The one liners thread
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Are large groups of cultured people with opposing views mass-debaters?
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ירי ילדים והפצצת אזרחים דורש אומץ, כמו גם הטרדה מינית של עובדי ההוראה.
Say hello to my little friend! - Scarface
If you were my wife, madam, I would take it. - Churchill
My god, what have we done? - Robert Lewis, Commander of the Enola Gay
What the fuck? - my friend the first time he tried shrooms
May I suck your dick? - a Japanese woman said to me the first time we were in bed. Grudgingly, I said OK. LOL!
With friends like you, who need enemas? - unknown
Well, it's just you and me tonight, pal. - my friend who was stood up, looking at his right hand
The urger to urinate increases as the distant between you and the bathroom decreases - my Dad, god rest his soul
If you were my wife, madam, I would take it. - Churchill
My god, what have we done? - Robert Lewis, Commander of the Enola Gay
What the fuck? - my friend the first time he tried shrooms
May I suck your dick? - a Japanese woman said to me the first time we were in bed. Grudgingly, I said OK. LOL!
With friends like you, who need enemas? - unknown
Well, it's just you and me tonight, pal. - my friend who was stood up, looking at his right hand
The urger to urinate increases as the distant between you and the bathroom decreases - my Dad, god rest his soul
If it's neither here nor there, then where the hell is it?
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'Lack of money is the root of all evil.'
Again, GBS.
'The Italians are just being Italians. They're very good at it!'
Brian Clough (God rest his soul.)
'We stand shoulder to shoulder behind the Prime Minister.' Can't remember who, but some British politician.
Again, GBS.
'The Italians are just being Italians. They're very good at it!'
Brian Clough (God rest his soul.)
'We stand shoulder to shoulder behind the Prime Minister.' Can't remember who, but some British politician.
O, let me not be mad, not mad, sweet heaven
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"Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?"
"Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better." September 24, 2001
from our dear friend, gw bush (doesn't deserve capitals, except in punishment)
"Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better." September 24, 2001
from our dear friend, gw bush (doesn't deserve capitals, except in punishment)
ירי ילדים והפצצת אזרחים דורש אומץ, כמו גם הטרדה מינית של עובדי ההוראה.
" you can lead a horse to water, but you can not make it drink." - unknown
" you can lead a whore to culture, but you can not make her think." - Truman Capote.
" you can lead a whore to culture, but you can not make her think." - Truman Capote.
"Not my circus, not my monkeys" - KiR
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'" you can lead a horse to water, but you can not make it drink."
You can if you feed it Salt n' vinegar potato chips first. (me)
You can if you feed it Salt n' vinegar potato chips first. (me)
ירי ילדים והפצצת אזרחים דורש אומץ, כמו גם הטרדה מינית של עובדי ההוראה.
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One of my favourites is from the Goons:
A: I'm going to change my name from Fred Smells.
B: What are you going to change it to?
A: Charlie smells!
A: I'm going to change my name from Fred Smells.
B: What are you going to change it to?
A: Charlie smells!
O, let me not be mad, not mad, sweet heaven
Going to Starbucks for coffee is like going to prison for sex. You know you're going to get it, but it's going to be rough.
Give a jackass an education and you get a smartass.
37% of Americans agree that while they would hate being British, they wouldn't mind having a British accent.
Muslim extremists.
Doing for organized religion what Fred and Rose West did for hitch-hiking.
Give a jackass an education and you get a smartass.
37% of Americans agree that while they would hate being British, they wouldn't mind having a British accent.
Muslim extremists.
Doing for organized religion what Fred and Rose West did for hitch-hiking.
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