Why did Gonk almost get bottled at the Garage Bar
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youve just not got the bottle to drink in a dive bar!
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I don't know. I found out about it the following day when I checked our FB page. They had left a message saying there were coming to Sundance to 'sort this out', whatever it was. I didn't see the message and was anyway in KL.scoffer wrote:Scobie,
Is this when the "Boys for Hire "turned up at the wrong place, on the wrong night, and gave grief to the wrong establishment.
I understand the boys for hire did try to impress the locals with their " Look at me, I have a baseball bat".
This piece off wood has a higher IQ than me and my mate combined.
I also believe the manager of that establishment showed them some grace and allowed them to leave without major blood loss.
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Yes, one of them was banging away with a baseball bat. From what I heard from the manager and the barman it was all rather pathetically comical, than threatening.
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Nice work!Jamie_Lambo wrote:he had recently been fucking some other blokes missusscoffer wrote:
Now back on topic,
Why did Gonk almost get bottled at the Garage Bar.
bloke took him to one side and said he did him a favour and bought gonk a drink
bloke then tells him not to return for a few weeks while he gets over her
gonk says "he'll try stay away"
bloke buys bottle of beer and says "i bought this to smash over your head"
gonk pushes him and leaves...
you dont buy a bottle then go up to the person and tell them youve bought this bottle to smash on your head,
thats like a burglar going up to a house and ringing the doorbell, then when the person answers politely let them know that your about to rob their tele
i remember when my mate pulled some bird when we was out clubbing, and her brother came up to her saying "i've seen that Lambo in here, im going to go glass the cunt" (not realising that the lad with his sister was my wingman)
my mate comes up to me in the club and points the lad out at the bar, to which i go up and stand next to him and ordered a bottle of beer, tap him on the shoulder and handed him the beer and told him to have a go, ...then put him straight on his arse
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Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
Why are the gods such vicious cunts?
Where is the god of tits and wine?
Jamie_Lambo wrote: i remember when my mate pulled some bird when we was out clubbing, and her brother came up to her saying "i've seen that Lambo in here, im going to go glass the cunt" (not realising that the lad with his sister was my wingman)
my mate comes up to me in the club and points the lad out at the bar, to which i go up and stand next to him and ordered a bottle of beer, tap him on the shoulder and handed him the beer and told him to have a go, ...then put him straight on his arse
Which reminds me I'd rater have a bottle in front of me......................
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LoL, that was pretty fucking accurate indeed.Felgerkarb wrote:Nice work!Jamie_Lambo wrote:he had recently been fucking some other blokes missusscoffer wrote:
Now back on topic,
Why did Gonk almost get bottled at the Garage Bar.
bloke took him to one side and said he did him a favour and bought gonk a drink
bloke then tells him not to return for a few weeks while he gets over her
gonk says "he'll try stay away"
bloke buys bottle of beer and says "i bought this to smash over your head"
gonk pushes him and leaves...
you dont buy a bottle then go up to the person and tell them youve bought this bottle to smash on your head,
thats like a burglar going up to a house and ringing the doorbell, then when the person answers politely let them know that your about to rob their tele
i remember when my mate pulled some bird when we was out clubbing, and her brother came up to her saying "i've seen that Lambo in here, im going to go glass the cunt" (not realising that the lad with his sister was my wingman)
my mate comes up to me in the club and points the lad out at the bar, to which i go up and stand next to him and ordered a bottle of beer, tap him on the shoulder and handed him the beer and told him to have a go, ...then put him straight on his arse
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"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."
"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."
Has Badoo dried up for you already? What are you doing trolling for dregs down at Garage?General Mackevili wrote:LoL, that was pretty fucking accurate indeed.
Don't give up on those online sites man, there's some steaming hot Khmer trim to be had on there for sure. Just check out my avatar.
That's one of Pannasastra University's proudest alumna, at 2:47am, after 2 3/4 shots of Goldschlager, in the MEN's water-closet round the corner from G-Pub.
Don't let anyone tell you that Khmer chick can't throw down with the best of 'em and get funky with the cheese wiz, then bang you senseless 4 hours later.
Shoot! I read somewhere he was a bit of a tough guy, I didn't know he gets girls and contributors to sort shit out for him.Petrol Head wrote:Haha - I forgot about that one.Hoss wrote:There's only one solution, only one person who can sort out a Garage bar drama: SCOBIENZ
thepostman2020 wrote:Why am I and an American chap who is not even on Khmer440 member being threatened in the Garage Bar tonight?
He would like to fuck you scobiennz personally up and I wonder why not fuck you up?
scobienz you sort it out.
You fucking sort this out. If you want to talk in person.
I am not hiding behind a Pseudonym.
YOU scobiennz need to sort this out. As of 2100 this evening am already tired of sorting your shit out for you. Don't get female female bar staff to deal with this for you.
I normally go to the bar to drink beer and not to to babysit lunatics. Sort this shit out!
But i hear these days, 172 is more dangerous for your health if associated with Scooby.
Abou-Gor wrote: Shoot! I read somewhere he was a bit of a tough guy, I didn't know he gets girls and contributors to sort shit out for him.
Eh?
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That's been his MO from day one. He's loath to admit it but actually Scoobs has a number of lookalikes to patronize Sundance etc and to divert the blows, à la Saddam Hussein. How you think I got my handle ? I just happened to be the 3rd stand in after the 1st ended up in Calmette and #2 resigned as it was getting too hot.Shoot! I read somewhere he was a bit of a tough guy, I didn't know he gets girls and contributors to sort shit out for him.
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Hoss wrote:Just check out my avatar.
That's one of Pannasastra University's proudest alumna, at 2:47am, after 2 3/4 shots of Goldschlager, in the MEN's water-closet round the corner from G-Pub.
Yeah, funny that it's been on this site for more than 2 years:
https://ifunny.co/fun/KIhAlTS22
Romantic Cambodia is dead and gone. It's with McKinley in the grave.
Yeah... funny huh, yeah, everything I type on here is true hanky. Great sleuth-work bud. You da man!!Lucky Lucan wrote:Yeah, funny
Need I remind you how much you dislike it when my cross-hairs are pointed your way? So how about you stay in your corner and and I'll stay in mine...savvy?
Anyway, you're more amusing when you're either posting (a) pithy, disdainful replies at 1:56am to new member's muffin-headed queries or (b) pretty much any and everything in the History and Culture forum.
So just keep at that.
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