“Hello Bob, how’s your piles?” “Bloody agony, Bert, thanks for asking. I’d love to sit & chat but I’ve forgotten me inflatable bum ring.”
Up early today to give Maureen a lift to West London. I might try and take her up the Staines bypass. Laterz.
Maureen was watching a clip of the Beatles. “When Paul goes ‘ooooooh’ his mouth looks like a cat’s arse”. Ned went upstairs. He loves Macca.
It’s reggae tribute act night tonite at the Crown. Barry’s new band, Bazwad, are supported by blind reggae act, Bob, Marlene & the Braillers