The downside of turning 40

[gavinmac]

I saw the doctor today for my first annual physical since turning 40. You guys know what that means.

The incident only lasted 5 seconds, but it was a violent five seconds. I've never had anything shoved in there before except a little thermometer when I was kid. And once a girl in Bangkok made some incidental penetration back there with her pinky. That's it. So I was basically a virgin. Not anymore. Now I know what prison is like.

When it was over, my doctor told me "You're lucky, I have thin fingers." I beg to differ.

[kinard]

Digital examination is the way to go; a psa test on its own can be unreliable sometimes. My Dad had his first about two years ago when he discovered his usual Dr. had been replaced by a female Scot Dr. named Lara. Within a week he had told all his pals and they were making appointments to see Dr. Lara... My dad is 86years old and Dr. Lara is 40 by his estimation. My dad is happy.

[johnny99]

GM,

Just pray to god you never need a Prostate biopsy.

johnny

[Felgerkarb]

Nothing better than a doctor known as, The Knuckler. *shudder*

[scoffer]

I was basically a virgin. Not anymore.

So is this post your way of coming out of the closet ?

[eight]

The downside of turning 40 is you can still remember the day, not so long ago ,that you were wearing nappies. I'm just days away from turning 65, and the upside is, I cannot remember ever wearing nappies.

[barangdave]

The downside of turning 40 is you can still remember the day, not so long ago ,that you were wearing nappies. I'm just days away from turning 65, and the upside is, I cannot remember ever wearing nappies.

But you could be only a decade or so off wearing them again.......

[Walter White]

I just had a similar experience at a university teaching hospital clinic. It wasn't as bad as I'd expected, but the three pretty female med students in the exam room didn't help matters. I was in for a testosterone replacement prescription, so I also had to answer dozens of questions about my day-to-day sex life while my pants were down around my ankles. Feeling vulnerable, I was tempted to compensate by boasting of past sexual prowess, but remembering my objective was to walk out with a script in hand, I shared all of the humiliating details of my recently departed libido.

I'm happy to report that the treatment has exceeded expectations. Wonderful stuff. Libido, energy levels and drive have all come back to me and I feel ten years younger. I'd recommend it to anyone over the age of 40. The Testosterone is not too bad either.

[shizzle]

I had a similar experience during a bout with campylobacter about 10 years ago. I had a total of four fingers shoved up my ass that day. I think I would have felt less violated if they had at least taken the time to give me a bit of a wipe, rather than just leaving me with the lube slowly dripping out.

[CKK]

When you get a barium enema that's when you have a complaint. Had one when I was 53. At least when they did a followup colonoscopy they put me under with some really nice stuff. No hangover either.

[scoffer]

When you get a barium enema that's when you have a complaint. Had one when I was 53. At least when they did a followup colonoscopy they put me under with some really nice stuff. No hangover either.

I had a barium enema thing several years ago, when shitting it out it was most difficult and came out in a solid piece the exact same shape as my intestines, and then sat in the bottom of the dunnie like concrete, I had to break it with a stick so I could flush it.

[DeanWeen]

ive still got ten years to go until i have to do this...but it still scares the shit out of me.
i think i need to get really drunk, have a rupee, before getting the ol' prostate check, that way it would be more like a short date-rape.
I share karl pilkingtons worst fear.

[mannacambodia]

I just had a similar experience at a university teaching hospital clinic. It wasn't as bad as I'd expected, but the three pretty female med students in the exam room didn't help matters. I was in for a testosterone replacement prescription, so I also had to answer dozens of questions about my day-to-day sex life while my pants were down around my ankles. Feeling vulnerable, I was tempted to compensate by boasting of past sexual prowess, but remembering my objective was to walk out with a script in hand, I shared all of the humiliating details of my recently departed libido.

I'm happy to report that the treatment has exceeded expectations. Wonderful stuff. Libido, energy levels and drive have all come back to me and I feel ten years younger. I'd recommend it to anyone over the age of 40. The Testosterone is not too bad either.

Very interesting. Please share what medications you got. If you dont want to do it on the board, send PM

[johnny99]

Deanween,

That was one of the funniest U Tubes I have ever seen!!!


But the biopsy is much worse. Just think needle shooting dildo that sounds like a staple gun.

johnny

[Walter White]

I just had a similar experience at a university teaching hospital clinic. It wasn't as bad as I'd expected, but the three pretty female med students in the exam room didn't help matters. I was in for a testosterone replacement prescription, so I also had to answer dozens of questions about my day-to-day sex life while my pants were down around my ankles. Feeling vulnerable, I was tempted to compensate by boasting of past sexual prowess, but remembering my objective was to walk out with a script in hand, I shared all of the humiliating details of my recently departed libido.

I'm happy to report that the treatment has exceeded expectations. Wonderful stuff. Libido, energy levels and drive have all come back to me and I feel ten years younger. I'd recommend it to anyone over the age of 40. The Testosterone is not too bad either.

Very interesting. Please share what medications you got. If you dont want to do it on the board, send PM

I don't mind sharing. I'm pleased with the results so I welcome the opportunity to pontificate. I'm just getting testosterone, injectable, 200mg per week. Never had any problems before, but a blown out thyroid (hypothyroid) and being idle after a motorcycle wreck left my libido lacking and my testosterone levels lowered to 130 and falling. I saw the doctor with complaints about listlessness and the sudden disappearance of my once raging libido and was sent to a urologist. Got the script three months ago and everything's been fantastic since then.

Turgid and pantsless is how I spend my days now. Not really, but my energy levels are up, attitude is better, I'm back to working out and my wife is happy and she's cut back on the shopping. I know it's not sustainable, so I'm dialing back on dosages as I get back into shape. Being at optimal weight will probably do just as much as the injections have done and being in good physical shape through lots of cardio will only add to it.

I know that my results are better than average for those who undergo this treatment, but if you're over 40, you feel sluggish and you miss your libido, chances are your testosterone levels are fucked. There's a lot more affected by your T-levels than just your sex drive.