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What do lawyers use for contraception?
Their personalities.
Their personalities.
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A theatre show being performed by schizophrenics and homosexuals descended into chaos last night when someone in the audience shouted, "He's behind you".
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A woman goes into the doctors with a piece of lettuce sticking out the top of her knickers....
the doctor said what's that....
she replied oh that's only the tip of the iceberg...
the doctor said what's that....
she replied oh that's only the tip of the iceberg...
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I was born with nothing,and I still have most of it left !
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I am not saying I am is fat....but they are planning to build Phnom Penh's second airport on my ass....
I was born with nothing,and I still have most of it left !
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Is that off the ring road?General Chatter wrote:I am not saying I am is fat....but they are planning to build Phnom Penh's second airport on my ass....
ירי ילדים והפצצת אזרחים דורש אומץ, כמו גם הטרדה מינית של עובדי ההוראה.
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There is no I in team, but there are plenty in a “Platitude quoting Idiot “
Nothing but an opinionated tourist. The Pope spends more time in countries than I do ! It is also not my place to comment on a gentleman's dress. A real 23 minute wonder, that obviously knows little about ovens and cooking in Cambodia.
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How to call a group of Chinese who dislike black folks? The Krupux Clan! (Stolen from Jeroom)
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If you don’t know what introspection is – you need to take a long, hard look at yourself
Nothing but an opinionated tourist. The Pope spends more time in countries than I do ! It is also not my place to comment on a gentleman's dress. A real 23 minute wonder, that obviously knows little about ovens and cooking in Cambodia.
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Was that a one liner?Stagger Lee wrote:Is this a one-liner?jackrossi wrote:my new avatar
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