How do you get on with these?

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How do you get on with these?

Postby spitthedog » Wed Sep 12, 2018 8:35 am

Woke up first thing this morning needing a crap. Got out of bed,back and joints feeling stiff, achilles not loosend up yet.

Pushed open the bathroom door, and let out an "Oh God" as i remembered.
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Should i wait and do it in the woods? I thought. It looks so high.

"It's like fugging gymnastics!!", i shouted to the girlfriend, as i propped myself up against the wall with one hand whilst using the gun with the other, trying not to let my 6ft frame fall
over perched on the balls of my feet.

How do they not get nasty overspray everywhere i wondered? Do they have a fighter pilot or navy seal snipers aim? There's water spraying everywhere. Shitting in the woods the other day was so much more civilized and so much easier than perched up here.

They are not for anglo saxons right? Right??
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Re: How do you get on with these?

Postby pedros » Wed Sep 12, 2018 8:46 am

Back in the day, when I first moved out to the sticks, that was my only option and no bum gun either and it was outside. Back then it was standard, even in the local big restaurant (I think even still does), so there was no escape.

One of my first major accomplishment was building an annex with not one, but 2 sit down shitters. Later, I built the house, and SDS were a priority.

My workplace still uses the old school style, whiuch is a shame, as I used to enjoy taking 20 minutes to park my fudge on company dime, in the past. Now I make sure I go before leaving the house.
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Re: How do you get on with these?

Postby Fa Canal » Wed Sep 12, 2018 8:54 am

went into the bathroom/toilet to do something and the BG was sitting on it like you would sit on a standard toilet,was only then after months of contortions that i understood how to do it
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Re: How do you get on with these?

Postby ផោមក្លិនស្អុយ » Wed Sep 12, 2018 8:59 am

Fa Canal wrote:went into the toilet to do something and the BG was sitting on it like you would sit on a standard toilet,was only then after months of contortions that i understood how to do it

You seem to have a pretty close relationship with your BodyGuard.
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Re: How do you get on with these?

Postby Fa Canal » Wed Sep 12, 2018 9:06 am

BarGirl was long ago when i still did some attraction to these, long before the meth yaba whatever epidemic took hold
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Re: How do you get on with these?

Postby kinard » Wed Sep 12, 2018 1:14 pm

Fa Canal wrote:BarGirl was long ago when i still did some attraction to these, long before the meth yaba whatever epidemic took hold

So Fa Canal is the chicken, should have guessed.
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Re: How do you get on with these?

Postby ផោមក្លិនស្អុយ » Wed Sep 12, 2018 1:33 pm

kinard wrote:
Fa Canal wrote:BarGirl was long ago when i still did some attraction to these, long before the meth yaba whatever epidemic took hold

So Fa Canal is the chicken, should have guessed.

I’m not sure, I think Fa Canal is a reincarnation of Sociopath.
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Re: How do you get on with these?

Postby Fa Canal » Wed Sep 12, 2018 2:11 pm

actually i am a reincarnation of your mother, i just come here to spy on you Image
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Re: How do you get on with these?

Postby Fa Canal » Wed Sep 12, 2018 2:40 pm

.. and to dob you in for being druggies..
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Re: How do you get on with these?

Postby horace » Wed Sep 12, 2018 3:11 pm

In answer to the question no problem in squatting as long as there is a wall or something to help one get back up and as long as there is a bum gun. The big bucket and little bowl is my down fall.
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Re: How do you get on with these?

Postby YaTingPom » Wed Sep 12, 2018 3:26 pm

I usually take my shorts and boxers off and hang them up. Then lean against the wall grab a bowl of water and sloosh my nethers.

If it’s a particularly messy plop I get the soap or shampoo and give a quick once over. Wet bum is better than a shitty bum.
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Re: How do you get on with these?

Postby AnassRamaIV » Mon Sep 17, 2018 11:27 pm

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