You are Single and Dont have Children.
It's being taken care of
The last 20 seconds are custom-made for Gary Crabtree.
The last 20 seconds are custom-made for Gary Crabtree.
That's not bad. Even better if it were a crime that turned a handy profit.Gin&Tonic wrote:My plan is that when I'm at the point that I can't look after myself I'll commit a crime that well have me imprisoned as this won't be a financial burden for my children plus I'll get better healthcare and accommodation than any aged care home in my price range.
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As far as I know I'm going to have my final liah bye bye haoii in the KOW. I want my kids to get out of here, it was my job to take care of them, I expect no reciprocity. When I feel like it's starting to go downhill health wise, it will be time to take a bottle of Jack Daniels and a handful of whatever and get a good view of sunset in Shitsville on the beach.
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I don't think it's a case necessarily of 'who's going to take care of whichever pronoun one cares to insert.'
It might more likely be a case of unto whom are (again, insert any pronoun) going to burden anyone with the responsibility, be it fiscal, spiritual or whatever, with the disposal of the useless lump of dead fish or flesh that we have the temerity to call 'bodies'.
What happens next remains to be seen (or, rather, experienced) but I hope my carcass can just be given as food for worms, plankton or whatever organism might feed off it.
It might more likely be a case of unto whom are (again, insert any pronoun) going to burden anyone with the responsibility, be it fiscal, spiritual or whatever, with the disposal of the useless lump of dead fish or flesh that we have the temerity to call 'bodies'.
What happens next remains to be seen (or, rather, experienced) but I hope my carcass can just be given as food for worms, plankton or whatever organism might feed off it.
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"with the disposal of the useless lump of dead fish or flesh that we have the temerity to call 'bodies'."
They (pronoun carefully inserted) can shove a bone up my ass and whistle for the dogs to haul me away.
They (pronoun carefully inserted) can shove a bone up my ass and whistle for the dogs to haul me away.
Any chance you'll have a work permit then? That would really surprise us!usernameavailable wrote:it will be time to take a bottle of Jack Daniels and a handful of whatever and get a good view of sunset in Shitsville on the beach.
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A totally out-dated concept, unless you are a rural Khmer, and I wouldn't bet on it even then because times are changing. I'd like to think that my son will still be on good terms with me by the time he matures and moves on, but I'm not expecting any more than that. Who the hell would want to waste their best years taking care of elderly relations?
Romantic Cambodia is dead and gone. It's with McKinley in the grave.
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If it's in the provinces, there won't be anything left when the dogs finish. They eat it all. If they miss a scrap, the ducks, chickens, and pigs will be coming. Bones, flesh, everything, gone. Like an air burial in some cultures. Except faster.
Don't worry, be happy.
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Are you on crack?newkidontheblock wrote:If it's in the provinces, there won't be anything left when the dogs finish. They eat it all. If they miss a scrap, the ducks, chickens, and pigs will be coming. Bones, flesh, everything, gone. Like an air burial in some cultures. Except faster.
Romantic Cambodia is dead and gone. It's with McKinley in the grave.
Lucky Lucan, will you and your wife make another,brother or sister for your only child? I hope you two do.
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That's not happening.
Romantic Cambodia is dead and gone. It's with McKinley in the grave.
Why not? All kids want a brother(s) and/or sister(s) in their opinion.
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I'm not going to discuss it here.Jep wrote:Why not? All kids want a brother(s) and/or sister(s) in their opinion.
Romantic Cambodia is dead and gone. It's with McKinley in the grave.
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