slavedog wrote:I don't think so, but is there some way I can check? Some kind of test, perhaps. I'd like to know where I score on the fucking hipster scale.spitthedog wrote: Doesnt "maintaining" a beard make you a fucking hipster though?
Of course you are permitted to maintain your beard...however waxing and styling makes you a fucking hipster.
(Courtesy of The Tactical Beard Owners Club)