuss 0. Baggy: 0. The level of interest this thread has stimulated in the majority of readers based on my own reaction: 0.
Witness the stagnation.
Gladly. My point is to highlight your patheticness on this board for all readers to see. Many social spastics like yourself log on and log off on this site. When they read your wittless fuck-mouthed shite they will feel they have found their brethren and kin and contribute. Like attracts like. I want to make sure that all computer fucked social spastics do not find refuge on this site. And I will put you down everyday until you tie bricks to your ankles and putt putt your way on your Daelim into the Tonle Sap.Doctor Seuss wrote:Sorry Horse.. were you trying to make a point???
If so, I missed it. It must have been too deep and meaningful. Please dumb it down.
What have we missed my little freakshow fuck-toy? Perhaps we missed the chance to stop your uncle fucking your mother and spawning a disaster? Perhaps I missed the opportunity to stamp on your kittens and head-butt your wife?You and Logos have both missed something here.
You don't need me to make you look a dick do you Seuss? Nice work.I am merely replying to the insults you heap upon me.. if you cant handlt the heat ... get out of the kitchen (GREAT USE OF CLICHE!)
God fuck it! I nearly finished reading your whole post that time. Something about something happening sometime or something, got it. Following on my great success of giving Andrew_G's mother a brain tumour I will concentrate all my negative thought waves upon bringing on the death of you and your doomed family. I have a mental picture of what you look like and I think I still have a few pictures of your wife somewhere. DIE DIE DIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE!!!If you want to insult me.. its cool... and funny.. But I WILL keep replying in kind.
For the record Horse, I spend about 1 hour on internet related activities 4 or 5 days a week. And yes, I DO have a life... I dont spend all my life aneathestised by a drug stupor (take a long look at yourself before levelling such insults at others).
BURP...
Its official: you've just bored the shit out of me.
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