Cambodian Monkeys
Cambodian Monkeys
I live in Kep now. Tons of monekys in my backyard. They come in a big groups about two times a week. Not so big, very long tail, males got super big balls. Does anybody know what species?
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Tell the tuktuk's to park somewhere else mate.
Those damn monkeys are fascinating, but they are similar to pikies - set up unanounced in whatever neighborhood they can, and always on the look out for thieving something.
The one with the biggest balls will often bare his fangs at you. He's telling you he's top dog and can you please fuck off away from his chicks.
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that sounds funnyspitthedog wrote: ↑Tue Sep 03, 2019 2:45 pm
The one with the biggest balls will often bare his fangs at you. He's telling you he's top dog and can you please fuck off away from his chicks.
but is spot on
I had a minor altercation with him just now. He walked right through my house as if he owned it. Took my coffee packs on the way through, and wouldn't hand them over, even after I swung and hit him with the broom. The monkeys were there also.spitthedog wrote: ↑Tue Sep 03, 2019 2:45 pmTell the tuktuk's to park somewhere else mate.
Those damn monkeys are fascinating, but they are similar to pikies - set up unanounced in whatever neighborhood they can, and always on the look out for thieving something.
The one with the biggest balls will often bare his fangs at you. He's telling you he's top dog and can you please fuck off away from his chicks.
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Monkeys are cunts generally.
Don't make eye contact with them and smile as they take that as a sign of aggression.
Get a slingshot and load it.
Don't make eye contact with them and smile as they take that as a sign of aggression.
Get a slingshot and load it.
Agree. Horrible bastards.Just Robbed wrote: ↑Wed Sep 25, 2019 2:41 amMonkeys are cunts generally.
Don't make eye contact with them and smile as they take that as a sign of aggression.
Get a slingshot and load it.
Give them pain from the outset and they should keep away.
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RobW wrote: ↑Wed Sep 25, 2019 9:05 amAgree. Horrible bastards.Just Robbed wrote: ↑Wed Sep 25, 2019 2:41 amMonkeys are cunts generally.
Don't make eye contact with them and smile as they take that as a sign of aggression.
Get a slingshot and load it.
Give them pain from the outset and they should keep away.
In the wild, they are actually very shy. Problems start when people start feeding them. Had a problem with monkeys in a hotel and we had to cull some. Best time was during high tea, much to the horror of the guests. But again, had they not started feeding them, we wouldn't have had to waste them...
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