The one liners thread
'You look like you fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down'
Alan partridge - 'You know what this room says to me - aqua. Which is French for water'
'Have you always been this stupid or did you have to get up early every day to practice?'
'In the quiet words of the virgin mary, come again?'
'Lets make like a tampon and get out of this bloody hole'
'Lets make like a donkey's dick and hit the road'
Alan partridge - 'You know what this room says to me - aqua. Which is French for water'
'Have you always been this stupid or did you have to get up early every day to practice?'
'In the quiet words of the virgin mary, come again?'
'Lets make like a tampon and get out of this bloody hole'
'Lets make like a donkey's dick and hit the road'
-
- I Love 440 More Than Real Life
- Reactions: 0
- Posts: 2785
- Joined: Fri Jun 23, 2006 8:26 am
I don't remember leaving, so I guess we didn't go.
I usually take a two hour nap, from one to four.
You can observe a lot just by watching.
Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
Once, Yogi's wife Carmen asked, "Yogi, you are from St. Louis, we live in
Carmen said "I took Tim to see Doctor Zhivago today." Yogi replied, "What the hell's wrong with him now?"
You better cut the pizza in four pieces. I'm not hungry enough to eat eight.
If you ask me a question I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
I really didn't say everything I said.
All from Yogi Berra
I usually take a two hour nap, from one to four.
You can observe a lot just by watching.
Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
Once, Yogi's wife Carmen asked, "Yogi, you are from St. Louis, we live in
Carmen said "I took Tim to see Doctor Zhivago today." Yogi replied, "What the hell's wrong with him now?"
You better cut the pizza in four pieces. I'm not hungry enough to eat eight.
If you ask me a question I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
I really didn't say everything I said.
All from Yogi Berra
-
- I've got nothing better to do
- Reactions: 0
- Posts: 79
- Joined: Tue Jan 05, 2010 6:23 am
-
- Requiescat In Pace
- Reactions: 2
- Posts: 13463
- Joined: Mon Aug 25, 2003 11:32 am
- the_purple_turtle
- 2000+ Posts! Aghh I Have No Mates
- Reactions: 4
- Posts: 2136
- Joined: Tue Dec 29, 2009 9:26 pm
-
- Requiescat In Pace
- Reactions: 2
- Posts: 13463
- Joined: Mon Aug 25, 2003 11:32 am
Howard Zinn is to history as Jerry Lewis is to comedy. Only the French are really buyin' it.
It's 2010 and there's still no riding vacuum cleaner??
John Holmes was too big to fail and he didn't need no stimulus package, wink wink, nudge nudge.
Maybe she should 'go changing, to try and please me'.... ever think about that Billy Joel?
"I got a 'Tickle Me Dahmer' doll" (Charlie Brown's worst Christmas ever).
SAT Analogy #965: John Cage is to 4'33" as ancient Greek female is to philosophy.
Why did Lady Gaga come out of Marilyn Manson's closet....or should that be the punchline?
Old tweets of mine...
It's 2010 and there's still no riding vacuum cleaner??
John Holmes was too big to fail and he didn't need no stimulus package, wink wink, nudge nudge.
Maybe she should 'go changing, to try and please me'.... ever think about that Billy Joel?
"I got a 'Tickle Me Dahmer' doll" (Charlie Brown's worst Christmas ever).
SAT Analogy #965: John Cage is to 4'33" as ancient Greek female is to philosophy.
Why did Lady Gaga come out of Marilyn Manson's closet....or should that be the punchline?
Old tweets of mine...
-
- Similar Topics
- Replies
- Views
- Last post
-
-
The (nothing) bad happens in Kampot thread
by Bong Burgundy » Sat May 27, 2023 10:48 am » in Cambodia Speakeasy - 2 Replies
- 666 Views
-
Last post by Bong Burgundy
Sat May 27, 2023 4:20 pm
-
-
- 1 Replies
- 2101 Views
-
Last post by Alexandra
Thu Oct 22, 2020 4:23 pm
-
- 26 Replies
- 4882 Views
-
Last post by Sonic1
Tue Feb 04, 2020 10:56 am