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If it takes a donkey a week to walk a fortnight , how many apples are in a barrel of grapes ?
Nothing but an opinionated tourist. The Pope spends more time in countries than I do ! It is also not my place to comment on a gentleman's dress. A real 23 minute wonder, that obviously knows little about ovens and cooking in Cambodia.
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By my calculations, the answer is:EdinWigan wrote:If it takes a donkey a week to walk a fortnight , how many apples are in a barrel of grapes ?
42 mph at junction 27
She said, "Coffee, Beer, Vodka, Cigarettes and MJ?"
I replied, "Yep, that's my shopping list... ...Holy shit, that's my life!"
I replied, "Yep, that's my shopping list... ...Holy shit, that's my life!"
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Obviously, a forensic accountant.peppery wrote:By my calculations, the answer is:EdinWigan wrote:If it takes a donkey a week to walk a fortnight , how many apples are in a barrel of grapes ?
42 mph at junction 27
இ லொவெ ம்ய் டௌக்ஹ்டெர்ஸ் மொரெ தன் அன்ய்தின்க் இன் தெ வொர்ல்ட்
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Nothing but an opinionated tourist. The Pope spends more time in countries than I do ! It is also not my place to comment on a gentleman's dress. A real 23 minute wonder, that obviously knows little about ovens and cooking in Cambodia.
Vegan is an ancient tribal name given to people who couldn't hunt, fish or light a fuckin' fire.
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START of a Scottish recipe;
First borrow three eggs.
START of a Scottish recipe;
First borrow three eggs.
Husband says:
Why are these Broken Condoms on our couch.
Wife replies:
Would you please call our children by their real manes.
Why are these Broken Condoms on our couch.
Wife replies:
Would you please call our children by their real manes.
I refuse to go out with nothing more than a whimper followed by a small farting sound and a shit stain on my bed sheets..
Just thought I'd share that with you.
Just thought I'd share that with you.
Would you like to leave? (sweetly said to a woman in a bar after copious amounts of alcohol and small talk)
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'Umm... not yet'.
'Have you lived here all your life?'
'Umm... not yet'.
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