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I am not saying I am is fat....but they are planning to build Phnom Penh's second airport on my ass....
I was born with nothing,and I still have most of it left !
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Is that off the ring road?General Chatter wrote:I am not saying I am is fat....but they are planning to build Phnom Penh's second airport on my ass....
ירי ילדים והפצצת אזרחים דורש אומץ, כמו גם הטרדה מינית של עובדי ההוראה.
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There is no I in team, but there are plenty in a “Platitude quoting Idiot “
Nothing but an opinionated tourist. The Pope spends more time in countries than I do ! It is also not my place to comment on a gentleman's dress. A real 23 minute wonder, that obviously knows little about ovens and cooking in Cambodia.
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How to call a group of Chinese who dislike black folks? The Krupux Clan! (Stolen from Jeroom)
Disclaimer:Reading Khminglish can cause a persistent and seriously disturbed perception of reality...
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If you don’t know what introspection is – you need to take a long, hard look at yourself
Nothing but an opinionated tourist. The Pope spends more time in countries than I do ! It is also not my place to comment on a gentleman's dress. A real 23 minute wonder, that obviously knows little about ovens and cooking in Cambodia.
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Was that a one liner?Stagger Lee wrote:Is this a one-liner?jackrossi wrote:my new avatar
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If it takes a donkey a week to walk a fortnight , how many apples are in a barrel of grapes ?
Nothing but an opinionated tourist. The Pope spends more time in countries than I do ! It is also not my place to comment on a gentleman's dress. A real 23 minute wonder, that obviously knows little about ovens and cooking in Cambodia.
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By my calculations, the answer is:EdinWigan wrote:If it takes a donkey a week to walk a fortnight , how many apples are in a barrel of grapes ?
42 mph at junction 27
She said, "Coffee, Beer, Vodka, Cigarettes and MJ?"
I replied, "Yep, that's my shopping list... ...Holy shit, that's my life!"
I replied, "Yep, that's my shopping list... ...Holy shit, that's my life!"
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Obviously, a forensic accountant.peppery wrote:By my calculations, the answer is:EdinWigan wrote:If it takes a donkey a week to walk a fortnight , how many apples are in a barrel of grapes ?
42 mph at junction 27
இ லொவெ ம்ய் டௌக்ஹ்டெர்ஸ் மொரெ தன் அன்ய்தின்க் இன் தெ வொர்ல்ட்
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