The Benedictine Chronicles
Damn. An amusing start to a fine August day in the UK dampened with the sheet from a wetted bed already.
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I didn't think it was too bad. I found it entertaining. It seems the Gibbon is more eloquent and in his element when it comes to eggs benedict than erotic undertakings.LexusSchmexus wrote:Too many adjectives. Tried too hard. Did not read. Bye Andy.
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It's tortuously over-written bollocks, like all of this try hard stuff. Why use the phrase 'Domiciling in . .' when he could really meant 'Living in'.Joon wrote:I didn't think it was too bad. I found it entertaining. It seems the Gibbon is more eloquent and in his element when it comes to eggs benedict than erotic undertakings.LexusSchmexus wrote:Too many adjectives. Tried too hard. Did not read. Bye Andy.
First rule of writing: less is more.
I'm at a loss to undeserstand the outbreak of enuresis that occurs each time this funny fucker posts, particularly amongst some of the bigger girls in the dorm, who can most certainly dish it out.
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Can't disagree with that. Most of Gib's digs are harmlessly amusing. Instead of attempting to be the fun police, why not just do what you do with everyone else, and delete the ones you deem inappropriate?RobW wrote:I'm at a loss to undeserstand the outbreak of enuresis that occurs each time this funny fucker posts, particularly amongst some of the bigger girls in the dorm, who can most certainly dish it out.
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I'm pretty sure the big tough girls would take it graciously and dish it back in kind if they knew who was the cowardly sneaky cunt.RobW wrote:I'm at a loss to undeserstand the outbreak of enuresis that occurs each time this funny fucker posts, particularly amongst some of the bigger girls in the dorm, who can most certainly dish it out.
And yeah, I'm not convinced it's Andy anymore and I really feel bad at the thought of his being wrongly accused and the fucking Gibbon letting him get flamed.
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I think it's pretty obvious that the later gibbons were not the work of the original gibbon master. I think the evidence stacks up pretty well for our friend's involvement in the first incarnation.Joon wrote:I'm pretty sure the big tough girls would take it graciously and dish it back in kind if they knew who was the cowardly sneaky cunt.RobW wrote:I'm at a loss to undeserstand the outbreak of enuresis that occurs each time this funny fucker posts, particularly amongst some of the bigger girls in the dorm, who can most certainly dish it out.
And yeah, I'm not convinced it's Andy anymore and I really feel bad at the thought of his being wrongly accused and the fucking Gibbon letting him get flamed.
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I have no problem with the "ribbing" .. but I certainly have an issue with spineless cunt outing me by naming the company I work for.Starving Pelican wrote:Can't disagree with that. Most of Gib's digs are harmlessly amusing. Instead of attempting to be the fun police, why not just do what you do with everyone else, and delete the ones you deem inappropriate?RobW wrote:I'm at a loss to undeserstand the outbreak of enuresis that occurs each time this funny fucker posts, particularly amongst some of the bigger girls in the dorm, who can most certainly dish it out.
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Yeah, that wasn't cool, and posts like that should be deleted, as I said.Chuck Wow wrote:I have no problem with the "ribbing" .. but I certainly have an issue with spineless cunt outing me by naming the company I work for.Starving Pelican wrote:Can't disagree with that. Most of Gib's digs are harmlessly amusing. Instead of attempting to be the fun police, why not just do what you do with everyone else, and delete the ones you deem inappropriate?RobW wrote:I'm at a loss to undeserstand the outbreak of enuresis that occurs each time this funny fucker posts, particularly amongst some of the bigger girls in the dorm, who can most certainly dish it out.
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Woops. Meant to quote you not like your post.Joon wrote:I'm pretty sure the big tough girls would take it graciously and dish it back in kind if they knew who was the cowardly sneaky cunt.RobW wrote:I'm at a loss to undeserstand the outbreak of enuresis that occurs each time this funny fucker posts, particularly amongst some of the bigger girls in the dorm, who can most certainly dish it out.
And yeah, I'm not convinced it's Andy anymore and I really feel bad at the thought of his being wrongly accused and the fucking Gibbon letting him get flamed.
Anyway, what are you talking about? You want to know the identities of everyone on an Internet forum?
I have no idea who most of the people are. Thought that was the whole point of these things.
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That's the whole point ... VV/AC / CP made it is his / her mission to out people by snidely mentioning who they actually worked for ... which is pretty fucking low.RobW wrote:Woops. Meant to quote you not like your post.Joon wrote:I'm pretty sure the big tough girls would take it graciously and dish it back in kind if they knew who was the cowardly sneaky cunt.RobW wrote:I'm at a loss to undeserstand the outbreak of enuresis that occurs each time this funny fucker posts, particularly amongst some of the bigger girls in the dorm, who can most certainly dish it out.
And yeah, I'm not convinced it's Andy anymore and I really feel bad at the thought of his being wrongly accused and the fucking Gibbon letting him get flamed.
Anyway, what are you talking about? You want to know the identities of everyone on an Internet forum?
I have no idea who most of the people are. Thought that was the whole point of these things.
I am sure they (I am currently holding the opinion it is one or both of our cartographer "friends") would hate it if people starting mentioning their company name... but then how low will a man go when pushed?
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Well that'll teach you for working for the company that retrieves lobsters from Jayne Mansfield's arse.Chuck Wow wrote:That's the whole point ... VV/AC / CP made it is his / her mission to out people by snidely mentioning who they actually worked for ... which is pretty fucking low.RobW wrote:Woops. Meant to quote you not like your post.Joon wrote:I'm pretty sure the big tough girls would take it graciously and dish it back in kind if they knew who was the cowardly sneaky cunt.RobW wrote:I'm at a loss to undeserstand the outbreak of enuresis that occurs each time this funny fucker posts, particularly amongst some of the bigger girls in the dorm, who can most certainly dish it out.
And yeah, I'm not convinced it's Andy anymore and I really feel bad at the thought of his being wrongly accused and the fucking Gibbon letting him get flamed.
Anyway, what are you talking about? You want to know the identities of everyone on an Internet forum?
I have no idea who most of the people are. Thought that was the whole point of these things.
I am sure they (I am currently holding the opinion it is one or both of our cartographer "friends") would hate it if people starting mentioning their company name... but then how low will a man go when pushed?
My posts are just jokes, maybe they're rude, offensive, and politically incorrect. They're not my opinion, viewpoint, idea, or judgement, but they're just fucking jokes so lighten up.
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