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Why do I not have a buzz from 10 cans of Angkor beer?

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 8:01 am
by 6EQUJ5
Is there some kind of quality control issue in Sihanoukville? This shit is labeled as 5% alcohol but it's like I've been drinking non-alcoholic beer all night. Don't have even the slightest buzz. I may as well have been drinking Perrier.

Re: Why do I not have a buzz from 10 cans of Angkor beer?

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 8:10 am
by Jaap
drink more!!!

:pissed:

Re: Why do I not have a buzz from 10 cans of Angkor beer?

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 8:14 am
by teamone
Maybe Cambodian beer is too weak for you?

Re: Why do I not have a buzz from 10 cans of Angkor beer?

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 8:39 am
by Jacked Camry
You're drinking too slowly.

Re: Why do I not have a buzz from 10 cans of Angkor beer?

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 10:20 am
by Dutchie
Do as the locals do:-use a straw. :cheers2:

Re: Why do I not have a buzz from 10 cans of Angkor beer?

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 11:30 am
by Lucky Lucan
Slam it by shaking it then sticking a hole in the bottom and letting it all spray down your throat in 5 seconds.

Re: Why do I not have a buzz from 10 cans of Angkor beer?

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 11:36 am
by potty
drink 20 beers and then drive to the police station...

they can measure...

or have a blood test in the hospital...

Re: Why do I not have a buzz from 10 cans of Angkor beer?

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 1:32 pm
by 6EQUJ5
potty wrote:drink 20 beers and then drive to the police station...

they can measure...

or have a blood test in the hospital...
Forget it, I bought a fifth of Jameson - no ambiguity about that shit! Half the bottle and you're good to go, no mystery, no bullshilt. Straight up Dublin debauchery. This Cambodian beer is like a roll of the drunk dice - maybe you'll get a buzz, maybe you won't. When I'm drinking, I don't really want to ponder the possibility of whether or not I'll get drunk. I prefer a kind of alcoholic guarantee.

Re: Why do I not have a buzz from 10 cans of Angkor beer?

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 4:20 pm
by indigo_design
Welcome to SVille.

You have found your true home.

Try the absinthe. :mrgreen:

Re: Why do I not have a buzz from 10 cans of Angkor beer?

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 4:31 pm
by vladimir
6EQUJ5 wrote: This shit is labeled as 5% alcohol but it's like I've been drinking non-alcoholic beer all night.
Try giving the horse clean water to drink.

Re: Why do I not have a buzz from 10 cans of Angkor beer?

Posted: Sat Oct 19, 2013 7:01 am
by Lucky Samnang
Don't do meth first (or after).



Or ever!

Re: Why do I not have a buzz from 10 cans of Angkor beer?

Posted: Sat Oct 19, 2013 8:32 am
by nightmare.believer
Dutchie wrote:Do as the locals do:-use a straw. :cheers2:
My sister and her friends used to swear this got them drunker on less beer. But this was the 80s, man, and they were chicks.
"Harden the fuck up."

Re: Why do I not have a buzz from 10 cans of Angkor beer?

Posted: Sat Oct 19, 2013 9:38 am
by Capital_9
Supposedly there is some scientific basis for getting drunker quicker from using a straw - something having to do with the vacuum in the straw, the boiling point of alcohol, vapors getting into the lungs, blah blah blah. But I'd also guess it takes a lot longer to punish a full beer through a straw then slamming it as LL mentioned.

If you are in a serious hunt for a quick-onset massive "I'm in SE Asia man, I'm supposed to be buzzing" buzz, I would recommend the following: First fast for two days. Then do a merciless high intensity work-out for about an hour - something that involves resistance training as well as sprinting up stairs, etc. Then, after (or while?) showering and deodorizing as fits your custom, slam five cans of Anchor in quick succession. If that does not have you feeling good, try fasting for three days.

Re: Why do I not have a buzz from 10 cans of Angkor beer?

Posted: Sat Oct 19, 2013 10:44 am
by Hanno
nightmare.believer wrote:
Dutchie wrote:Do as the locals do:-use a straw. :cheers2:
My sister and her friends used to swear this got them drunker on less beer. But this was the 80s, man, and they were chicks.
"Harden the fuck up."
Been debunked by Mythbusters a couple of years ago.

OP, if you don't have a buzz after 10 beers, you might want to take a close look at your alcohol consumption. Just saying ;)

Re: Why do I not have a buzz from 10 cans of Angkor beer?

Posted: Fri Oct 25, 2013 11:56 am
by cambod
Angkor Beer quality control?

There is no quality to control.