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Postby pedros » Wed Dec 20, 2017 8:00 pm

(Florida) Man ate loads of MDMA then stole boat because ‘the swans don’t judge me’

A man who ate a ‘large quantity’ of MDMA tablets was arrested after getting stranded on an island, telling police, ‘The swans don’t judge me.’

Swans are very non-judgemental, to be fair. Keith Thurston, 36, was found sitting on a fountain in the middle of Lake Eola at 4am, police said, according to the Orlando Sentinel. The police reported that he had taken a ‘large quantity’ of MDMA tablets, and ‘wanted to go be with the swans because they don’t judge him.’

Thurston had stolen a swan boat to get out to the island, but had failed to tie it up and it had drifted away. He was taken to hospital after the police found him screaming for help.

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Postby maven » Thu Dec 21, 2017 6:48 pm

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/ ... 07273.html

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Phillip Winikoff, 81, Allegedly Impersonated Doctor, Performed Breast Exams
By David Lohr

An 81-year-old Florida man, who police say posed as a door-to-door physician and duped at least two women into having their breasts examined, has struck a plea deal with prosecutors.

Phillip Winikoff was charged in 2006 with three counts of sexual battery, two counts of practicing medicine without a license, two counts of simple battery and one count of using the title of doctor without a license.

Winikoff, of Coconut Creek, was 76 years old when police arrested him for fondling two women’s breasts and genitals while masquerading as a doctor giving free, unsolicited checkups in an apartment complex.

On Tuesday, his lawyers told Broward Circuit Judge Sandra Perlman that they had reached a deal with prosecutors. The attorneys were late arriving in court, so Perlman, who had another trial to oversee, said she would reschedule the plea hearing. No firm date was set, The Sun Sentinel reported.

Five years ago, Winikoff, carrying a black “doctor’s” bag, went to an apartment complex in Lauderdale Lakes. The phony doctor knocked on a unit belonging to a 36-year-old woman. He allegedly said he was visiting on behalf of a local hospital.

“He told the woman that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams,” Broward County Sheriff’s Office spokesman Hugh Graf said.

The unwitting patient let Winikoff into her apartment and he began the exam. After allegedly touching the victim’s chest, Winikoff moved an ungloved hand to the woman’s genitals and further molested her.

Suspecting that Winikoff was not a real doctor, the victim contacted the sheriff’s office. When deputies arrived, the white-haired, fake physician had already left. He did not go far, however. Instead of fleeing the area, Winikoff found another victim, a 33-year-old woman who lived in the same apartment complex as the first victim, police said.

The second victim told police a similar story, saying Winikoff had presented himself as a doctor who was in the area giving free breast exams. Again, the woman let Winikoff into her apartment and again, he allegedly sexually battered his victim.

Deputies later located Winikoff and took the phony physician into custody without incident.

Phillip Winikoff Criminal Complaint

According to Graf, Winikoff was not licensed to practice medicine. At the time of his arrest, he was employed at an automobile dealership as a shuttle driver.

In November, authorities in Idaho investigated a similar case, involving a 37-year-old woman who allegedly impersonated a plastic surgeon and conducted breast exams in local bars. The disposition of that case is not immediately clear.

Neither the prosecution nor the defense has commented on whether Winikoff’s plea deal includes any jail time. Had the case gone to trial, Winikoff would have faced up to 55 years behind bars.
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