The one liners thread
Amy gets to the Pearly Gates and finds a queue of 76 people in front of her.
Because she's clucking a bit and is keen to get in and score she walks to the front and explains her predicament.
The gatesman apologises and explains that they are having trouble finding a Norwegain interpreter.
Boom boom.
Because she's clucking a bit and is keen to get in and score she walks to the front and explains her predicament.
The gatesman apologises and explains that they are having trouble finding a Norwegain interpreter.
Boom boom.
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My mate Paddy just called to say that he ransacked an Argos store last night during the riots...he has 500 Argos catalogues if anybody wants one..
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The Met will be using water cannons in London tonight, with the addition of a little Persil to stop the colours running!
Never been here before,love this stuff.
I should remember lots but cant.
I used to write pithy one liners to the australian first byte section often.
I was invited to go on radio national one night with several other smart arses from other cities and read some stuff we had written and discuss the writings and our points of view.
One woman from sydney was really clever.
After the british destroyer hit the rock off lord howe island about ten years ago she wrote two words-Lord how?
It was a disaster,especially for the skipper,the repairs cost hundreds of millions of pounds i think.
But the rock wasnt on the chart!
I should remember lots but cant.
I used to write pithy one liners to the australian first byte section often.
I was invited to go on radio national one night with several other smart arses from other cities and read some stuff we had written and discuss the writings and our points of view.
One woman from sydney was really clever.
After the british destroyer hit the rock off lord howe island about ten years ago she wrote two words-Lord how?
It was a disaster,especially for the skipper,the repairs cost hundreds of millions of pounds i think.
But the rock wasnt on the chart!
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They went on to loot Ladbrokes - and lost fifty quid,the_purple_turtle wrote:My mate Paddy just called to say that he ransacked an Argos store last night during the riots...he has 500 Argos catalogues if anybody wants one..
I came, I argued, I'm out
It truly is a great wall.
-- Richard Nixon, while visiting the Great Wall of China
-- Richard Nixon, while visiting the Great Wall of China
no matter where you go you'll still be between your ears
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A duck goes into Felgerkarb's bar...
Duck: Got any bread?
Felgerkarb: No.
Duck: Got any bread?
Felgerkarb: No, and if you ask me if I've got any bread again I'm gonna nail your beak to the bar.
Duck: Got any nails?
Felgerkarb: Erm... no.
Duck: Got any bread?
Duck: Got any bread?
Felgerkarb: No.
Duck: Got any bread?
Felgerkarb: No, and if you ask me if I've got any bread again I'm gonna nail your beak to the bar.
Duck: Got any nails?
Felgerkarb: Erm... no.
Duck: Got any bread?
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Please spay or neuter your pets! This is a tragic example of an in-bred dog!
Please spay or neuter your pets! This is a tragic example of an in-bred dog!
k440, something to do when you're pissed.
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if you liked that you'll like this
if you liked that you'll like this
k440, something to do when you're pissed.
My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that….2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.
I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!! At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.
I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!! At least I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.
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knock knock: Who is it?
scary voice: I am the ...VIPER!
terrified: Aaah, why have you come?
German accent: I've come to vipe your vindows.
scary voice: I am the ...VIPER!
terrified: Aaah, why have you come?
German accent: I've come to vipe your vindows.
ירי ילדים והפצצת אזרחים דורש אומץ, כמו גם הטרדה מינית של עובדי ההוראה.
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