The one liners thread
'Statistically speaking 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape'
'You're about as much use as a nun's tits'
'Why do you always find something in the last place you look?'
'Becuase if you kept looking after you had found it you'd be a dickhead'
'War does not determine who is right, only who is left'
'Having sex is like playing bridge - if you don't have a good partner then you'd better have a good hand'
'Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks in captivity they can train a human to stand at the edge of a pool and throw them fish'
'Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity'
'You're about as much use as a nun's tits'
'Why do you always find something in the last place you look?'
'Becuase if you kept looking after you had found it you'd be a dickhead'
'War does not determine who is right, only who is left'
'Having sex is like playing bridge - if you don't have a good partner then you'd better have a good hand'
'Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks in captivity they can train a human to stand at the edge of a pool and throw them fish'
'Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity'
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'You look like you fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down'
Alan partridge - 'You know what this room says to me - aqua. Which is French for water'
'Have you always been this stupid or did you have to get up early every day to practice?'
'In the quiet words of the virgin mary, come again?'
'Lets make like a tampon and get out of this bloody hole'
'Lets make like a donkey's dick and hit the road'
Alan partridge - 'You know what this room says to me - aqua. Which is French for water'
'Have you always been this stupid or did you have to get up early every day to practice?'
'In the quiet words of the virgin mary, come again?'
'Lets make like a tampon and get out of this bloody hole'
'Lets make like a donkey's dick and hit the road'
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I don't remember leaving, so I guess we didn't go.
I usually take a two hour nap, from one to four.
You can observe a lot just by watching.
Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
Once, Yogi's wife Carmen asked, "Yogi, you are from St. Louis, we live in
Carmen said "I took Tim to see Doctor Zhivago today." Yogi replied, "What the hell's wrong with him now?"
You better cut the pizza in four pieces. I'm not hungry enough to eat eight.
If you ask me a question I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
I really didn't say everything I said.
All from Yogi Berra
I usually take a two hour nap, from one to four.
You can observe a lot just by watching.
Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
Once, Yogi's wife Carmen asked, "Yogi, you are from St. Louis, we live in
Carmen said "I took Tim to see Doctor Zhivago today." Yogi replied, "What the hell's wrong with him now?"
You better cut the pizza in four pieces. I'm not hungry enough to eat eight.
If you ask me a question I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
I really didn't say everything I said.
All from Yogi Berra
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