covering all bases thats for people who dont give a shitBillyB wrote:I once stayed in a hotel that had a top class automatic bidet seat, Japanese or Swiss brand I guess.
Hands free, press a button, sit back and everything happens, water spray without human intervention.
I did not like the look of it so I pressed the button for a preview, a plastic arm emerged from a hidden crevice with a massive dried turd on it, courtesy of a previous guest.
FFS!
5 star hotel question
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That was an artificial turd, for demo purposes only.Fa Canal wrote:covering all bases thats for people who dont give a shitBillyB wrote:I once stayed in a hotel that had a top class automatic bidet seat, Japanese or Swiss brand I guess.
Hands free, press a button, sit back and everything happens, water spray without human intervention.
I did not like the look of it so I pressed the button for a preview, a plastic arm emerged from a hidden crevice with a massive dried turd on it, courtesy of a previous guest.
FFS!
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You can't help but marvel at what us Brits have contributed to the human race over the last 500 years or so ;
The steam engine/ the industrial revolution, that transformed manufacturing and capitalism as we know it.
The television.
The agricultural revolution.
The pneumatic tire.
The jet engine.
But i wonder if all these achievements are somewhat negated by the fact that all of the British population still smear shit around their arseholes with paper in 2018?
The steam engine/ the industrial revolution, that transformed manufacturing and capitalism as we know it.
The television.
The agricultural revolution.
The pneumatic tire.
The jet engine.
But i wonder if all these achievements are somewhat negated by the fact that all of the British population still smear shit around their arseholes with paper in 2018?
"I don't care what the people are thinking, i ain't drunk i'm just drinking"
Some 2 and 3 star hotels don’t have bum guns. Lux, Teahouse, Le Grand Mekong etc.
It’s very disappointing.
It’s very disappointing.
pew, pew, pew, pew!
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Yes, I’m a belt and braces kinda guy.violet wrote:I believe arseholes need both paper and bumguns....if not need, at least benefit from.
Surely as a Brit that would be tyre?spitthedog wrote:The pneumatic tire.
Was there just a month ago and it was a pain in the ass (sic.) to time a morning dump just before a shower to feel a bit more 'at home' - fortunately it was hot enough to justify an afternoon shower too just in case an emergency dump was needed. Luckily London hotel bathrooms are so damn small you can reach the toilet with the shower head!spitthedog wrote:But i wonder if all these achievements are somewhat negated by the fact that all of the British population still smear shit around their arseholes with paper in 2018?
Meum est propositum in taberna mori,
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
ut sint Guinness proxima morientis ori.
tunc cantabunt letius angelorum chori:
"Sit Deus propitius huic potatori."
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